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REVIEW: A Magic Sword, Toruk & A Duel to the Death!

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which was published from 1970 to 1999. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #31. )

By DEAN PLAKAS – Paint Monk’s Library Writer

Set in a hilly, rocky countryside, we find Conan and the Turanian army, led by Captain Malthuz, ambushed by a local tribe of Hill-Men led by Hobar. Malthuz orders a hasty retreat to higher land, buying what’s left of his army and the Cimmerian some advantage.

In a foreshadow, Captain Malthuz is directed toward a delicately balanced rock formation for an escape route, but he points out that it’s too delicate a rock formation and that “one misstep” would cause the rocks to fall and bury them all.

Hobar of the Hill-Men proposes a challenge to Malthuz: champion versus champion to the death! If Hobar’s champion wins, the Turanian army dies. If he doesn’t, then they are free to leave unmolested. Malthuz senses Hobar is a man of honor and will keep his word, so Malthuz agrees to the terms. Malthus does, however, wish he had a magic sword to fight Hobar’s champion, a giant of a man named Toruk whom Malthuz will fight himself at the agreed upon time of sundown.

The comment Malthuz made about having a magic sword stirs memories in Conan from his youth. In a flashback, after running for his life and fighting a giant bear, Conan found an underground tomb. He came across a skeleton’s hand holding a skull-hilted magic sword protruding from “a giant man-carved slab of stone,” sort of like a landlubber’s version of The Lady of the Lake and Excalibur. Conan managed to pull the sword out of the skeleton’s hand only to discover evil magic attached to the weapon as he faced a frightening enemy – the giant shadow of Conan himself! Using light and fire, the Cimmerian managed to escape the tomb and decided not to keep the sword, throwing it back into “the gaping aperture for some less prudent soul to find…”

Conan doesn’t like the odds of Malthuz winning the battle, so the barbarian knocks him unconscious from behind. The reason is two-fold: Conan respects Malthuz, he might even like him, but more importantly Conan doesn’t want his fate in some one else’s hands. In a hard fought contest, Conan defeats the giant Toruk by positioning him under the aforementioned delicate rock formation and causing an avalanche of rocks by throwing his sword at it.

Between the flashback and the present story, writer Roy Thomas does a fine job by connecting the two into one. As Toruk dies, he releases his grip on his own sword – which turns out to be the skull-hilted blade Conan had thrown away in the flashback. As the Hill-Men depart, Conan walks away with the Turanians and with their lives intact, as promised by Hobar. Conan does not notice the blade leaving the hand of the dead giant, who turns out to be the “less prudent soul” he imagined in his youth when he tossed the sword back into the tomb. Just like when Conan fought his giant shadow for the magic sword and his life back then, he now fought for his life again against the same sword and left a giant in the shadows of his own tomb of fallen rock.

CAPSULE REVIEW: The cover is illustrated by two other artists from the Silver Age of comics – Gil Kane and John Romita. Kane drew Conan and Romita drew the shadow of Conan. Overall, it’s a fine cover, fully illustrated with marked texture but with a tight sense of spacing.

The splash page of this issue reminds me of the splash page of Conan the Barbarian #17, which is the issue with the title “The Gods of Bal-Sagoth,” illustrated by Gil Kane. It’s practically the same page, with bodies everywhere, the Turanians and Conan having to fight for their lives, this time together against the Hill-Men instead of each other. There’s even a face of a character at the bottom of the right hand corner calling for Conan’s death in both issues. In Conan the Barbarian #17, the character is referencing a battle axe. In this issue, the character is holding a battle axe.

Much of the lettering in captions is not needed for the flashback sequence, as John Buscema does a fantastic job telling an action packed story through his pencils alone. You’ll note that Buscema even draws a thinner Conan with the necklace and horned helmet that former Conan artist Barry Windsor-Smith orginally drew. It’s these subtle visual things that give the comic book the edge over a novella. Although…the homage to Smith would have been more apparent and complete had Ernie Chua (Chan) used finer inks and Glynis Wein used pastel colors in the flashback.

My final comment is also with regard to the lettering, in particular to the typo on page five. Captain Malthuz whispers, “Thouugh were you raised” it should be “Though where you raised.” I don’t mean to be picky, but his comment made no sense whatsoever until I realized it was a typographical error.

Lots of action, a well-structured story, great art, and even a tribute to Barry Windsor-Smith’s Conan from John Buscema. On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue a 9 (see our rating and review standards here.) On eBay, ungraded copies are available (depending on condition) for between $3-$15.

“And this story shall also be told.” – The Wizard in Conan the Barbarian

Dean Plakas

REVIEW: Big Jax, A Dancing Hyrkanian & A Serpent Tiara

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #118.)

By JOESEPH SIMON – PM Library Writer

This issue features the second appearance of the red-haired force of nature, Red Sonja, and it’s definitely something to cheer about! It’s also near the end of the Makkalet storyline. For me, there were some good stories during the Makkalet arc, but I didn’t particularly like the city or the setting.

I think it was more confusing than it had to be and Makkalet doesn’t feature prominently in future stories. I suspect others felt the same way about these tales.

Dean Plakas is correct in his assessment of the conservative nature of Barry Windsor-Smith’s Red Sonja in his review of Conan the Barbarian #23. I’m glad other artists gave her the trademark look that remains popular today. I’m not quite sure her rise in popularity would have sustained itself otherwise.

My critique of Sonja’s appearance is not made to diminish her personality or impact in the stories. She has plenty of both. I do love Smith’s artwork, but many of his women look the same and are not as memorable as a result in a visual sense. Red Sonja manages to stay away from the familiar-looking Smith women to a degree.

So what of the story of “The Song of Red Sonja?”

Review of Conan the Barbarian #24

Once again, our scene is set in a tavern. As with many such locations in the Hyborian Age, ale flows freely and women are dancing. The dancing woman in question this night is Red Sonja. Conan has a front row view with everyone else in the crowded bar captivated and chanting her name (as Son-ya.)

Another common element in Hyborian taverns are brawls – one of which quickly ensues when a companion to Red Sonja’s party, Big Jax, wants Sonja to sit with him. Big Jax, sadly, had part of his head cleaved off by an axe in a previous battle and it’s made him rather dull-witted. This escalates into a fight with Conan that turns into a full-fledged bar room brawl.

Big Jax just wanted Sonja to sit with him and look at the mess now…

Conan and Sonja, having their fill of battle, run outside to jump into a pool of water for an improvisational dip to cool off. Sonja plunges in, and re-emerging from the water has taken off her chain mail top. Before things can turn PG-13, Romantic Red teases Conan and they get out of the pool.

I don’t quite recall where, but I remember reading about how this scene did have edits to make it more reader-friendly. Remember, we’re not talking about covering up full nudity. Smith, no doubt, knew the rules of Marvel, a primary rule seemingly being that “sometimes less is more.” My memory on this continues to be lacking, but I believe there was a re-printing, perhaps a giant-sized, treasury edition, that showed Smith’s real intentions for the scene.

The story shifts to palace guards asking the tavern owner about the brawl. While they discuss the details, the guards realize that their horses are being stolen….by Sonja and Conan! The end of the first part of the story sees our red-spirited beauty and her enamored barbarian friend taking the road towards the royal palace.

The second part of the comic begins with a Howard-penned poem referencing the man called Kharam-Akkad. When we next see Conan and Sonja, they are facing a tower (Roy Thomas’ and Robert E. Howard’s fascination with towers apparently continues!)

Towers, as all readers know by now, are never good for Conan. Ignoring his past encounters with previous structures like these, our Cimmerian attempts to arouse Sonja in talk and bodily bravado only to be punched squarely in the face, with enough force to fall back into some bushes.

Speaking of personality…Conan responds with “By Crom, girl — I’ve killed men for less than that!” and Sonja mic-drops Conan with “For what? For not letting you kiss them?

Sonja lays Conan out with a mean left hook.

An interesting sidenote is Red mocking Conan for pronouncing her name as Son-ya – “you pronounce my name as if there is apish blood in you” she says. I thought of the Hulk when I read Sonja’s comment!

Into the tower the pair travel, luckily entering a riches-filled room high inside the structure. Conan is enchanted by the treasures while Red says wisely to check the corridors for guards and more danger.

In my review of Conan the Barbarian #21, I mentioned how Conan was not quite “king material” at this point. He has much to learn. Even here, on a basic level, he is still learning. At least Red knows to police your area!

Conan goes to secure the room as requested and Red comes across a bejeweled serpent tiara. One moment all seems promising, the next Conan hears her screaming and he finds himself racing to her aid. This is the end of “Part Two.”

What kind of mess has the fire-haired Hyrkanian got herself into now? And how does Conan end up learning yet another lesson about women and ending up with another “Charlie Brown” moment?

CAPSULE REVIEW: This is a bittersweet issue. While I may be disappointed with the artistic interpretation of Sonja, I find Barry Windsor-Smith to be a great artist with a renowned style. Without his artwork, Conan may never have reached 24 issues. Roy Thomas is to be credited as much as Smith, and as a team, they did rule supreme (even if there were moments of occasional tension!) Either way, they created something different, something new, something challenging for the 1970s while standing the test of time even today.

It is then sad, as this issue is the last of the Roy Thomas / Barry Windsor-Smith run. It’s not entirely bad news, as Smith’s time with Conan helps propel him to greater heights in his career. We, as fans, can purchase many different reprints and collections representing this grand period of Conan. And it won’t be the last time we find these creative juggernauts working together.

I think it will be interesting as we progress further in the Classic Conan Countdown to see how the team dynamic changes as Roy Thomas works with new artists.

Creativity when shared can be powerful, creating things that otherwise would not exist with just one or the other or with someone else involved. Commonly acknowledged with great bands and musicians, collaborations in comics can be just as rewarding. Robert E Howard, Roy Thomas, and Barry Windsor-Smith have been and always will be known as a team worthy of reading as much as they were when these issues were first released.

Storywise, Red Sonja is the saving grace of this particular comic. Place any other female that Conan has met to this point in the series and you would not have the same story. You can, however, replace Conan with another heroic barbarian hero in this specific story and it won’t affect the dynamic at all.

No one knew that Red Sonja would soar to great fame – given that she did, I would rate this issue a 7.5 out of 10. Seeing that this is the end of a legendary creative team up, I’ll kick the score up to an 8.5.

On eBay, copies of this issue in ungraded condition were readily available in the $35-60 range.

REVIEW: Red Sonja, The Vulture & Conan Sends A Gift Box

“In this issue, we get the first glimpse of Red Sonja. Sonja, a creation of Roy Thomas and Barry Windsor-Smith, was an amalgamation of two fiery females created by Robert E. Howard. Red Sonja’s complete origin would be told in the pages of Conan the Barbarian #24 the following month.”

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #23.)

By DEAN PLAKAS — Paint Monk’s Library Writer

Written by Robert E. Howard and loosely adapted by Marvel Comics scribe Roy Thomas, “The Shadow of the Vulture” is a landmark issue of Conan as it marks the debut of Red Sonja in Marvel Comics’ version of the Hyborian Age.

Created by Roy Thomas and Barry Smith, Marvel’s Red Sonja is based on two of Robert E. Howard’s creations: the pistol-wielding swashbuckler ‘Red Sonya of Rogatino’ (from his 1934 short story “The Shadow of the Vulture”) and the swordswoman ‘Dark Agnes de Chastillon” (from his short story “Swords Woman” published years after Howard’s suicide). Both Red Sonya and Dark Agnes are red-headed women with short tempers. They share similar origins in that they were both mistreated by men before they embarked on their lives of adventure.

Howard’s “Shadow of the Vulture” was published in 1934.

Red Sonya’s adventures are placed in the days of the Ottoman Empire, where she is the Polish-Ukrainian sister-in-law of the Ottoman Sultan Suleiman the Magnificent. 16th Century France serves as the background for Dark Agnes.

Both female characters are among Howard’s works of historical fiction, while Conan remains purely in the fantasy genre. In developing this mash-up of Howardian heroines, Thomas and Smith transposed their timelines thousands of years back to the days of Conan. Most of the melded character is the Red Sonya from the story on which Conan the Barbarian #23 is based.

A lawsuit in 2008 was settled with regard to copyright and trademark infringement, trademark dilution, and unfair competition with regard to the Red Sonya and the Red Sonja names and characters.

Review: Conan the Barbarian #23

Marvel’s rendition of “The Shadow of the Vulture” is very similar to the original Howardian tale but with some major character shifts. Prince Yezdigerd and Conan the Barbarian are playing the roles of the Ottoman Sultan’s Grand Vizier Ibrahim and the knight Gottfried von Kalmbach respectively but in the Hyborian timeline.

In both versions of the story, Mikhal Oglu, the feared soldier known as “the Vulture” is charged with hunting down the hero and bringing his head to the arrogant antagonist. The Vulture’s fate is the same in both stories.

The tale begins as Conan steamrolls his way into the king’s palace in the city of Pah-Dishah. The barbarian is bringing a message to King Ghannif from his son-in-law Eannatum. Eannatum is the king of the besieged city of Makkalet and the husband of Melissandra, Ghannif’s eldest daughter.

Ghannif gives Conan a sack of gold for delivering the message and then entreats the barbarian to entertain him with stories of the barbarian life. Since arriving at the king’s court, the Cimmerian has been assaulted, insulted and threatened and he leaves abruptly without honoring the king’s request.

Conan is not prepared to regale the king with barbarian tales on this day!

Meanwhile, in Makkalet, Mikhal Oglu (the Vulture) pays Prince Yezdigerd a visit. Oglu is given the mission to hunt down Conan and to bring his decapitated head to Yezdigerd for scarring the prince’s face and other troubles the Cimmerian has caused. Oglu’s Turanian army tracks Conan down and razes the village where he has found comfort.

The barbarian tells his female friend Ivga that she is safe, but she is killed by an arrow intended for Conan. Stealing a Turanian soldier’s horse, Conan races back north to Makkalet (which he has been doing since issue #19, for Crom’s sake…) with the Vulture and his Turanian soldiers in pursuit.

Another one of Conan’s female friends meets their maker.

Exhausted, Conan’s horse collapses and the barbarian rushes to a door leading to the city of Makkalet with the Turanian horde just behind him. The door opens and out rushes an army of warriors from Pah-Dishah led by Red Sonja.

A warrior tries to get Conan to safety, but Conan refuses. His pride won’t let him sit out this fight, and his ego won’t let him sit out the battle while a woman fights it for him! He thanks her but she tells him no thanks are necessary – she is a paid soldier of King Ghannif of Pah-Dishah and doing her job.

As Sonja and her bowmen enjoy the evening with food and drink, Conan strolls the city at night and stumbles upon Queen Melissandra. He ignores her forced pleasantries for he knows she tried to have him killed.

As he continues his walk, he comes across spies of Prince Yezdigerd who are in the process of sending messages to the prince. Conan is knocked unconscious and tied up by the spies. He finds himself rescued again Red Sonja. After defeating the traitors in their midst, Conan sets a trap for Oglu.

The Vulture might be the best swordsman in Turan – but Conan isn’t IN Turan.   

In a locked room, the Vulture is confronted by Conan. He informs the Cimmerian that he is the best swordsman in all of Turan and our hero reminds him that they are not in Turan. Conan douses all light in the room and they fight in darkness. The next day amid celebrations at the Turanian camp, a messenger delivers to Yezdigerd a pretty package – containing the head of the Vulture.

CAPSULE REVIEW: It’s not every issue where a character is introduced who saves Conan twice in the same comic and ends up getting her own title. It’s also not every issue where three different inkers are used in the same book to ink one penciler’s work. This IS that issue.

The splash page is beautifully drawn with fine detail and background work by Barry Windsor-Smith; however, anatomically and composition-wise, Smith’s rendering of Conan on this page is questionable. As he is drawn on the page, Conan would have to be nine feet tall and all leg for him to have two full-grown guards between his legs trying to take him down, unless they are circus midgets, which they are not.

There is also a guard behind Conan running up the steps, but take a good look at the steps – they are the tiniest steps compared to the guard’s foot! Other visuals are better, like when Ivga is killed by an arrow after Conan told her she will be safe with him. Take a good look at the panel where she dies – his hands are covered with her blood – blood is literally and figuratively on his hands.

Other than Barry Smith himself, Dan Adkins was one of the best to ink Smith’s pencils. He was meticulous in his work, which was a blessing and a curse, for sometimes he wouldn’t be able to finish an issue in time for the deadline. This is one of the issues where Adkins didn’t ink it all – Sal Buscema and Chic Stone helped, and you can really see the difference in styles. Compare the fine linework of Adkins over Smith to the more broad embellishments of Sal Buscema and Chic Stone over Smith. You will also notice much less detail in the background, if there is background at all when Stone or Buscema have inked Smith’s pencils.

This brings us to the depiction of Red Sonja. In 2011, Red Sonja was voted Comics Buyers Guide “hottest fictional female” in comics but you never would have guessed that from her first appearance here.

Smith drew her very conservatively, with short red pants and a long-sleeved shirt made of chainmail and no gloves. The curvaceous, full-figured heroine in the bikini-style costume made of chainmail with matching boots and gloves – as she is most well-known – would never have been if not for Spanish artist Esteban Maroto (and later Frank Thorne) who redesigned her look and submitted to Roy Thomas. We’ve been indebted to them ever since.

With regard to Roy Thomas, hwoever, there is one thing that I find curious in his dialogue in this issue. He mentions Hell and the Devil. Crom! – Hell and the Devil were religious concepts that had not taken effect in the days of Conan. Unless Thomas transposed Hell and the Devil for this issue too…

On a scale of 1-10, I rate this issue an 8.

On a scale of 1-10, I rate this issue an 8 (please click here to our review guidelines.)

On eBay, this issue commands a hefty price as it is the first appearance of Red Sonja. Ungraded versions vary widely, ranging from $40 (in poor condition) to $180 (listed as near mint but ungraded.) At the time of this post, high (9.4 and higher) CGC-graded copies listed for sale ranged from $240-$600.

“And this story shall also be told.” – The Wizard in Conan the Barbarian

REVIEW: The Check is In the Mail…And So Is Conan’s Art

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #22.)

By WALLY MONK – Paint Monk’s Library Editor

For a complete review of this issue, please see my previous post about Conan the Barbarian #1. 
 
Ok, Paint Monk, you screwed this one up. The cover of this comic book promotes “The Shadow of the Vulture” in the lucid pencils of Barry Windsor-Smith, but your review is about Conan the Barbarian #1! What were you thinking?
 
If you feel cheated by today’s Classic Conan Countdown post, you’re not alone. I normally prepare my reviews at least a week in advance and was shocked to see that the Conan review I’d been highly anticipating was nothing more than a reprint of Conan’s first comic book appearance. Given that Barry Windsor-Smith is gearing up for his departure from Marvel here and there were some delays with certain inkers along the way, it’s not surprising this happened, but this is a waste of a darn fine cover
 
After being teased with this tantalizing illustration, we open the comic to find a nice little disclaimer from Marvel Comics editorial, along with a very familiar splash page – Windsor-Smith’s very first splash from Conan the Barbarian #1. To add insult to injury, the text box with narrative introducing Conan is replaced with Marvel’s explanation. 
 
 
Instead of a review, I’ve included some text from the editorial of this issue’s “Hyborian Page” detailing the faux pas for your edification (below). For those of you who are still feeling cranky and thinking “What the he**?” I can assure you that blogger Dean Plakas has a fantastic and insightful review of the real “Shadow of the Vulture” tale already finished and not “lost in the mail” for Wednesday. 
 
In the meantime, consider catching up on any of our Countdown to Conan installments that you may have missed. 
 
As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk
 
 
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
(Editorial, Conan the Barbarian #22)

Well, it finally happened! As I’ve been telling you for months, it’s been a terrific strain for Roy, Barry and our hard-pressed, hard-working inkers to turn out an issue of CONAN THE BARBARIAN each and every month. Time after time, the ever demanding deadline has forced them to take desperate measures – including one issue reproduced partly from pencils, another finished up from Barry’s layouts by no less than four penciler/inkers. 

But this time, Fate as well went against them – and you. At the last minute – and believe it when we say we mean just that! – no less than thirteen pages of the 21-page spectacular planned for this issue went lost in the mail, necessitating either a reprint of an earlier CONAN issue – or the substitution of a few “Conan-presented” sword-and-sorcery tales gathered from earlier Marvel mags. There wasn’t even time to change the now-accidentally-misleading cover, since it was printed long before the loss could have been anticipated. (And please, people – don’t tell us we should simply have skipped putting out an issue at all this month. Nothing would have pleased Roy and Barry more – but, once printing schedules are definitely set up, that becomes impossible. By legal contract, Marvel had to put out something called CONAN THE BARBARIAN this month – even if the mag had been completely filled with re-runs of Millie the Model! No lie!) 

REVIEW: Howard’s “Black Stone” Adapted For Comics

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #21.)

By JOESEPH SIMON – Paint Monk’s Library Writer

Conan the Barbarian #21 has a thought-provoking cover, but symbolically it’s not what you might think. It shows Conan standing over foes who have fallen but aren’t dead. It’s not really a standard look for a Conan frontispiece, and not so inspiring at first look. But a keener eye will catch the slogan on the cover – “Winner of the Comic Book Industry’s own Academy Award for Best Comic-Mag!”

Due to its context and lack of standard cover art, one can infer that symbolically the fallen yet still-living foes are the comic books that didn’t win the award. An interesting side note is Marvel’s own spelling of comic book as “comic-book” and comic magazine as “comic-mag.”

The award in question is the Academy of Comic Book Arts Shazam Award, a short-lived but then prestigious honor. This was not the only time Conan won that particular recognition. In 1970, as many fans applauded, Barry Smith received the award for best new talent. In 1971, Conan was honored for both best continuing feature and best writer (Roy Thomas.)

This would not be the last award for Conan either! You can, in fact, expect one coming very soon in upcoming issues. I believe many fans might be able to predict accurately what the next award Conan received might have been – please leave your guesses in the comments section below.

Review: Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #21

We find Conan in a situation continued from Conan the Barbarian #20, or depending on your viewpoint, from issue #19 or earlier, where we see the Cimmerian washed up on the shore and wounded from battle after trying to save his Vanir friend Fafnir.

Conan is fortunate enough to have survived the watery grave that otherwise would have been his fate. His luck runs out onshore where workmen of the men from Makkalet find him. These men attack him, thinking he is a Turanian mercenary who has recently menaced the city. In truth, Conan recently did fight with the Turanians – but Conan’s attempt to correct the men falls on fists and swords. The Cimmerian, not only weary from his previous battle and survival in the sea, also suffers from an arrow still sticking in his body.

Our barbarian is overpowered and the men, close to killing Conan, are stopped by Haram-Pyr, commander of the Makkalet King’s Guard. Conan is then thrown into a prison, where his presence creates palace intrigue.

A court physician is called to help Conan with his wounds by the Queen’s command, and he’s prepped to meet Queen Melissandra, King Eannatum, and the supreme priest of the true Tarim. Conan is led out of jail by Khurusan,  a man that Conan sizes up as someone to watch and in time deal with.

Once in front of the King, Queen and Supreme Priest, things start to snap into place. The queen wanted to see Conan for a reason – she was seen in Conan the Barbarian #19 and was going by the name Caissa at the time. Conan and Caissa (or Melissandra) acknowledge each other silently as the king demands to know Conan’s story. The barbarian explains the events and King Eannatum decides, with the queen’s approval, to let Conan help the kingdom.

Conan agrees, but only if he receives a fast horse in return, as well as the shortest route west.

The barbarian is sent to recruit the help of the queen’s father. Caissa (Melissandra) sees Conan off and even gives him a rune-carved armband to protect him. As Conan, Khurusan and several other soldiers ride out of town, they encounter Turanian troops attempting to blockade the roads. Making short work of the Turanians, the group approaches an altar made of towering obelisks.

Present are the obelisk’s caretakers, a man named Justin and his daughter. Justin is an old, blind hermit. After mysterious words and warnings from Justin, Khurusan and his soldiers kill the old man and then beat Conan into unconsciousness.

 
On the opening page of this issue, it’s mentioned that this issue is inspired by a Robert E. Howard horror story called “The Black Stone.” The second half of the issue has significant impact with the story from which it was inspired. In a way, the second act of the issue has just begun. 
 
What exactly does that mean? And will Conan ever save Fafnir?
 
CAPSULE REVIEWThe art in this issue is rounded out by several legends of comic book and fantasy illustrations. The art, while rendered by Barry Windsor-Smith, is rounded out by P. Craig Russell and Val Mayerik. How far each of these artists has come!
 
Illustration-wise, just the name of these talents should elevate the rating of this book past what I have graded this review! The story on its own merit could have been better. There’s a lot going on, but most of it is left unresolved. 
 
Within the context of a story arc that has a grasp far wider than I believe even Marvel expected at the time, everything fits in. This issue is just a piece of the puzzle that helps make my choice of rating this issue an 8 on a scale of 1-10 just right (please see our review and grading standards here.)
 
Eagle-eyed readers might remember that the Tarim Incarnate, the living body of the greatest Hyrkanian deities, and a man-god that Conan has heard of, was also mentioned in King Kull. 
 
On eBay, copies of this issue ungraded are readily available for less than $10.
 
Joeseph Simon

REVIEW: Kharam-Akkad, A Black Hound & A Broken Mirror

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which was published from 1970 to 1999. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #18. )

By DEAN PLAKAS – PM Library Writer

This issue begins with Conan and the Turanian soldiers climbing out of the waters off the shores of the fallen city of Makkalet and aboard the Turanian warships.

With the mirror-demon slain and the city besieged in Conan the Barbarian #19, Conan searches the ship for his enemy-turned-friend Fafnir the Vanirman. In the previous issue, Fafnir had been injured in battle by an archer whose flaming arrow struck the Vanirman in his left arm and eventually caused him to fall from the top of the seawall into the water. 

Conan soon finds Fafnir, and quickly learns that although he was dragged from the water, he has lost his arm due to injury and infection.

Conan stays with Fafnir as he sleeps, keeping vigil over the man whom Conan promised to return to his homeland in Conan the Barbarian #17, “The Gods of Bal-Sagoth.”

Foreshadowing Fafnir’s fate, Conan is wise to keep vigil and to trust no one, even Balthaz who offers to give Conan’s hair a trim. But Conan suspects that Balthaz would as soon slice Conan’s throat before giving him a haircut.

Balthaz informs the Cimmerian that Prince Yedzigerd requests to see him and soon Conan finds himself back in Makkalet with Balthaz and Turanian soldiers. Their mission is to steal the Tarim, but Conan is looking for more blood to spill and vengeance on the Hyrkanian archers who cost Fafnir his left arm.

Battles with guards ensue, and Balthaz’s knowledge of the city makes Conan question any trust of Balthaz as they make their way to the temple. When they enter, Conan finds himself separated from his party who have made their way to the roof.

Suspiciously, all but Balthaz are soon dead and Balthaz lights a funeral pyre for the dead – which was the signal Yezdigerd was waiting for from Balthaz. In a caption, the reader is advised that Yezdigerd has ordered some evil act at the sight of Balthaz’s signal but the reader is not told of the act itself.

Meanwhile, while roaming the hallways in the Temple of Tarim, Conan finds a ruby encrusted sword that he claims for his own and is quickly called a thief by a young woman who introduces herself as Caissa.

At this point, Conan has already been called a dog by Balthaz and a cur by a guardsman he killed in the Temple, but being called a thief was insulting to him. He introduces himself to Caissa as a soldier, and refuses to answer any more questions from a temple wench as she claims to be.

They are soon found by the High Priest Kharam-Akkad, and the wizard summons a skeletal warrior to battle Conan! The barbarian sets his sights on the High Priest himself instead of the skeletal warrior. Missing his sword strikes at the wizard, Conan exits the room and we learn that Caissa is not the temple wench she pretented to be – she is the Queen of the fallen city!

Conan continues to roam the temple. He smashes some mirrors and discovers a mirrored room where he believes he has found the Tarim Incarnate sitting in his chair. (The scene might remind you of the mirror scene in the movie Conan the Destroyer filmed years after this issue was published!) Upon approach, the Cimmerian falls through a trapdoor in the floor where he comes face to face with the Black Hound. In a brutal, bloody and exhausting fight, Conan kills the beast.

Injured and tired, Conan drags himself away and miraculously summons the strength to swim the waters back to the Turanian warships (again) to find his friend Fafnir (again).

Where he was greeted with a hero’s welcome the first time he boarded the ship by a Turanian soldier, Conan is greeted with the news that Balthaz not only survived the land mission but upon his return to the ship ordered that all dead on board be thrown overboard, including Fafnir, who Balthaz knew was not dead.

The black-maned Conan calmly walks toward Balthaz and swiftly stabs him in the heart with his own weapon. Seeing the murder of Balthaz, Prince Yezdigerd orders his soldiers to kill Conan. Conan kills many soldiers as he makes his way to get his hands on Yedzigerd. Conan doesn’t manage to kill him, but he does scar the prince’s face when he slashes at him. Conan then dives into the ocean to make his escape as archers fire arrows at him.

At this point, we can see that “The Black Hound of Vengeance” was not just the literal character in the title of the issue, the monstrous beast that Conan killed, but Conan himself.

Conan is called a dog and a cur. His black mane is mentioned, and he was offered a haircut by Balthaz. He seeks vengeance for Fafnir not once, but twice – first, when he leaves the ship with Balthaz’s landing party and again when he kills Balthaz on board the ship. Poetic license and poetic justice.

The issue ends with an illustration of Conan diving into the water amongst a flurry of arrows fired at him with the word “Fini” written in the sea water – but how is this finished?

Conan is once again finding himself in the water, in danger and now tired, battle-fatigued and dodging arrows. He has nowhere to go but back to the fallen city of Makkalet where he has killed many people and where there’s a wizard still roaming the temple who wants him dead.

This is a getaway? This is far from “Fini!”

CAPSULE REVIEW: Many questions are raised at the end of this issue. Since all the dead were tossed into the waters, the dead will eventually rise back to the surface due to buoyancy and I’m pretty sure the sharks would be in the area, yet Conan saw none of that swimming back to the warships and leaving again? No sharks? No floating bodies? Maybe Fafnir survived?

That’s just too much to overlook. As is the glaring error right on the cover and throughout the issue – the stained glass windows. Conan lives in the Hyborian Age, Robert E. Howard’s mythical time after Atlantis sank and before mankind saw the rise of ancient civilizations. Theoretically, that puts Conan at about 10,000 BC.

The earliest evidence of stained glass windows dates from 675 AD at the monastery of St. Peter in Monkwearmouth-Jarrow Abbey, England – big difference in time – but for some reason, it’s kind of cool that a monastery is associated with a Conan story or two, isn’t it?

The artwork in this issue is fantastic. Unlike the Kirby-in-your-face house style exhibited in most of Marvel Comics during the time this issue was published, we are treated to Barry Smith’s fine-lined illustrations meticulously inked by Dan Adkins.

The technique suits Conan well, as he isn’t part of the “superhero” universe. Smith’s sheer artistry isn’t in just his line work but how he crafts the story through his artwork, packing it, and exhibiting his mastery at sequencing the tale as conflict after conflict with plenty of detailed background work.

The sense of space and height when the soldiers climb the walls to attack the archers with the ships in the waters below is my favorite panel; simple and complex at the same time – absolutely stunning. The cover was a bit disappointing. I didn’t like the composition. The hound should have been more menacing and in full-figure, the stairs in the background looked more like planks on a wooden bridge than a staircase and they don’t seem to fit well with the size of those stained glass windows that technically weren’t invented yet. Grrr! 

According to an online interview, Barry Smith colored this issue himself due to time constraints on the part of the scheduled colorist. The pastel coloring greatly suits his style of romantic illustration. The pastel, of course, disappears when Conan is plunged to the lower levels of the mirror room to face The Black Hound.

It’s a most frightening situation if you think about it – having to face a wild black monstrous beast in pitch darkness after just being in a brightly lit mirrored room would give a huge advantage to the beast when it already had the upper hand given its ferocious disposition. Whereas color would usually aid in telling a story, Conan’s fight with the Hound is better depicted without the pastel coloring as pastels do not exactly set the tone for a scary situation.

The most peculiar thing about this issue is the epilogue. The lettering changes into free hand calligraphy instead of the usual comic book style we have been accustomed to in the rest of the issue. There is a lack of panels, there are no word balloons and no captions. It’s more like an illustrated story at this point and somehow, somewhere, Conan loses his boots when he gets away from the hound and boards Prince Yezdigerd’s ship, only to jump off (again) and go back to Makkalet (again).

On a scale of 1-10, I would rate this issue an 8. The missing boots, the stained glass gaffe and the lack of sharks and bodies in the water – plus Conan’s multiple trips from ship to shore – cost the issue a 10

“And this story shall also be told.” – The Wizard of the Mound

— Dean Plakas

REVIEW: A Kidnapped Tarim, A Sea Raid & An Evil Wizard

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #19.)

By WALLY MONK – Paint Monk’s Library Editor

If you were brand new to the world of Conan in comics, and had only seen Barry Windsor’-Smith’s work on earlier issues (particularly #1-5), you might think the illustrator of this issue was a different artist! 

Gone are the bulk of the Kirby-esque drawings seen in earlier issues as Windsor-Smith continued to create his own artistic style at Marvel. Truth be told, I prefer the “newer” Windsor-Smith over his Kirby inspired early work! 

Roy Thomas’ narrative excels in this issue, and it’s a great example of “intelligent writing” in comic books. I bought this particular comic at a convention my father took me to as a kid – he sat in a chair reading some of the comics I bought (one of which was this issue) and I remember him telling me “I don’t remember comic books being this well-written when I was your age (he was born in 1942)!”

One of the pages, in particular, has a brilliant sequence where Conan does some reflecting. It’s one of my favorite short narratives in comics, and I’ll go into more detail in the actual review.

An interesting note about this issue is that the colorist seems to begin experimenting with pastel colors, which lend a very unusual look to many of the pages and Windsor-Smith’s artwork in particular. I’m not sure if I like it, but it is a different look for the Conan comic and a curious thing to see in this issue.

Following Conan the Barbarian #18 – where Conan and his friend Fafnir were rescued from the island of Bal-Sagoth – the duo find themselves in the ship of Prince Yezdigerd of Turan. He’s preparing to go forth in war – and if the two want to be rescued, they’ll lend a sword arm (or two). We’ll see plenty of Prince Yezdigerd in upcoming stories, all the way through the end of this Marvel run.

Review: Conan the Barbarian #19

Conan and the Vanirman Fafnir have been hauled aboard the vessel of Prince Yezdigerd of Turan. It seems he’s headed off on a holy war to the city of Makkalet.

For centuries, the Turanian people have held sacred a man called the Tarim, a descendant from the first known Hyrkanian. The Tarim is worshiped as a living god. Aghrapur has been the home of the Tarim since time began – that is, until some men of Makkalet (or paid mercenaries) crept into the city and stole the Tarim, taking him to their own city.

This is a big deal, apparently, because the kingdom in which the Tarim resides becomes by default the most respected of all Hyrkanian kingdoms. In return for their affront, Yezdigerd has been sent by his father to burn Makkalet to the ground and steal the Tarim back.

Conan, however, doesn’t know any of this as the story begins. The first few pages show Conan, in typical Cimmerian fashion, laughing about a wooden statue of the Tarim which is lashed to a mast. One Turanian soldier criticizes Conan and strikes him for mocking the statue. Apparently the piece of wood is an inspiration for those of Hyrkanian descent and Conan has just been culturally insensitive.

People should know by now it’s never safe to cross our barbarian friend, who promptly throws the soldier into the sea where a shark is waiting nearby.

Only an arrow at the last moment, fired at the shark, saves the soldier (named Balthaz) from becoming chum. Yezdigerd has ordered the man to be saved and fished out of the sea, as he needs all the soldiers he can get in the coming battle.

It’s at this point that Prince Yezdigerd explains to Conan the situation with the Tarim and why they are invading Makkalet. Conan wanders away, confused and pondering how much simpler life was in the northern steppes. The writing here is one of my favorite “stories within a story” from Roy Thomas. It’s my favorite example of Conan’s savage yet noble simplicity.

“There, a man might grasp a blood-stained blade in his fist…and think himself the master of his own destiny, his own most-mortal fate. Here, among men called civilized, a stranger may smile and extend one hand, while the other strains furtively for the hidden dagger. Here, Conan finds all motives murky…all actions devious. No use trying to comprehend the nameless forces which play a man like a puppet. No use at all.”

– Roy Thomas, in Conan the Barbarian #19

Conan awakens to the sound of a soldier telling him to get off the sail on which he’s fallen asleep. They’re entering the port of Makkalet, and things are eerily quiet. Over night, Prince Yezdigerd’s ship has been joined by the entire Turanian fleet, which Conan finds awe-inspiring.

Their celebration over a quiet entrance is cut short, as a rain of arrows falls upon the ship, killing many soldiers and causing others to scramble. 

Will Conan, Fafnir and the Turanians win this battle for the Tarim? Or will Prince Yezdigerd’s forces be drowned beneath the waves, food for the shark who was deprived of his earlier meal?

CAPSULE REVIEW: As far as Roy Thomas’ writing is concerned, this is perhaps my favorite issue of the series thus far. While it certainly isn’t groundbreaking, there’s something poetic about Thomas’ scripting that gets you invested in a story that could otherwise be told in only a few pages.

Windsor-Smith’s artwork here seems new and sleek, with tight narrow lines that deviate entirely from his days of emulating Jack Kirby. The use of pastels in the coloring (with an unnamed colorist) is frustrating in parts of the story, but it works well on the cover and I am sure made it “stand out” on the newsstand back in its day.   On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue a 7.9 for solid scripting by Roy Thomas and a serious effort by Windsor-Smith to divest himself of an old style and come careening out of the gate with a new one.

On eBay, copies of this issue in ungraded condition were readily available for under $10. CGC graded copies at 9.4 were priced at $160-180, while a CGC-graded 9.6 was available for $250.   

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

REVIEW: A Queen Returns & Demons Behind The Curtain!

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which was published from 1970 to 1999. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #18. )

By JOESEPH SIMON – PM Library Associate Editor

Welcome to the another adventure of Robert E. Howard’s Conan the Barbarian and Fritz Leiber’s Fafhrd from Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser stories, AKA “Fafnir” in Marvel’s Conan! This issue is written by Roy Thomas (adapted from “The Gods of Bal-Sagoth,” a Turlogh Dubh O’Brien story) with art by guest artist Gil Kane.

We’re into the 18th issue of Conan’s first run in comics and what remains, even decades after being published, is not specifically new to the series. Fafnir already appeared in Conan the Barbarian #6 (along with Blackrat, AKA Gray Mouser) and Roy Thomas has previously adapted Howard’s Turlogh Dubh O’Brien stories in Conan the Barbarian #3 and #17, which continues into this issue. Gil Kane already had the inside move to being a guest artist above others, as he had tackled cover art for several issues already.

Howard’s first tale of Turlogh Dubh O’Brien appeared in Weird Tales in 1931.

It is interesting how Thomas, through unusual means, is creating a world in which Conan can adventure. While buried in the world that Howard created, Thomas expanded, creating a Marvel version of the Hyborian Age without it being part of the Marvel universe. Should we expect any less?

This is the same creator whose long stretch on DC’s All Star Squadron utilized a mix of Thomas-created new characters with DC’s golden age characters in an retroactive continuity (Retcon), rewriting the already established history of DCs super heroes during the period of the 1940s. As a result, he eliminated continuity errors, improved character origins and other problems DC had with its older heroes.

Librarian Dean Plakas reviewed the first part of the story that we now continue. If you’re not caught up, you might consider reading his review of Conan the Barbarian #17 before proceeding!

Review: Conan the Barbarian #18

At the end of the last issue Conan, Fafnir and Kyrie stand victorious with Kyrie (now known as Aala) as the ruler of Bal-Sagoth, and our barbarous heroes as her bodyguards. Those who were dethroned ran away and are now at large.

After much exposition and recapping of the previous issue, we discover that while protecting Aala during her new-found rule of Bal-Sagoth, Conan and Fafnir’s appearance is a close similarity to the actual legends of Bal-Sagoth; this Aala deems very fortunate. Conan prefers that the legends are simply stories.

Stating that Gothan and Ska remain a danger (even in hiding!) Aala decides to retire for the night while Conan and Fafnir take turns standing guard outside her bedchamber, an obviously inexperienced and naive choice for all involved. Acknowledging the prospect of danger and not securing safely anything more than the outside of your bedchamber is not the greatest decision for anyone, especially the people she rules.

Perhaps it is due to Aala’s decision, but Conan and Fafnir don’t even secure the room before Aala enters. Given that this was likely by the queen’s choice, it was by their own choice to not secure their own room.

The lack of securing the area does allow Conan and Fafnir time to have a conversation, albeit a short one. Fafnir remarks how things have changed when Conan was his captive and he the captain of a pirate band (and Fafnir on drums! No, not that kind of band)! He also tells the “coy” Conan that Aala has eyes for the Cimmerian before falling asleep. Then, in turn, Conan falls asleep also.

Conan wakes to a demonic creature about to attack. Narrowly missing a quick return to sleep (the kind from which you never awaken), Conan with effort kills the creature through strength, resources, his sword and flame. Despite Conan’s attempts to wake Fafnir, the red bearded Vanir warrior stirs only due to the smell of the demonic creatures smoke-charred carcass burning.

Both Conan and Fafnir’s battle- honed senses detect movement behind a nearby curtain and Conan quickly spears whatever caused the disturbance without much of a thought.

Conan remarks as a man drops to the ground that the now dead man must be a priestly lackey of Gothan. Not only that, but the lackey must have put a sleep spell on both Conan and Fafnir.

While Gothan’s lackey and creature both got the drop on our heroes (through the use of the sleep spell and the demonic creatures almost successful attack) it was Conan’s quick reaction that saved both himself and Fafnir.

It’s Fafnir, well-rested by now, who after hearing Aala screaming from her room, uses his body to break through her bedchamber doors. Inside, to his horror, he sees a massive man-bat looking creature attempting to take Aala by force. Fafnir attacks the creature and continues to press his attack. Conan attempts to help, but Fafnir claims this battle alone.

 
This gives Aala a chance to jump into the security and strength of Conan’s arms. Thankfully, this obvious handicap isn’t met with other enemies, but Aala herself now starts to show her true colors. Conan wants to leave and help Fafnir. Aala says “No! Why do you need him when you have me?

She even indicates that the direction Fafnir took, chasing the bat creature out of her bedchamber (only one entrance) leads to Gothan’s black hell and essentially gives up on Conan’s companion. Aala doesn’t wish the Cimmerian to “share his fate.”

If I was Conan, I would be furious at the lack of being told that their enemy, the very enemy Aala warned still lurked, was 1) within the kingdom that she now ruled, and 2) just down the hall from her bedchamber!

Conan does get angry, but for not being able to help his friend and other problems that knowing Aala has brought to him. He throws her down and takes off to help Fafnir. This does not sit well with the Queen. She throws a tantrum and as she does her guards come to her – she instructs them to find and kill Conan and Fafnir.

How will this fare for our heroic duo? Will Conan find Fafnir in time? If they survive the Bat creature, they still have to contend with Gothan as well as Aala and her guard. It just doesn’t pay to be loyal royal security. Conan has been in similar situations in the past. If only dreams of gold, being a king and lust didn’t cloud his vision!


CAPSULE REVIEW: Conan has always had a supporting cast. But unlike most comics, where you can depend on them to frequent the life of the star that they support, Conan’s cast members are transitory. While only seen on occasion, they are likely to reappear at some point in the future (given they are not killed. This is Hyboria after all and Conan’s battles are more in line with life and death struggles than super hero slugfests.)

If your curiosity as a Fritz Lieber or Fafhrd and Grey Mouser fan ever caught you day dreaming about Fafhrd teaming up with Conan (or at least a more capable and able-bodied fighter) look no further. There is a great chance you will enjoy this three-part tale!

Dean inquired last issue if Conan would realize his dreams of being a King in this very issue. The answer, sadly, is no. But I believe this is a good thing.

A good ruler, which I believe Conan would want to be (aside from his dreams of gold aplenty) is partially defined by experience and wisdom. Conan, as a fierce Cimmerian fighter, is very experienced. As a leader, much less so. He continues to be gullible and makes many poor choices. His rule, this early in life, would likely have be a short one.

On a scale of 1-10, I would rate this issue a 6.4.

On eBay, this issue is readily available for less than $10 in ungraded condition. 

– Joeseph Simon

REVIEW: Pirates, A Shipwreck & An Unfulfilled Prophecy

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #17.)

By DEAN PLAKAS – Paint Monk’s Library Writer

With the tale of “The Frost Giant’s Daughter” told in Conan the Barbarian #16, writer Roy Thomas adapted creator Robert E. Howard’s short story “The Gods of Bal-Sagoth” for the next two issues, namely issues #17 and #18.

Famed Conan artist Barry Windsor-Smith takes a hiatus on this issue, with Gil Kane taking on the pencils for both this story and the next.

The tale was written for another Robert E. Howard character, Turlogh Dubh O’Brien the Gael. Thomas replaced Turlogh with Conan as the protagonist in his adaptation of Howard’s story. We last saw an adaptation of another Howard Turlogh tale in Conan the Barbarian #3’s “The Grim Grey God.”

Fafnir the Vanirman becomes a recurring Conan character in this issue.

O’Brien’s antagonist Athelstane the Saxon has been changed into Fafnir the Vanirman, a man who looks more like Thor than Marvel Comics’ Mighty Thor himself, by Crom, and more than a match for our Cimmerian!

He’s also the same Fafnir who appeared in Conan the Barbarian #6, along with his friend Blackrat as part of Thomas’ version of Fritz Lieber’s “Fafhrd and Grey Mouser” duo. Blackrat is absent from this issue.

Review: Conan the Barbarian #17

There is great storytelling visually throughout the first scenes of this comic. The cover shows Conan in an extremely dangerous spot – he is trying to descend a ladder, carrying an unconscious maiden on his shoulder while deflecting a blow from a giant. The non-stop action continues on the splash page.

In the first six pages, there is a great sense of space and depth as the men on both ships fight to the death and then end up fighting once more for their lives against the reefs, the sea and sharks. The art clearly tells the story but dialogue is needed between Conan and Fafnir. The two are constantly fighting against each other, then helping each other, then fighting again. The dialogue lets the reader know why the two are behaving the way they are during cliffhanger after cliffhanger.

This continues throughout their time at sea and on shore until their blood lust is gone and Fafnir tires of a duel that is going nowhere. With conflict finally resolved, they find themselves rescuing a fair maiden as she runs for her life from the last of the lizard-gods, Groth-Golka.

Fafnir succeeds in breaking its neck where Conan failed. In an exchange of pleasantries, Conan promises to get Fafnir back home and Fafnir admits he would never have killed the beast had Conan not weakened it.

The maiden explains that the pair has arrived on the Isle of Gods and several of them are mentioned in the story. She introduces herself as Kyrie, the daughter of Rane the Reaver, a man Fafnir knew in his younger days. In Howard’s original tale, she is Brunhild, daughter of Rane Thorfin, son of the Orkneys whom O’Brien knew in his youth.

Kyrie tells them she was shipwrecked and found on the shore by the natives, who mistook her for Aala, the red-headed woman of prophecy who was meant to be their queen. Old Gothan, the high priest, soon realized she was not a savior ruler but a normal woman. He started a rebellion that exiled her to the other side of the lagoon on another island and he replaced the royal Queen Aala with a man named Ska, a puppet-king.

Kyrie promises the men riches and food if they help her regain her throne and tells them that the superstitious natives would believe her – another legend tells of two men who would come out of the sea and cause Bal-Sagoth to fall. She introduces Conan and Fafnir as those men foretold in the legend when they arrive at the palace. Here, we are subjected to old familiar themes of a lost person at sea, mistaken identity, and a hidden city – but at this point, you’re heavily involved in the story and dont’t care about common tropes.

Will Conan and Fafnir become the saviors of legend? And will they help restore Kyrie to the throne as Aala, the red-haired woman of prophecy?

CAPSULE REVIEW: There is no unusual placement of panels other than the splash page, where the bow of the ship breaks the panel and affects the lettering. Instead of the usual “Conan the Barbarian” we see “Conan the B–an”. Not a big deal if you’re familiar with the character, but for those who are not familiar, it’s a faux pas. Another peculiar lettering matter is the title. The title of in the issue is “The Gods of Bal-Sagoth” but on the cover it clearly states “The Devil-God of Bal-Sagoth” – so which is it?

The story is featured in its entirety in The Savage Sword of Conan Volume 2 by Dark Horse, but the compilation is in black and white. As much as black and white can set mood in a story, color really adds to visual storytelling if done right. Color aids in this story in particular, especially when there is danger and death involved.

For instance, on the splash page, the bodies at Conan’s feet as he rages on in battle are all red, implying they are dead or perhaps mortally wounded. When Conan dives into the shark-infested waters, the captions are colored red and the captions are also red when he cuts into a huge shark with his sword.

There are small inconsistencies that can really irk you in this issue. Conan’s hair, which goes from long and luxurious on the splash page and in the water, to a bob, back to long by the end of the issue. There is also the problem with Kyrie’s see through skirt, which disappers in some panels only to reapper around her waist in others. The biggest gaffe is at the end of the battle with the King’s defender, the heavily armored and aforementioned Vertorix. Vertorix smashes Conan’s sword, and the exhausted barbarian, who hasn’t eaten for some time. After the Cimmerian is saved by a distraction from Aala, the barbarian is still holding his sword as if it wasn’t smashed to pieces a few panels earlier.

As he did in Conan the Barbarian #12, our Cimmerian openly acknowledges once again his dream of being king, this time to Fafnir the Vanirman. We will discover if this is the kingdom of his dreams in the next issue.

On a scale of 1-10, I would rate this issue a 7.0.

This issue was available readily on eBay for less than $10 for ungraded copies.

“And this story shall also be told!” — Dean Plakas

REVIEW: A Woman Wanders the Ice and Snow in Vanaheim

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which was published from 1970 to 1999. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #16. 

By WALLY MONK – Paint Monk’s Library Editor

In Conan the Barbarian #16, we’re given the comic book version of Conan’s oldest tale – oldest chronologically in the life of the character himself. In “The Frost Giant’s Daughter,” Conan is a young Cimmerian who is fighting with a band of Aesir in Nordheim, which is north of Cimmeria. 

This story, which is perhaps the shortest Conan tale I have read, is reprinted here from its original appearance in Savage Tales #1 (thank you to the observant reader who pointed this out!) and later re-written with new art by Dark Horse Comics in their Conan #4 (from 2004).

Interestingly, this short story was not accepted for publication during Robert E. Howard’s lifetime as a Conan tale. The original was rejected by Weird Tales magazine. For publication, Howard renamed the main character Amra of Akbitana. The story was published by The Fantasy Fan in 1934 under the title “The Gods of the North.”

The actual story as Howard had intended was not published until 1976 by Donald M. Grant, in that publisher’s book Rogues in the House.

Dark Horse Comics created their own adaptation of “The Frost Giant’s Daughter” for their 2004 Conan series.

What piqued my interest the most was that “The Frost Giant’s Daughter” was to be used in the sequel to John Milius’ 1984 Conan the Barbarian movie (Conan the Destroyer doesn’t count!) The screenplay, tentatively titled “King Conan: Crown of Iron” features the tale in its prologue. According to blogger Moriarty from the Ain’t It Cool blog in 2001, Conan meets Atali, the frost giant’s daughter just like the original story. However, in the film version, Atali becomes pregnant by Conan and their son, Kon, becomes an important part of the film. Moriarty’s post is a great read about John Milius’ second Conan script and can be found here.

The story in Conan the Barbarian #16 is a mere 13 pages – the remainder of the comic is a tale of Starr the Slayer, a barbarian who looks suspiciously like Conan and even sports his infamous yak helmet. I will not review the Starr story here, although it is a good read, too.

Review: Conan the Barbarian #16

A band of Vanir warriors lie broken and defeated. Alone in the snow, only two warriors remain. One is Conan, and the other is a red-bearded Vanirman. Locked in combat, the Vanir swordsman asks our Cimmerian his name so that he can tell his comrades who he killed in the epic battle.

Our hero, whose wit is always sharpest with a sword in his hand, responds that his name is Conan, and the man can tell the men in Valhalla his name instead. With that, Conan finishes the battle and runs him through.

As Conan wanders off, leaving the dead and the battlefield behind, he stumbles into the snow. Exhausted, cold and beaten down, he collapses in the snow. As he awakens, he sees a lovely woman – she’s hardly dressed for the weather, but she knows Conan’s name and bids him to follow her.

Conan, always one to fall hard for the ladies, becomes determined to follow this seductive woman and make her his own. Seemingly to taunt him, the woman (who we later learn is named Atali) is always three steps ahead. But the lust for this new lovely has gone to Conan’s head, and he has no idea he is being led into a trap – as Atali approaches two massive boulders, she calls to the frost giants hiding behind them to attack Conan.

Who is this woman? Why is she luring men to their doom at the hands of the frost giants? And will Conan make it out of this one alive? 

CAPSULE REVIEW: I have never read the original tale of “The Frost
Giant’s Daughter,” so I can only take this story at its face value, and a good story it is indeed. So much so that the folks at Marvel used Howard’s source material even though the story itself only takes up 13 pages of the comic book – and three of those 13 pages are splash panel introductory pages.

Roy Thomas’ writing is showcased here, and this issue can be used as a reference point for why his work on the Cimmerian is well-loved. The thirteen page story appears more as a fairy tale involving Conan than a
traditional story about the barbarian. As always, Windsor-Smith’s art is perfect to accompany Thomas’ scripting.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d give this issue a 7.5.

On eBay, this issue varies greatly in price. Ungraded copies have sold as low as $4.99 and as high as $45.00. CGC graded copies varied in price from $69.99 (8.5) to $335 (9.6)