Grab Some Cheese Dip Before Reading about the World’s Most Ignorant Barbarian
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Whatcha doin’ Groo? |
By WALLY MONK
Paint Monk’s Library Editor
“There once was a fighter named Groo,
And he wasn’t like me, or like you;
The stories were swell,
of this dumb ne’er do well,
so his fan base most certainly grew!”
– The Paint Monk
If you’re a fan of the swords-and-sorcery genre in comic books, you’ve no doubt heard of Groo the Wanderer, by the team extraordinaire of Sergio Aragones and Mark Evanier. Groo is a walking antonym of Conan the Barbarian.
Where Conan is muscular and commanding, Groo is flabby and a wimp. Where Conan can take charge and rescue damsels in distress, Groo will rescue the dragon and leave the damsel tied up instead. In other words, he’s a complete buffoon.
Long before the days of funny fantasy comics like … (Read More)