An Eldritch Union, Dark Valley & A Son Returns

Review: Conan the Barbarian #45 – “The Last Ballad of Laza-Lanti”

In this issue, Roy Thomas weaves a
Lovecraftian tale around one of
Robert E. Howard’s short poems.

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to Countdown to Conan, a series ringing in the return of Robert E. Howard’s popular Cimmerian to Marvel Comics. We’ll be reviewing issues of Marvel’s original Conan the Barbarian series weekly until Marvel releases their first new Conan comic books in 2019. This review is written by Wally Monk.)


In this unusual one-shot story, Roy Thomas tackles one of Robert E. Howard’s horror-themed poems and weaves a Lovecraftian story around it. It’s an odd, quirky tale and even after reading, I’m not sure if it’s one of my new favorites or something I can’t quite wrap my head around.


“The Last Ballad of Laza-Lanti” is a story by Thomas inspired by the words of Robert E. Howard’s poem “The Dweller in Dark Valley.” The poem first appeared in Magazine of Horror #11 in November 1965. This is not the first time one of Howard’s poems has been adapted into a story and it won’t be the last. At some point in the future, we’ll get to one of my favorite Conan tales in Conan the Barbarian #98 (which is adapted from Robert E. Howard’s poem “Sea-Woman.”)


At the end of this particular issue, several things struck me. First and foremost was the thought that Robert E. Howard was a tremendously prolific writer; he covered many different genres and was always full of creativity. I can only imagine what his literary library would have looked like had it not been for his tragic death at the age of only thirty.


Secondly, I am amazed at how Roy Thomas can take even a short poem like “The Dweller in Dark Valley” and weave it into a comic book tale. Robert E. Howard has easily earned the title (sadly, posthumously) of iconic fantasy writer; and I think Thomas has earned the title of master storyteller simply based on his handling and adaptations of Howard’s work.

WARNING! SPOILER ALERT!
Review: Conan the Barbarian #45


Unsurprisingly, our tale begins with Conan in a bar in the city of Shadizar. Our Cimmerian bemoans the fact that it’s been four years and he’s no further along then when he first embarked on his life of adventure. As the barbarian thinks to himself, he hears a minstrel singing and one drunk patron begins to heckle the poor entertainer. 


Ever the savior of the underdog, Conan tells the drunken patron to leave the minstrel alone. Naturally, an all out brawl ensues, and Conan and the bard (whom we learn is named Laza-Lanti) decide to hightail it out of the inn before the city guard arrives. They’re too late.

Sitting together in their jail cell, Conan comments that Laza-Lanti seems cheerful, but there is something melancholy in his music and his lyrics. Noting that Conan is correct, he recalls and sings a tune from his childhood (which also happens to be Robert E. Howard’s poem.)

Laza-Lanti tells Conan that somehow, he believes the Lord of Dark Valley, as mentioned in the poem, is his father. And he feels compelled to rid the valley of the menace. Ironically, Laza-Lanti produces a large dagger from inside his lute after finishing his song.

The jailer, none-too-bright, is surprised – and when Laza-Lanti threatens to throw the dagger at him, the guard unlocks their cell as the two escape into the night. They leave the jailer tied up but unharmed.

Laza-Lanti makes it clear that he is bound for Dark Valley – and as repayment for getting him out of jail, Conan agrees to follow. A brief journey ensues, and soon the pair arrive near the valley just in time to see some people leading a pair of cows towards an open cave. Laza-Lanti approaches one of the men that he knows, indicating he is back and glad to see him. But instead of welcoming the minstrel, he threatens to beat him, swearing that Laza-Lanti’s return will awaken the Lord of the Valley who has left them unharmed for years.

Once again, Conan defends his young friend, grabbing the villager by the scruff of the neck. As the villager explains to Conan how the sacrifices have kept the demon in the hills at bay, the barbarian simply says that they can gang up on and kill the creature.

The villager remains defiant, adding that the creature is not human. Better a cow – or a whole herd of them – be sacrificed than the beast roam free among men, he says.

As the men banter, Lazi-Lanti notices a lovely, scantily clad woman continuing to lead the cattle towards the open cave mouth. Following her from a distance, they are terrified to see a misshapen, eldritch monstrosity consuming the last cow and the woman dancing, mesmerized, in front of the beast.

Will Laza-Lanti slay the monstrosity and end the menace of the monster in Dark Valley? What is the mysterious woman’s connection to the eldritch horror? And is there more here than meets the eye?

CAPSULE REVIEW: This story was strange. Haunting and eerie, it’s one of those tales that you’d read as a kid and then have nightmares about later. Roy Thomas has managed once more to take a small sampling of Howard’s work and weave an intriguing narrative around it.

This tale channels the same Lovecraftian feeling that Roy Thomas mustered for his adaptation of the “Tower of the Elephant” story in Conan the Barbarian #4. The ending here is just as shocking as that issue.

I’m not as impresssed with the coloring on this story, although given the ethereal character of the story, the colors get a pass. I’m not sure that Glynis Wein knew quite what to make of this yarn either, and I’m guessing that played some part in the choice of colors. John Buscema’s pencils seem to take on a different appearance here, too, as if he’s drawing for a narrative storybook instead of a regular comic. It all puts the comic into a category of its own.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d give it an 8.0. On eBay, copies are readily available in ungraded condition for less than $10. If you’re like me and prefer collected trade paperback editions, this story is included in The Chronicles of Conan Vol. 7 – The Dweller in the Pool and Other Stories by Dark Horse.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

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