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COVID-19 & The Monk: Temporary Changes to the Library

Friends and readers, by now you all have been affected in some way by the ongoing COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic that is shutting down just about everything across the globe.

I hope and pray for everyone’s safety and health during this trying time.

As a religious worker, I have found that my time in ministry is even busier now than before; I had wrongfully assumed that I would have ample time during these shutdowns to focus on bringing the Library up to date with new articles, features and reviews.

Each of my days is spent tending to our seniors, taking the elderly to doctor’s appointments or grocery shopping, and trying to minimize other’s contact with the outside world. When I’m not doing that, I’m delivering meals to school children now at home who would otherwise go without their school-sponsored lunchtime. Unfortunately, since I am middle-aged myself with COPD and respiratory issues, this puts me in an uncomfortable but necessary position myself.

But never fear! The Library is not CLOSED; rather, there will be no normal schedule for the articles which have appeared here on specific days, and some weeks may pass with no new posts. I will edit and post things as I am able so that we can try to maintain some form of community and readership while many focus on much more challenging and life-threatening concerns. Posts that require minimal attention from me (editing, formatting) will continue without interruption.

For those of you who enjoyed our weekly features which are now on semi-hiatus, please accept my apologies. But I think you all would agree that the safety of our community takes precedence over our hobbies. As I have always said, even among my blogger team – family and “real-life” first, then comics!

Peace and health to you, stay safe, and remember that this too shall pass.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

CBCS Update #1 – 24 Days and Counting

(EDITOR’S NOTE: PM Library Editor Wally Monk had a friend drop off six comics with a CBCS representative on June 1st, 2019 at the Lost Nation Comic Con. All six comics were set for pressing, and four of them also required some sort of signature authentication. This continuing article will follow the experience with CBCS from start to finish, the last installment being pictures of the slabbed and shipped comic books.)

Ok, so first and foremost, I’m not a lunatic. I don’t expect these books to be anywhere near shipping – I’ve already stated that I expect them to be out 14-16 weeks between pressing, sig verification and grading.

The Paint Monk is hoping for a 9.4-9.6 on his signed Airboy #1 – time will tell!

But I had hoped the received order would be reflected in my dashboard rather quickly – my first submission a year ago at a con was entered into my dashboard in less than 10 days. There’s some small sigh of relief when you read that CBCS has got your books in hand and they’re safely in-process.

Today I checked my dashboard only to still see “no open orders.”

I called CBCS customer service line to see how long it would take to get them at least in my queue, and I was informed by a friendly representative named Brian that there are currently “technical issues” with putting new orders into customer dashboards but to rest assured that they have my books.

I also inquired if the three weeks that have passed would be added to the pressing time or if the three weeks would be “part” of the estimated 6-8 week turnaround time for pressing. He said the three weeks would indeed be part of the turnaround time, so hopefully by the time they’re in the dashboard I’ll only have a couple of weeks before they move on to grading.

I’m not panicked at all, but am a trifle anxious to see this order appear in my dashboard. All good so far, with friendly customer service people, but in two more weeks I might be a little more nervous if the dashboard isn’t showing this order as submitted.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

Conan #16 and #17 Reviews Re-edited – “Countdown To Conan” Page Has Been Updated With the Latest Reviews

Today, I updated the “Countdown to Conan” page, adding hyperlinks to our most recent reviews of Conan the Barbarian #88 and #89.

In addition, I’ve continued “cleaning up” the formatting on previous Classic Conan Countdown installments that didn’t survive the port from Blogger to WordPress.

You can read the successfully reformatted reviews of Conan the Barbarian #16 and Conan the Barbarian #17 by clicking the links below.

I’ll continue to regularly update these old posts on the blog so that they’re reader friendly. I apologize for any inconvenience our transition to WordPress has caused. Thanks for stopping by the Library and for your support!

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

Happy Memorial Day 2019!

In honor of those US veterans who lost life or limb in service to our great nation, or those who volunteered to serve in any capacity. Take some time today to thank a loved one for their service. Thank a veteran if you see him at a local park.

Or even better, support any one of a number of good veterans causes. And keep these fine men and women in your thoughts and prayers.

They protect our freedom and our way of life and should never be forgotten!

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

Giveaways, More Classic Conan & A New Podcast

Our friends and readers have asked for a few things – more classic Marvel Conan reviews, more comic book fantasy interviews and content, and more podcasts! Today, I’m proud to announce that the Classic Countdown will begin again tonight, and we’re kicking things off with a brand new “Conan the Barbarian” podcast graciously sponsored and hosted by our friends @ WeirdedWonder.com! 

Wonder co-host Keith Beard graciously had Bob Freeman, Joeseph Simon and myself on his latest show, where we talk about the new Conan comics, Conan in the movies, today’s comic book market, and even the bad fantasy movies from the 1980s that followed Dino DeLaurentis’ iconic Conan film.

Thank you all for your support, and we’ll see you here each week at Paint Monk’s Library. Stop back tonight for a review of Conan the Barbarian #75 as the Classic Conan Countdown resumes!   

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

Paint Monk Bloggers Featured on Conan Podcast

The Paint Monk and Joeseph Simon talk Conan on the air with Keith Beard

Interested in listening to 45 minutes of pure Cimmerian goodness? Check out www.weirdedwonder.com, where I talk all things Hyborian Age with fellow PM blogger and editor Joeseph Simon in their latest online installment.
Weirded Wonder, a Cleveland, Ohio based podcast, features talks, interviews and reviews about pop culture, music, and comics on their website. For this session, Joeseph and I were asked to join host Keith Beard for a barbarian chat!
Of course, I forget all the really juicy Conan tidbits being live on the air, so perhaps I can talk about everything I missed if we are invited to do a second installment.
There are definitely some advantages to being a traveling monk – you always meet new people, and you even get to try neat new things, like recording your first podcast. 
Check out the episode below, and please consider “liking” or commenting on the video for the good guys over at www.weirdedwonder.com!
As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

Work Continues on New Installment of “Scout”

Kickstarter Project Continues, New Updates, & Pre-Orders @ Tim Truman’s website!

By WALLY MONK
PM Library Editor
If you’re not familiar with Timothy Truman’s character SCOUT (Emanuel Santana), then you’re missing out. Paint Monk’s Library – along with 600 other backers – is proud to have supported author Truman’s latest endeavor to bring the iconic 1980s story line back to life in a new adventure.
Originally published in 1986 by the now defunct Eclipse Comics, Scout is a tale of a dystopian future where the United States has become a third-world country. The original series lasted 24 issues, and was followed by a second series called Scout: War Shaman. The second installment detailed Santana’s continued adventures after having two children. The title character dies at the end of this series.
Two later series were planned, called Scout: Blue Leader and Scout: Marauder. While the future of Blue Leader hasn’t really been discussed, Scout: Marauder has been funded through Truman’s successful Kickstarter project, which ended on July 9th with tremendous success.
In the meantime, PM Library’s own Joeseph Simon had the chance to talk with Timothy Truman about his character in a two part interview, which you can read by clicking on the link below.
Read the Paint Monk’s Library SCOUT interview by clicking here! 
As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk

A Game of Shells, Unusual Twins & A Dark Cult

Review: Savage Sword of Conan #152 – “Valley Beyond the Stars!”

Savage Sword of Conan #152
“Valley Beyond the Stars!”
By TROY CHRISMAN, PM Library Writer


A shell game commences in the tent of a nomadic band of riders in the Stygian desert.

In a barren place where wits and cunning equal survival, Conan the Cimmerian is being victimized by sleight of hand. The smiling Stygian has already hustled the barbarian out of horse, saddle and bow – now he has the hulking outsider wagering his sword.

One more shuffle of the shells and Conan has lost again. As laughter fills the tent, the Stygian claims a fair game and calls for the barbarian’s sword. Conan grabs the gamemaster’s hand, spilling forth a hidden pebble and filling his barbarian heart with rage. The Stygian is spit through the rib cage by Conan’s most valued item. The tent floor puddles with blood as the Cimmerian calls for his god Crom to count the dead while cutting his way free and grabbing his horse. Conan cuts the band’s camels loose and rides away, all the while cursing them to remember him as their wounds ache in the winter chill.

Meanwhile, in the Stygian capital of Luxor, Queen Sullimma has gathered six consorts for an unknown task. The Queen rules cruelly in the stead of her invalid husband and she is looking for four men from the six gathered by her elderly handmaiden Phrephus. As the beautiful yet conniving Queen chooses four who will sacrifice all for her, she orders the remaining pair slain and tells the chosen ones they may soon envy the dead.


While Conan treks the Stygian dessert and Queen Sullimma prepares her unknown task, three mystics, all from different parts of Hyboria, mutter the same foul name in three different languages – “Soggoth…” The three have frightful visions of the future that bring them to the brink of madness, all while screaming the vile name.


In the city of Buryat in the country of Shem, a strange outlander wanders the dank streets with a sole purpose – to find a boy named Hrotha, a twin whose travels with his sister, Hreet. Since Hrotha was born unable to speak, see or hear, Hreet has the ability to speak for her brother. Hrotha, despite his limitations, can see into worlds unknown and will share those visions for a price. The stranger tells Hrotha and his sister he has heard tales of a great evil about to enter the world and the twin is the most gifted in seeing if they are true. As he speaks the name “Yog Sothoth” to the boy, the seer erupts in an ear-piercing scream and collapses into Hreet’s arms. When calm enough to share his thoughts with his twin, she tells the stranger to seek the Fingers of Sehdoula to the south and a gateway to madness. She also tells him she and her twin are coming along.

The story returns to Conan, who sits baking in the Stygian desert while dreaming of snow. He spies from his perch a dust cloud rising from the desert floor and decides to look for some easy plunder. As the Cimmerian gets closer and sees two riders atop a single horse pulled by a cloaked stranger, he sees another group of thieves already with its sights on easy prey. Conan may be a thief, but he is no cur. As he sees the thieving group eyeing the woman for much more than silver or gold, the barbarian springs into action, but not before the female dispatches an assailant with a dagger to his chest.

Conan rides down three more of the bandits, finally coming face-to-face with their leader. He dodges two swipes of the blade from his desperate opponent and puts the fight to an end with a dirk shoved through the top of his head.



Conan is still a thief at heart and while saving the trio from murder, he still calls out for their valuables. The stranger reveals himself as Vitellus, a priest of Mitra with whom Conan had once adventured. Vitellus tells his former partner of their plan to ride south to stop the actions of the foul cult. He reminds the Cimmerian that evil shrines or temples almost always offer the promise of loot. The thief in Conan cannot say no.

As Conan travels with his new companions, Queen Sullimma and her handmaiden Phrephus have reached the Fingers of Sehdoula and prepare for their ritual. The Queen’s chosen four have been painted head to toe with arcane inscriptions and now await the proper alignment of the stars to begin the foul ceremonies.

As Conan and his group set up camp two days away from the Fingers, they are visited at night by a group of outsiders – bushmen sent from their shaman to stop an ancient evil, Sodatha. The group recognizes Vitellus as a holy man and by showing their own symbol of Mitra, prove their goal is the same as Conan and his group as they join forces.

As the band of pilgrims reaches sight of the dreaded Fingers of Sehdoula, riders approach. Stygian cavalry confronts the band and command them to throw down their symbols of Mitra in a land that only worships Set. Vitellus refuses to comply and tells Conan he would rather die first. As the holy man seeks to bargain with the followers of Set, Conan drives his own hard bargain, and his shoulder, into the lead rider, toppling him from his horse. “Follow me, bushmen!” the Cimmerian bellows as he leads them into the fray. Spear and sword mix with horse and dust as the melee swirls and Conan and his hearty band claim victory, new mounts and disguises.

Meanwhile, Queen Sullimma prepares her ritual. Her chosen four scale the stairs leading to the top of the Fingers. Conan and his group have also reached the area and see the beginning stages of a foul act that threatens the entire world. As the act begins, the chosen four are given an elixir to drink and then tied to stakes. As incantations are recited, one of them screams and bursts into flames, his chest erupting like an inferno.

Sullimma calls for Yog Sothoth as she begs for the Elder God to show his face and bring a new age of death and chaos. Conan and his group try to fool the guards by claiming to be Stygian warriors and three captives. The ruse fools no one as the bushmen don’t exactly pull off the disguises. With the plan foiled, the Cimmerian resorts to the tried and true – carving his way past with trusty sword and help from his bushmen allies.

Conan prepares to climb the nearest spire as Vitellus hands him a bag of water to quench the evil fires. The Cimmerian and his followers easily dispatch a single guard, but midway up the spire, the sky transforms and begins to ripple and swirl. As darkness quickly envelops the starry sky, it once again transforms into a bright flash of nightmare – the spires jut from a stagnant sea and planets appear almost within hand reach.

The nightmare grows as misshapen, birdlike creatures fly toward Conan, all the while Sullimma and her cohorts are in the frantic throes of dark song, dance and incantations. The barbarian and his bushmen find the bird things do indeed bleed and die, but they scatter as something even more loathsome appears in their stead.

The world turns mad as the foul god Yog Sothoth appears – a grotesque mass of tentacles, ichor and a thousand mouths. Conan tries to fight the abomination, but after seeing two companions fall, he remembers his goal to reach the top of the spire and quench the fire. As Sullimma dances, the boy Hrotha enters the circle and grabs his sister’s hand. She sees his visions and screams in terror.

Conan finally reaches the top of the spire and confronts the priests, who are busy watching the four chosen ones burn. He easily cleaves his way through them, makes his way to the fire and prepares his bag of water.
Hrotha now is ready to share his vision. As he opens his eyes, he shouts Sullimma’s name as power rages from his sightless pupils, engulfing the wicked queen and reducing her to ashes.

As Conan prepares to dump his bag of water onto the roaring flames, a priest tries to stop him. After throwing the Stygian from the peak, the Cimmerian is again stopped, as Yog Sothoth’s slithering tentacles wrap around his leg. The barbarian is lifted and pulled closer to one of the foul god’s mouths, and Conan desperately hurls the bag of water at the raging fire.

All goes dark as the water hits its target and Conan wakes to the voice of Hreet. Yog Sothoth is gone and Hrotha’s sight and speech are restored. The boy has lost the ability to see other worlds. Vitellus declares a victory over evil as he and Conan travel onward.
But Phrephus, Sullimma’s handmaiden, is left behind, a mumbling and blathering fool.


CAPSULE REVIEW: This is the second Savage Sword review that I’ve completed where the story comes with a Lovecraftian twist. This time, we’re told the name of the fiend is “Yog Sothoth”, a name that is very familiar to fans of H.P. Lovecraft and the Cthulhu mythos.

This issue is sword and sorcery – and Conan – at its finest. The barbarian always shivers at the thought of foul sorcery and the summoning of an Elder god is the most diabolical of magic. Conan sticks to his barbarian upbringing and trusts cold steel in his hand no matter the foe, even in the face of nightmares brought to mind-numbing life.

Queen Sullimma is both vile and beautiful, as the finishes of Ernie Chan depict perfectly. Doug Beekman’s cover could just as easily be a cover to the old Weird Tales magazine as it is this issue of Savage Sword. Also perfectly captured is the appearance of Yog Sothoth in all his maddening glory – the splash pages on 42-43 (pictured in this review) are fantastic.
Of course, our hero defeats the world-eater with a desperate Hail Mary, wrapping things up all too tidily, but this is heroic fiction, after all. We expect larger than life victories against even greater odds.
On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue a 9. Copies were available on eBay in the $5-$15 range.

– Troy Chrisman

CBCS Update #6 – Shipping Notice Received!

Follow Wally Monk’s First CBCS Submission From Start To Finish

(EDITOR’S NOTEFollow Wally Monk’s first submission to CBCS…and see if they live up to the hype, or if you’re better off using a different service.)

Got my “your comic is being shipped email” this morning.

141 days from submission to shipping (155 if you count the two weeks from the in-hand drop off at a local con).

That’s a really long time – but I’ve found CBCS customer service overall very proactive and I’ll be happy to send more books in. I think I’ll pay the extra for “fast pass” from this point forward as I’m not the most patient person.

All in all, thank you CBCS for a good (albeit at times exasperating) experience. 


But could you please update the dog gone dashboard so I can see what MY COMICS’S GRADE IS????


Thank you to Jake and Lisa for answering the customer service line – and for your quick, professional and friendly answers to my questions. Now, just please update the dashboard – the suspense of waiting for my “grade” is killing me!


As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)
 

A Corsair Mutiny, A Giant Frog & Hidden Treasure

Review – Conan the Barbarian #73 – “He Who Waits…In The Well of Skelos!”

Conan the Barbarian #73
The Well of Skelos!

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to Countdown to Conan, a series ringing in the return of Robert E. Howard’s popular Cimmerian to Marvel Comics. This review is written by Andy Maglothin.)


Conan and Bêlit
are in a small boat rowing toward the Tigress, discussing the recent
revelation that her father is alive and held captive as a pawn in a
political game.

As they reach the ship, they find the
boarding rope already hanging over the side. This raises a concern
which they realize is legitimate when they get to the ship’s deck
and find Kawaku and others waiting for their arrival. This is not a pleasant greeting.

It seems Kawaku has stolen some of potions that were used to knock
them out in Kelka, and Kawaku used it to poison the drinking water on the
Tigress. Kawaku commands Chama to take Conan and Bêlit below
prompting Conan to swiftly attack Chama, ultimately throwing him
overboard.

Without hesitation, Bêlit takes action, attacking another
Corsair and kicking him overboard. The battle continues until Kawaku
takes the Cimmerian out of the fight by sneakily clubbing Conan on the back of the head. It’s another instance Conan could have used his “yak helmet…” Darn it, Jenna! 

Kawaku explains that he and the other
Corsairs are sick of assisting Bêlit and Amra (Conan) with hunting
for treasure which winds up hidden in a remote location. Kawaku
demands the treasure’s location, prompting Bêlit to literally spit
in his face. Kawaku strikes her, and Conan begins to awaken from
the sounds of the ongoing fray. He agrees to show the location of
the treasure if they spare Bêlit.

The Shemite hellcat, disgusted with Conan’s
response, tells him he has no right to offer the treasure to Kawaku
since she had worked on accumulating it before ever meeting Conan.
Bêlit pleads Kawaku to allow Conan to administer a lifesaving powder
to N’Yaga.

Kawaku states he is placing two guards on Bêlit and
demands the non-mutinous Corsairs to obey him or else she will be
killed. Bêlit demands they stay loyal to her and not give in to
Kawaku’s demands and fight his mutiny.

Without a word, Conan signals to the
Corsairs demanding them to get to work with assisting Kawaku. A
shocked Bêlit realizes the group obeys Conan as much (if not more)
than her commands. The Tigress sails west in uncharted seas until
they reach shores. Conan and a small group of Corsairs including
Kawaku journey though the jungles. Conan realizes this is a no-win
situation; not helping Kawaku leads to his and Bêlit’s death; but
assisting will result in the same outcome.

Conan leads them on a journey deep into
the jungle until they find a strangely shaped structure he and Bêlit
aptly named “The Temple of the Toad.” Kawaku questions their
judgment to hide treasure in such a strange, creepy place. Conan
agrees, stating the location discourages wanderers from finding the
treasures. He even notes how afraid the Corsairs are of the
structure. Kawaku senses no danger and prompts Conan to continue with
the journey. 

During their walk through the temple,
they note strange, ancient writings on the wall and floor. They reach
the center of the temple and Conan explains they lowered the treasure
into a pit in the center of the room. Kawaku recognizes the Corsairs’
fear and decides he will descend into the pit. He reaches such a
depth, he can no longer be seen…then suddenly there is a scream and the rope goes slack. 


After a few minutes, there’s more tension on the
rope…even heavier than before. The Corsairs assume it is Kawaku
and he’s carrying treasure. They quickly begin to pull him up….and
realize it is a huge monster at the end of the rope. As Awogmu
reaches to assist who he thinks is Kawaku, the monster grabs him by
the head and flings him into the gaping pit.

A huge, slimy, frog-like monster crawls
from the pit ready to attack. The shocked Corsairs forget about Conan
and quickly pay for their lack of awareness. The frog creature emits
an eerie, unearthly, loud, croaking noise as it attacks anyone in the
way. It lurches to attack Conan and our favorite Cimmerian hurls the
corpse of a dead Corsair at the frog-creature. Conan backs away a bit
and the creature can sense his new onset of fear. They square off in
combat with Conan’s heels almost at the lip of the pit. In a
desperate move, Conan grabs the frog-creature and flings them both
off the edge into the pit. Conan grabs the slippery edge of the pit
with his left hand…barely clinging onto his own life. Using a will
of iron, Conan hangs on and suddenly his wrist is grabbed by M’Gora.
Laaranga and Bêlit are there to assist him out of the pit.

A relieved Conan is obviously excited
to see Bêlit, who reveals how she escaped from her bonds and made it
to assist Conan. They bury more treasure in a hidden spot under the
floor of the temple and discuss their next adventure – and it sounds like Bêlit will continue to seek revenge for her father’s treatment.

CAPSULE REVIEW: Starting off with an impressive Gil
Kane / Ernie Chan cover, the issue is a blast. There’s a fine
balance between story and action.

This issue displays Thomas’
ability to develop characters, keep the story moving and add
intensity all at the same time. His description of the fight between
the frog-creature and Conan is intense, especially the end when Conan
is hanging on literally by his fingers. The portrayal of Bêlit is
entertaining, as she displays the strength of a warrior, but is still
jealous of Conan’s wandering eye. If this were on film, the
intensity of the Corsair lowering himself into the pit would make for
an intense scene.

The Buscema / Chan team show off their
talents in this issue with amazing pieces, starting with the opening splash
page, continuing through the journey through the jungle to the Temple of the Toad, and
the battle with the giant frog creature. Buscema and Chan compliment
each other creating a texture rich environment and character features
where the reader can sense the danger, emotions and intensity of the
scenes.

Even the sound effect words for the creature: “GUH-RUNK”
and “GUR-GORKK” mix Thomas’ writing, and the font / coloring
into a sickening noise instilling fear into those in the area.

The final battle is intense and
provides an amazing act of desperation and strength where Conan hurls
the corpse of a Corsair at the beast. That scene depicts a desperate,
savage, powerful person doing whatever he could to fend off the
monster. Add in the final scene where Conan intentionally steps off
the edge to end the battle and almost his own life and you have a
thrilling ending to a solid comic.

On a scale of 1-10, I give it 8
Aquilonian Luna.

Living life my own
way – Andy from Aquilonia