“Conan feels a brooding and malevolent presence watching him from the darkness, and he’s in no mood to celebrate despite recently reuniting with a long lost flame. As the mysterious entity from the shadows reveals itself, our barbarian is drawn into an interdimensional confrontation by a member of his own family!”

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. Installments of the countdown appear weekly on Wednesdays. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #119.)

By WALLY MONK — Paint Monk’s Library Editor

J.M. DeMatteis’ run on Conan continues in this issue, and somehow, his take on the Cimmerian just seems off. DeMatteis is an extremely talented writer, but as other Librarians have mentioned here, he just never seems to get the nuances of Conan to shine through in his work.

Perhaps following in the shoes of Rascally Roy Thomas was a daunting task, or possibly readers had become too familiar and comfortable with Thomas’ style. But from my perspective, DeMatteis just tried too hard and failed to connect with the concept of sword-and-sorcery. Much of the writer’s work on Conan seemed to cross the line of high fantasy, and there are stark differences in the two (albeit similar) genres.

The one thing consistent about Conan – at least for a few more issues – is the artwork of John Buscema, inked here by Buscema and Bob McLeod. It’s that consistency that makes this an enjoyable tale, although this particular story might have been better if it were written for a generic fantasy hero.

Review: Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #119

Conan, reunited with his long-lost femme fatale Jenna, observes the celebrations in a local city following his defeat of Myya L’rrasleff (see Conan the Barbarian #118). But the barbarian is in no mood to celebrate, as he later reveals that he’s felt a presence watching him from the darkness.

Jenna wants to participate in the revelry; Conan does not, so she bids him adieu until a drunken patron wantonly makes a pass at her. Instead of enjoying the company of the intoxicated sot, she pursues Conan, and soon the pair are sitting at a campfire outside of town. Jenna promptly passes out from too much wine.

Conan reminisces about his grandfather Drogin, one of the few people for whom the Cimmerian becomes emotional. Drogin, he recalls, was a strong man who taught him how to fight and how to survive. The barbarian remembers Drogin walking into the snowy Cimmerian wastes to die as he approached old age. Conan even stifles a tear, glad that Jenna is not awake to observe his reactions or hear his emotional talk.

As Conan sits by the fire alone, the presence reveals itself. A middle-aged man appears, claiming to be none other than Drogin himself. The Cimmerian, always distrustful of magic, accuses the stranger of being a demon-spawn or wood-sprite. But within a few moments, Conan realizes that this person is indeed his long lost grandfather.

Grandpa came back for a reason, though, as Conan soon learns. Drogin tells Conan that he must follow him to the “place where he dwells” and leads the Cimmerian to a shimmering portal. Our barbarian, sensing that Drogin is truly his grandfather, listens to the demanding tone of his elder and obeys.

On the other side of the portal, Conan and Drogin enter a nightmarish dimension where reality seems to shift. The pair eventually find themselves in a luxurious palace and throne room, where a morbidly obese man named Ravenna is seated.

As Drogin begins to speak, Conan learns how Ravenna saved his grandfather from death in the frozen wastes and instead gave him a new life in the strange dimension where he knew luxury and every pleasure possible. But now, it seems Drogin wishes to be released from this life – and has selected Conan as the one who will fight for his freedom.

Who will Conan have to fight for the release of his grandfather to the oblivion he so desperately seeks? Or is something far more sinister afoot at the hands of the barbarian’s long lost relative and the bulbous Ravenna?

CAPSULE REVIEW: Well, before I even try to critique the story, the premise here is troubling. Conan is no fool when it comes to magic, and this is where “the J.M. Dematteis thing” I was talking about comes into play. There is no way – evidence or not – that Conan would follow his dead-but-now-living grandfather through a magical portal. It would be tough to get Conan to follow his living grandfather into such a thing had he never perished in the first place! Despite several attempts by the author to justify Conan’s behavior in the narrative, I just don’t buy it as a reader.

The ending to the story is a common trope and the manner in which DeMatteis arrives at the finale is troubling, rather cliche, and in full disclosure, sadly uninteresting. It’s clear the author may have lifted the plot here from Conan the Barbarian #1, (SPOILER ALERT!) where the Cimmerian is destined to be a new host for a different, otherworldly entity. This time around, the tale fails badly.

Gird your proverbial loins, as we have 11 more such issues to shuffle through before a new scribe applies his writing hand to the Conan title. Thankfully, some of the upcoming issues are salvaged by the fantastic artwork of Gil Kane.

To reiterate, my criticism of writer DeMatteis is not that he is incapable; on the contrary, he has a sizeable comics resume, is well-respected, and very talented. This has been proven in much of his other work, including Marvel’s The Defenders and Captain America as well as DC’s Justice League. He just doesn’t tackle Conan well at all.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue a 5. If it were a generic barbarian and not a Conan story, I’d bump that up to a 6.5.