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REVIEW: Aesir Redeemed, Buryat Conquered & Betrayal

“Conan is finally ready to rally the Aesir to battle against the forces of King Aosoka and the Grandsons of Heaven. But once Buryat is liberated, are more sinister forces at work? Friends are not always friends and things are not always as they appear in the final part of this four-part story arc by Rascally Roy Thomas!”

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #112.)

By WALLY MONK – Paint Monk’s Library Editor

This issue marks the end of Roy Thomas’ adaptation of the Norvell W. Page novel “Sons of the Bear God” – and I’m glad it’s over.

The late 1960s, 70s and 80s saw a resurgence of much of the early pulp material and piles of pastiches and re-adapted stories saw print. While this was certainly a treasure trove of tales to choose from, not all of them were good. This story by Page is a perfect example of one such bad story.

Thankfully, and I say this selfishly, fellow librarians Bob Freeman and Andy Maglothin got the worst comics in this four-issue arc to review (although in all honesty, that was not by design!) Mine was the conclusion, and in my opinion, the easiest to read of them all. Perhaps it was merely that I knew the arc was over and I felt the need to be gentler with my thoughts.

Review: Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #112

It is time to rally the imprisoned Aesir, and Conan heads back to talk to Niord and convince him to join his warband in their overthrow of King Aosoka and the Dwarves of Buryat, a.k.a the Grandsons of Heaven.

But Niord is not interested and afraid, believing that the Grandsons of Heaven (whom Conan scorns and calls merely the “Dwarves of Buryat”) cannot be overcome because of their magic. Conan insults him and the honor of the Aesir – naturally, a scuffle ensues.

The Aesir are kept full of mead and other drink by the dwarves, and Conan suspects this is what is dulling their senses and the will to fight against their oppressors. The barbarian also believes their drinks are being laced with Black Lotus, a Stygian flower well known for its hypnotic powers.

Having found a cure for the lotus-created stupor, Conan gives the antidote to the Aesir. Marching up a hillside, they manage to kill some bears (or find some bearskins) and begin their march on the city. The Aesir, heading towards Buryat, cause a panic – the Heaven Bear is angry with their grandsons the dwarves, the citizens believe – and the city and King Aosoka are soon overcome.

“Arrhr! I’m A BEAR!” – Niord of the Aesir

What about Thanamund and his “sister” Tossa? There’s more to the pair then meets the eye, as Conan will find out as he tries to enter the liberated City of Buryat!

CAPSULE REVIEW: Funny looking magical bear ears, viewing glasses, and dwarves overcoming the Aesir is far too much for this classic Conan reader. These are not Tolkien dwarves or Warhammer dwarves – they look more to me like fat hobbits with beards. King Aosoka looks like an overweight little girl. I cannot imagine the many conundrums Roy Thomas dealt with while adapting this mess to accommodate Conan’s Hyborian world.

While John Buscema’s artwork is still strong, it’s difficult to draw realistic and compelling fake bear ears. It’s true. The whole idea is just silly. Did I mention the bear ears? I think I did. For some reason, they really stuck out (pun intended) in this tale. In fact, after reading this story, I felt the strong urge to run around in a bearskin shouting “RRRAR!” at anyone who crossed my path. Well, not really, but I did laugh out loud.

I certainly understand Roy Thomas’ desire to make Conan as real as possible by using references from both Robert E. Howard and other Howard inspired authors. But Norvell W. Page’s novel was just a poor choice that resulted in a poor comic, despite a talented cast of creators.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this isue a 5. Buy this only if you insist on having a “complete” Conan collection.

REVIEW: A King, Plans Overheard & A Daring Escape

“Roy Thomas continues his adaptation of Norvell W. Page’s “Sons of the Bear God”. In this third installment, Conan is taken away by dwarven guards on charges of treason and stirring up rebellion. Will the Cimmerian escape the clutches of King Aosoka and succeed in an attempt overthrow the dwarves?”

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #111.)

By BOB FREEMAN — Paint Monk’s Library Writer

Roy Thomas’ near perfect run on Conan the Barbarian is almost at its end. This issue has to rank as near the lowest of his creative output. It’s a pain for me to read, truthfully. The only thing that gets me through it is the absolutely beautiful artwork that Buscema and Chan deliver.

Reading this adaptation of Norvell W. Page’s “Sons of the Bear God” leads me to compare it to the current state of Conan in the Marvel Universe.

As much as I loathe what’s happening in the pages of Conan the Barbarian, Savage Sword of Conan, Age of Conan: Belit, and Avengers: No Road Home (Man, Conan sure gets around), from a story standpoint, each and every one of the titles released thus far in 2019 is better than the “Sons of the Bear God” storyline… damning praise, but there you have it.

But, and this a pretty big ‘but’, not a single issue of these new releases hold a candle to the illustrative genius on display, even in this lesser work.

John Buscema and Ernie Chan, who now both sit beside Crom on his mountain, rarely strayed from perfection. We were lucky to have them.

REVIEW: Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #111 

Tossa sensuously dresses in the morning as Conan wakes. He rebukes her for calling herself his wife. He has no interest in being betrothed. As they dress, the Cimmerian talks to her about the slaves of the city needing to rebel against their diminutive overlords when there is a knock on the door.

Conan thrusts open the door, ready to do battle, but finds a family gathered on his doorstep. They are the family of Visimar, the Aesir warrior he cut down the night before. As is their tradition, they are there to offer themselves up as slaves to the victor.

Conan sends them away, giving them a gold chalice that they might buy back their freedom. As they leave, Erfu rushes in with news that the long-eared priest overheard Conan’s talk of a revolt and soldiers have been dispatched to bring him before the king.

As the sound of the approaching soldiers resounds outside the swelling, Erfu accuses Tossa of being a wife to as many warriors as there are in the Aesir camp. Tossa attacks him, and Conan has to separate them.

The dwarven soldiers arrive and lead Conan away. Once alone, Tossa scolds Erfu for his ruse as he begs forgiveness, calling her “Highness”.

Conan goes with the soldiers peacefully. The entourage is soon joined by a band of Aesir. Once they arrive en masse at the palace stairs, the priest orders Conan to be disarmed and slain, but Conan charges the dwarf and pulls off his ceremonial ears.

Clutching the ears, Conan avoids the attack of dwarves and Aesir alike as he rushes into the palace, barrings the door behind him. The Cimmerian then sets out to find the throne room, having to fight his way past dwarven archers and swordsmen.

Finally, Conan uncovers the throne room and he bursts inside only to find King Aosoka sitting upon his throne with but a tapestry of mesh netting between them. Conan attempts to thrust it aside, but a surge of electricity courses through his body. With a mighty effort, Conan tears the netting free and hurls it at his tormentor, but it passes straight through the king.

The Cimmerian approaches and discovers the king is but a mirrored reflection. The palace guard finally gathers and attack, but Cona cuts his way through them, running out of the palace. Seeking higher ground, he scales the pyramid outside, taking note of the blue globe at the top.

The globe is tied to another and they in conjunction allow him to see far off into the distance.

Conan puts on the priest ears that he had been carrying with him and he hears an Aesir, Tossa’s brother Thanamund, across the courtyard urge him to traverse the thin brass rod that stretches between the two buildings that separate them.

As Conan makes his way slowly across as dwarven archers attempt to pepper the Cimmerian. Thanamund pours a dark wheat-like substance from a bag that covers the entire courtyard in smokey darkness.

Conan, once safely across, is lead out of the city by Thanamund. Conan counsels him to send Tossa and Erfu into hiding until he returns in that hour when the Heaven-Bear turns against his dwarven grandsons.

Outside the city, Conan sets out to find the encampment of the men of Aesgaard, intent on raising them to overthrow the dwarves at last.

CAPSULE REVIEW:  Man, that was painful. While my review of issue #109 was kind, I had a much tougher time with this one. It is again, well written and well-drawn, but it is the plot that fails in every possible way.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue a 5. On eBay, this issue generally is available for less than $7, and as low as $3. Buy it only if you must. And read it only for the pictures.

Alba Gu Brath – Bob Freeeman (aka The Occult Detective

REVIEW: Arena – Conan Battles A “Heaven Bear”

“This time, the bear is no illusion. King Aosoka puts Conan in the pit, where he goes face-to-face with the Heaven Bear! This issue is the third part in Roy Thomas’ adaptation of the Norvell W. Page novel ‘Sons of the Bear God’.”

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #110.)

By ANDY MAGLOTHIN – Paint Monk’s Library Writer

Picking up after the events in the previous issue, Conan is face to face with a giant bear but he quickly realizes the bear is an illusion – it is not displacing any of the surrounding grass. The bear quickly changes to a mist enveloping the Cimmerian, rendering our hero unconscious.

Conan slowly rouses to discover a group of Aesgaardians is carrying him upside down like a boar to the slaughter. He also notices they are carrying Erfu on a litter like royalty. Conan begins to argue with the group and a warrior wearing a panther tail on his helmet strikes Conan. The barbarian silently vows to seek revenge…we have learned along the way he does not take kindly to a beating while he is bound. A bit of foreshadowing here?

The Aesgaardians carry Conan to a city featuring low-rise walls and buildings filled with families of dwarves. The procession moves through the city to the outskirts where they arrive at a large white pyramid with a lone dwarf in the courtyard. He is wearing what appears to be over-exaggerated bear ears covering his own and standing next to an eternal fire. The procession enters the pyramid and stops at the foot of the Throne of the Heaven-Bear where King Aosoka resides.

As the procession kneels to the dwarf on the throne, he calls for Conan’s release. Muttering every ounce of strength and using the pole for leverage, Conan overcomes the incredible pain from the torturous journey to stand and confront the dwarf. The music from a distant flute rings out along with the female voice in a language Conan does not understand. Almost immediately a trio of dwarves charges through the gold tapestry behind the throne. We recognize one from the earlier approach to the pyramid, one is dressed as a bear and the third as a serpent. A guard nudges Erfu who chants in a foreign tongue then explains to Conan he won for the barbarian a chance at life – after fighting hand to hand with the true Heaven-Bear.

Weakened from the agonizing journey and with little option, Conan agrees to fight the bear but requests Erfu’s presence in the pit. Erfu explains Aosoka already set that expectation. With no delay, they are escorted into a pit surrounded at the top by a large group of dwarves excited for the battle.

Conan asks Erfu to draw spells in the dust before the battle begins and Erfu explains he is already on the task. As they talk, Erfu is curious as to Conan’s plan to battle the beast. Conan says he is as unsure as Erfu, but notices a chain lying in the sand. The dwarves release the massive bear and understanding he must be aggressive to defeat the beast, a chain wielding Conan rapidly charges the upright bear.

Conan buries his head and upper chest into the bear’s lower chest and flings the chain around the beast’s back; catching the end with his right hand. Tapping into every ounce of his great strength, Conan squeezes the chain so tight it begins to choke the air from the bear. The bear claws Conan’s back and ignoring the extreme pain, Conan continues to apply massive amounts of pressure to the bear’s back; ultimately breaking it’s spine and crushing the life from its lungs.

The massive bear flops to the ground with an exhausted Conan landing on the beast’s chest. Aosoka congratulates Erfu for his slave’s victory against the bear and appoints Erfu as Executioner of the Throne. Erfu accepts and slowly nurses Conan back to health.

After the great battle with the bear, Conan is unconscious for an undisclosed amount of time, but awakens to the sounds of Erfu arguing with a female we discover is Tossa; an Aesir woman who lives in Buryat and has been looking for a husband and her eyes are on Conan. He refuses her offer and turns her away. Conan discovers Aosoka thinks Conan is Erfu’s slave and immediately regrets turning Tossa away. As Tossa crosses through the courtyard below, a black panther approaches her.

Tossa screams out for help and Conan leaps to her rescue. He slashes at the great cat but is shocked when his sword meets steel and the panther changes form to the Aesir warrior who struck him earlier. As they battle, Conan backs into a potted plant, falling to the ground. The Aseir lunges, but Conan promptly issues a fatal blow. This heroic action prompts Tossa to proclaim Conan as her husband yet he refuses and she leaves for his chambers. Conan protests he will “be NO wench’s husband” but decides to explain that to her….after he catches up with her in his chambers.

CAPSULE REVIEW: Impressed with the action-packed cover, I proudly say that I purchased this from the newsstand in 1980. The team of Buscema and Milgrom capture the epic battle between man and beast. It provides the intensity of the scene and overwhelming might of the bear versus Conan’s strength and determination to win in battle.

Inspired by the book “Sons of the Bear God,” Thomas applies the concept of the book to our beloved Cimmerian. The story flows from the miserable journey to the pyramid, through the battle with the bear and Conan getting the golden-haired woman at the end. Thomas’ narrative provides the reader with the misery Conan endured as he was held captive, the struggle with pain after his release and during the battle with the bear. I want to also point out again the foreshadowing early in the issue between the Aseir and Conan. I also appreciate Thomas’ ability to weave sorcery into the mix without attempting to explain how it works. The mirage of a bear at the beginning…Erfu’s ability to have a golden aura about him…did the spell he cast assist Conan in the battle against the bear…Erfu’s ability to assist Conan with his wounds…the Aseir’s shapeshifting…all of these things happen without Thomas explaining the ‘how.’ The ongoing bits of mystery set the tone for other situations in the future.

In a very Return of the Jedi / Three’s Company inspired scene, the Buryat are confused about Erfu and Conan’s relationship. In prior issues, we learn Erfu was devoted to Conan yet the Buryat see him as the ruler and Conan the slave. I expected to see another procession with the Ewoks hauling the Rebels and C-3PO through the woods of Endor. Wait a minute..that was 1983….*looks slyly at Lucas*

Buscema, Chan, and Sharen provide visual content which captures the reader’s eye and augments Thomas’ prose. Between the description and the visuals of Conan’s journey to the Buryat pyramid promotes both a passage of time and misery. The battle between Conan and the bear is very tense and although limited by the comics code, the creative team does their best to show the damage inflicted by the bear. As pointed out in other reviews, the different races of people are easily discernible with distinct features.

Another enjoyable read from this awesome creative team. This is my favorite era of the Cimmerian and I rarely find a clunker in the group.

On a scale of 1-10, I give it 7 Aquilonian Luna.

Living life my own way – Andy from Aquilonia





REVIEW: Conan Meets the Dwarven ‘Sons of the Bear God’

“This issue begins the four-issue adaptation of Norvell W. Page’s tale ‘Sons of the Bear God’. While not one of Thomas’ stronger efforts, it is intended as a direct sequel to ‘Flame Winds of Lost Khitai’, which was adapted from another Norvell Page story. This editor is still trying to figure out how dwarves could overtake the Aesir, but it is fantasy after all!”

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #109.)

By BOB FREEMAN – Paint Monk’s Library Writer

I often speak of Roy Thomas in almost glowing and near infallible terms, but he, on rare occasions, makes cringe-worthy missteps. Case in point: the issue(s) I am about to review for you.

I’ll be covering two parts of Thomas’s four part adaptation of Norvell W. Page’s “Sons of the Bear God,” with my contributions being a look at the first and third portions. I will be curious to see how my partners in crime deal with the second and fourth acts as I am just not a fan of the story.

It’s not a Conan tale, even though the Cimmerian is never out of character and the artwork continues to breathe life into the Hyborian Age.

This isn’t the first time one of Page’s novels has been adapted to feature Conan. Issues #32-34 of Conan the Barbarian featured Page’s “Flame Winds,” of which “Sons of the Bear God” is a sequel.

While Thomas does an admirable job of adapting Page’s story and inserting Conan in the starring role, “Sons of the Bear God” was an insufferable novel, in my opinion, greatly improved by porting it into Howard’s Hyborian Age. It was made almost bearable (please excuse the pun) by Buscema and Chan’s illustrations and Thomas’ comfort in writing Conan.

But the work still suffers. And so close to Roy’s exit from the title. Luckily, better stories are on the horizon, as #113-115 are a marked improvement.

REVIEW: Conan the Barbarian #109 

Conan and the wizard’s apprentice Erfu are traveling to Argos, passing through Shem, when they are ambushed by Shemite tribesmen. Wounded by an arrow to the shoulder, Conan is able to take down several of the tribesmen with both bow and sword before his stolen horse is cut down. As more attackers swarm them, the Cimmerian and wizard flee into the brush to hide.

Erfu attempts to frighten the Shemites away using trickery and deception disguised as magic, but he is soon assaulted by a strange mist and Conan is forced to rescue the diminutive wizard, plunging further into the high grass.

Conan strikes out at the mist, forcing it to dissipate. Moving forward, cautiously, they find the Shemites all killed, slain by the mist.

The Cimmerian and wizard keep moving, but they detect sounds of someone coming toward them, so Conan lifts Erfu over the grass to see who or what approachs. It is an Aesir warparty marching through the field. Conan, surprised to find Northerners so far south heads out to greet them, but stumbles onto dwarven slavers who seemingly hold the Aesir captive.

Conan cuts through the dwarves with ease, but is shocked to discover the Aesir do not join him in battle. The Cimmerian is recognized by one of the Northmen — It is Niord, who he served as a young man when they raided the borders of Vanaheim.

Conan is confused as to how a warrior like Niord could have been captured and enslaved by such creatures. The Northman replies that their strength was not in their sword-arms or whips, but in what they could summon.

The Cimmerian asked Niord and his men to join him in heading north, but they are interrupted by a savage roar. Conan turns to see a God Bear, taller than an elephant and ready to avenge the death of the dwarves.

CAPSULE REVIEW:  The issue is not as terrible as I remembered. It’s got a lot going for it. It’s well written, expertly drawn, and we get to see an old familiar face from the earliest issues of the series. In fact, it reads so much better than I remember that I suspect my displeasure with this four-parter lies not in the set-up, but in the follow-through.

The highlight of the story was Conan’s battle with the Shemites. Is there an artist that draws horses better than Big John Buscema? Yeah, I didn’t think so. The fluid movement of that battle, especially once Conan steals a horse and is riding against his attackers…

My favorite panel in the issue is very subtle, but powerful in its execution. Conan, on horseback, is riding toward a bow on the ground. He is leaning in the saddle, preparing to snatch it up to use against his foes.

Just a magnificent example of superior draftsmanship.

Here’s to hoping the rest of this storyline makes a liar of my fading memory.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue 7 skulls of my enemies.. On eBay, reading copies of this issue are readily available for less than $5.

Alba Gu Brath – Bob Freeeman (aka The Occult Detective

REVIEW: Conan Battles Against the Devourers of Darfar!

“Conan and Diana are free from the clutches of Tananda, the queen of Meroe – but have they stumbled into a new nightmare as they find themselves face-to-face with the Devourers of Darfar? In this issue, we see the return of a familiar face and our Cimmerian acquires a new traveling companion for his long journies.”

By ANDY MAGLOTHIN – Paint Monk’s Library Writer

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #108.)

In this month’s issue, we catch up with Conan and Diana riding a horse through a dense rainstorm north of Kush. A pair of Kushite sentries stop them, requesting that Conan and Diana surrender their weapons. Conan attempts to explain his identity, yet the sentries do not accept this and attack. Conan quickly kills one and the other escapes. The dead Kushite’s horse remains, so Diana mounts it and they ride to shelter for the night.

Diana explains how over the past few months, she became a slave in Kush. Her father was sent to Messantia as part of the royal court. A plague broke out, which was perceived to be a curse, and the woman’s father decided they should leave on a ship headed to Zingara. Buccaneers took over the ship, slaying her father in the process. After having their way with her, the buccaneers sold her to a slave trader and subsequently to Shubba. Conan “keeps her warm” during the night and in the morning they ride off to Sukhmet.

As they ride through the high grasses, Conan spots a group of Darfari who were lying in wait for someone to attack.

One of the savages pulls Diana from her horse, but Conan slays him and scoops her up to flee. The Cimmerian and Diana stumble upon a group of people, one of whom he recognizes: Thutmekri. The Darfari are on their heels and Conan negotiates with Thutmekri to join forces long enough to fight off the group of attackers.

Thutmekri’s group is small, and even with the Cimmerian’s assistance, they are overwhelmed by the sheer number of savages. The Darfari’s language is understood only by Conan, and he learns they wish to capture Diana to use in their moon-dance ritual. It’s time for more negotiation, as Conan and Thutmekri agree to give two men to the Darfari instead of Diana, so Conan and Erfu, servants to Thutmekri, are sent off with the Darfari.

With Conan and Erfu chained up to separate poles, the moon dance beings. We discover Erfu is a sorcerer’s apprentice and has a potion that weakens his chains, allowing him to free himself. He uses a small amount on Conan’s chains, too, but not before the Darfari notice their captives are both free. A battle ensues, but Conan and Erfu are outmatched by sheer numbers so they flee the scene, finding a single horse and rapidly getting away.

A few days pass before they reach Sukhmet where they find Thutmekri and Diana. Conan is ready to leave with Diana but she decides to stay with Thutmekri. Conan and Thutmekri agree to Erfu and only two steeds joining the Cimmerian on his next journey.

CAPSULE REVIEW: A very mediocre cover to a likewise mediocre issue. The cover features Conan carrying Diana, running away from a group of Darfari savages. There’s a lot of negative space and for some reason the combo of Buscema and Layton does not work for me. Conan’s face is off-kilter and the proportions are odd. I’ll give it credit for capturing a scene in the comic, but it is a very average cover.

The story provides a brief background on Diana and Erfu, but neither story makes you care for the characters at all. Eh…Diana was a love slave for the bucs…she’s almost captured by the Darfari…she stays with Thutmekri…YAWN. Erfu’s assistance to free himself and Conan was a nice spin, but again, his character is a bit bland. The end made me chuckle as Conan and the talkative Erfu ride away. Conan simply asks him to keep his mouth shut, but Erfu continues with a story of riding the desert with a Eunuch.

The most redeeming quality of this issue is the interior artwork. It features Buscema / Chan artwork with George Bell’s work on colors. The characters’ facial features, size and skin color allow the reader to differentiate people and races. Background details are missing in some panels but others have enough detail to see the texture and depth of the scene. One of the best scenes is when Conan breaks free from the post and uses the chain to slay one of the Dafari savages.

On a scale of 1-10, I give it 5.5 Aquilonian Luna.

Living life my own way – Andy from Aquilonia

REVIEW: Conan Faces “The Demon of the Night”

“This issue of Conan is the conclusion of L. Sprague de Camp and Lin Carter’s story “The Snout in the Dark,” which was put together and completed from an unfinished Robert E. Howard manuscript. In today’s comic, Conan must wrap up unfinished political business while coming face-to-face with a demon!”

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #107.)

BY WALLY MONK – Paint Monk’s Library Editor

We’re a mere eight issues away from Roy Thomas’ parting-of-ways with our Cimmerian hero. I tend to savor these issues, from #100-115, as many of them came out during the height of my youthful comic-collecting days.

Rascally Roy will disappear from this title from issues #116-239, replaced by other talented writers, including J.M. DeMatteis, Bruce Jones, and later, James Owsley (now known as Christopher Priest). While Bruce Jones is one of my favorite comic writers, even he would not have the subtle grasp of Conan’s nuances that Roy Thomas was able to employ.

Thomas would re-appear to wrap up Marvel’s initial Conan run, scripting issues #240-275. His final issue was an ongoing tale that sees its end in Savage Sword of Conan. In the 1990s, Roy wrote a new series, Conan the Adventurer, which lasted a mere 14 issues. Several mini-series events would follow before the torch would be passed to Dark Horse Comics. You can read the review of one such mini-series, Conan: Lord of the Spiders, here.

But I am getting ahead of myself. For now, there are a few more Roy Thomas/John Buscema issues to enjoy, and many more issues of Conan’s original run to review! Today’s installment is the second part of Roy’s adaptation of “The Snout in the Dark” which began in issue #106.

Review: Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #107

(For background information prior to reading this review, please read Bob Freeman’s review of Conan the Barbarian #106.)

Conan and the Kushite queen Tananda are at a stand-off. The queen is determined to torture Diana, who she suspects of being a political tool and a spy of the cunning Tuthmes. But Conan, her new captain-of-the-guard, isn’t having it. He barks at her, telling her to put down the whip. The political climate in Tananda’s city is tense, and punishing Diana will only rile up rival nobles.

The barbarian wins the argument, despite Tananda’s threats and anger. He takes Diana down from her shackles and carries her out of the room. An angry Tananda screams at the barbarian, accusing him of preferring the captive over her due to Diana’s “lily-white skin.”

Shubba, the street dweller under Tuthmes’ employ, sees Conan leaving with the Nemedian “gift” and rushes off to tell his benefactor. Unamused but unsurprised, Tuthmes indicates that it is time to have the conjuror Muror summon the great pig-demon to kill Diana, should she reveal any of his plans to Conan, and the barbarian as well.

Meanwhile in the city square, Tananda has moved forward with her plan to have a man named Aahmes executed. With tensions already high in the city and unrest over Tananda’s violent rule, Conan knows this will only incite the populace more against the queen. In disgust, he goes off to find Diana.

Conan arrives in the nick of time, as the Cimmerian enters her chambers to see the great pig-demon beginning to form. Grabbing his sword, he rushes to her defense and a battle ensues.

The barbarian stabs the monster repeatedly and for moments it seems as if the beast may have the upper hand. But a deadly blow to the demon’s neck causes it to stagger away, bleeding and half-dead.

Conan trails the monstrosity to the town square, where it falls dead at the feet of the sorcerer Muru – the man who brought it forth! Since Muru is standing with Tuthmes, an angry man in the crowd – Ageera, a “witch smeller” – accuses Tuthmes and the wizard of controlling the beast and the mob attacks.

Queen Tananda orders her soldiers to stop the crowd, but they turn on her, killing her instead. As the city erupts in violence and mayhem, Conan takes Diana and together the duo flees the burning city.

CAPSULE REVIEW: An excellent ending to a good story. While I never read the original tale as written by de Camp and Carter, Roy Thomas did an excellent job in this tale examing the intrigues of the Hyborian Age, even in the uncivilized lands of Kush.

Once again, George Roussos quality coloring is evident in the different hues of the Kushite tribesmen. You can see people from different tribes all in different and subtle hues. This wasn’t an easy feat to accomplish and he deserves kudos for making the artistic distinctions. Even when comparing the Nemedian Diana to Conan we see different skin tones.

Conan again plays second-fiddle in this story to the ongoing plot among the Kushites, but as is always the case with our Cimmerian, he saves the day – or at least the girl – and rides off to fight another day.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue a 7.5.

REVIEW: Thomas Adapts Another deCamp/Carter Tale

“In this issue, Roy Thomas tackles another story by L. Sprague deCamp and Lin Carter titled ‘The Snout in the Dark‘. Originally assembled and based on a small fragment of Robert E. Howard’s work, Roy Thomas improves on the tale, ably assisted by artist John Buscema.”

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #106).

By BOB FREEMAN – PM Library Writer

John Buscema and Ernie Chan were a dynamic team and each and every page of Conan the Barbarian they worked on was a marvel to behold. Yes, time constraints sometimes meant the work suffered, but that was a rarity.

One of my favorite splash pages comes from this issue, a comic that is choked full of atmosphere and spectacular art. The comic opens with Conan on horseback, galloping toward the city of Meroe.

There’s so much energy on the page. The horse is a marvel, so kinetic, propelled across the stage seemingly without effort, with the barbarian looming large, his long mane of black hair swooping back from under the ill-fitting Stygian helmet.

One’s eye is drawn from Conan’s face to the imperfect oval of his Stygian shield. That alone sells the picture for me. Had it been drawn perfectly it wouldn’t look real, if you catch my meaning. It’s in the imperfection that the eye reads truth.

A Buscema and Chan pin-up is a wonder, as powerful as some art one might find in a museum. This image that sets the tone for the issue is a prime example of their brilliance.

REVIEW: Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #106

As Conan makes his way to the Kushite capital of Meroe, Amboola awakens in a dungeon, struggling to remember how he got there. He recalls being accused of treason by Queen Tananda. Drugged, he was tossed in a cell. As he regains consciousness, he notices a mist forming near him. From the mist comes a hulking hog-faced creature. It tears at Amboola’s body, killing the man, before disappearing back into the mist.

The next morning, fearful a demon is loose in the city, Afari informs Lord Tuthmes that Amboola’s ravaged body has been found in his cell, partially devoured. Tuthmes tells him rather than a demon, it is more likely the Queen who had Amboola slaughtered in one of her fits of rage. He advises Afari to punish the guards and be done with it.

Once the minister leaves, Muru, the Kordafan sorcerer who conjured the beast at Tuthmes’s behest, enters. Tuthmes is planning an uprising against the Queen and though he doesn’t trust Muru, he needs him if he is to move against Tananda successfully.

After his meeting with the sorcerer, Tuthmes makes his way through the seedy backstreets of Meroe until he finds Shubba, a street dweller. The Lord tells the wretch to spread the word on the street that Tananda had Amboola executed. The news travels fast, from the highest station to the lowest.

The next day, QueenTananda rides through the outer city marketplace with six palace guards. As the crowd becomes restless, her guard warns her that this has been a mistake. Then the rabble rise up and attack the royal entourage.

Conan witnesses the attack on Tananda as he makes his way through the crowd. The Cimmerian leaps to her aid and makes short work of the unruly mob. Queen Tananda has the captain of the guard executed for dereliction of duty and offeres the command to Conan who readily agrees.

Later, Shubba comes to Tuthmes with Diana (a Numedian slave he plans to offer to the queen) in tow. Needing to keep her loyal to him, even under threat of violence from the Queen, Tuthmes threatens Diana with the hog-like creature, warning it will be sent after her should she fail him. Diana agrees and is delivered to Queen Tananda the next day.

Suspicious of the gift, Tananda has Diana chained and is prepared to whip her unless she reveales Tuthmes’ plans. As Queen Tananda raises the whip, ready to strike the Nemedian, Conan intervenes, demanding the girl be let down from the chains.

CAPSULE REVIEW:  A breakneck issue, Conan is scarcely present, but commands the stage whenever he is. This is a grand setup, with plenty of political intrigues to entice the reader.

The story is from a fragment by Robert E. Howard, later completed by L. Sprague DeCamp and Lin Carter. Here, Roy Thomas adapts the tale, improving it, while Buscema and Chan make it come to life.

This is a thrilling issue that leaves the action unresolved, demanding you pick up the next issue. And I did, believe me.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue 8 skulls of my enemies. On eBay, this issue generally is available for less than $10, and as low as $5.

Alba Gu Brath – Bob Freeeman (aka The Occult Detective

REVIEW: Chief No More & A Tower of Dark Shadows

“The Bamulan witch doctors have finally had enough of the bronze-skinned Cimmerian and our hero is once again on his own. Discovering an abandoned ruin, Conan seeks shelter inside. But as with most abandoned places in the Hyborian world, not all is as it seems! Will Conan survive the Castle of Whispering Shadows?”

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #105.)

By ANDY MAGLOTHIN – Paint Monk’s Library Writer

This issue, we are treated to another one of Roy Thomas’ adaptations of previously published work. In this case, it’s an adaptation of L. Sprague deCamp and Lin Carter’s Castle of Terror.

Our tale begins with a flashback conversation between Conan and a Bamula priest. The priest accuses Conan of bringing war, drought, and a plague to their people and orders the surrounding Bamula warriors to attack him. Unable to reason with the high priest, Conan slays him, toppling a large totem onto the warriors and fleeing. Conan runs northward, regretting that he did not kill the witch doctors when he took over as war-chief.

Days pass. Conan travels the grassy Kushite plains until he realizes he is being followed by a pride of lions. In an attempt to keep them at bay, Conan fires arrows, and the missiles continue to hit their target but only frighten the beasts off for a short time.

Their hunger increasing and seeing the potential for a great meal, the lioness’ patience wears thin and two attack. Swiftly, a desperate Conan fires an arrow into the first lion’s neck with success but her counterpart is not deterred. Conan takes off in a full sprint until he is almost exhausted.  The remaining pride continues their steady pursuit.

The oldest male lion has tolerated this long enough and sprints at the Cimmerian, but suddenly comes to a screeching halt along with the rest of the pride. This confuses Conan, but he continues his journey, observing a dark structure in the distance and travelling in that direction.

As Conan approaches the fortress-like ruin, a thunderstorm is rolling in across the plains. Conan decides to enter the odd premises. He climbs the stairs to an upper level when he realizes he is fatigued and decides to rest. As he dozes off, his Ka (Stygian for spirit) is aware of supernatural forces in the air. They are the lost souls of beings who died in the building. The spirits are trying to take Conan for their own, but his Ka keeps them at bay.

A group of Stygian warriors also trying to avoid the thunderstorm enters the castle. They set up camp, building a fire and sending a guard to the entrance while the other troops rest. Between the thunderstorm and the commotion from the Stygians, both Conan and the spirits are now on the alert.

The spirits, uniting together, morph into a massive, vile monstrosity of death which attacks large groups of Stygians at the same time.

Knowing the demon is out of his league, Conan takes the quickest way out, scaling the castle’s exterior by using the vines growing growing on the walls.

Unaware of the commotion inside and ignoring Conan’s plea to temporarily join forces, the lone Stygian warrior who was standing guard falls victim to Conan, who slays him on his way to freedom.

CAPSULE REVIEW: The cover of this issue features Buscema artwork with a cast of demons surrounding Conan. The mix of black, white and grey sets an ominous tone, foreshadowing the dangers Conan will face in this issue.  It is a unique cover, marked by lack of color with the exception of our Cimmerian himself.

Thomas’ adaptation of the L. Sprague de Camp and Lin Carter short story “The Castle of Terror” is a fast paced, exciting read.  Thomas sets the stage tensely multiple times in this issue with encounters between Conan and the Bamula priest, then lions, and finally the demon. Without using thought or word balloons, we know Conan is on edge with each encounter and can glean insight from the artwork into the Cimmerian’s decision to fight or flee.

There is little character development, as the story focuses more on Conan’s speed and decision making skills. I appreciate Thomas providing little explanation for the demon – it adds some mystery and leaves the reader with as many questions as answers. 

Have I mentioned Buscema is my favorite Conan artist?   This issue is another example why I enjoy his art so much.  There’s enough background in the artwork to set the tone, but not distract from the characters. Chan’s shading provides both texture and depth.  Let’s not forget the monstrous blob of a creature constructed by the demons – it is enormous, bloated and foul, and features multiple regenerating arms and tentacles. 

Mix Chet from Weird Science, Jabba the Hutt and the creature from John Carpenters’ The Thing and you’ll understand why Conan opted to flee instead of attempting to fight.

I give it 8 Aquilonian Luna out of 10.

Living life my own way – Andy from Aquilonia

REVIEW: A Captive, A Bargain of Flesh & An Elder Beast

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #104.)

By WALLY MONK – Paint Monk’s Library Editor

Of all the Conan stories Roy Thomas adapted during his long run on the title, Conan the Barbarian #104 sticks very closely to the source material. But I am convinced that Marvel today would not publish this particular comic book as it was drawn or written. You’ll see what I mean in the actual review. 

During Howard’s time, society looked at many things differently, and Howard’s blatant (and often caustic) observations about race and women were things that wouldn’t make it past editors today, and rightfully so. But we must be careful to remember that Conan’s world is a place in which the social niceties and patterns of respect established today do not exist.

The original story “Vale of the Lost Women” first saw print in The Magazine of Horror in Spring 1967 and was reprinted later that year in Conan of Cimmeria, by Lancer Books. 

Howard’s original story, though printed for the first time long after his death, is considered to be part of Conan’s history and continuity. It involves a bargain that Conan will save a woman from her captors in exchange for intimate favors, something I’m surprised the Comics Code Authority didn’t scream about, given that this story was published in 1979. 

Roy Thomas tones down some of the darker implications of the story; which, again, I’ll touch on during the capsule review. The cover, by Ernie Chan and Danni Crespi, is perhaps my favorite of the entire series. I’ve actually been looking to acquire the original art of this particular cover since my early twenties. 

Review: Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #104

Livia, a captive from Ophir, lies nervously on her bed, listening to members of the dark-skinned Bakalah tribe dance around their campfire. She is brought food by a Kushite woman, who gives the  Ophirian an evil look. “Are they coming for me now?” Livia asks, to which she receives no response.

On the next page, we see the bloated and overweight king of the Bakalans, Bajujah, eating food on his throne. He is a loathsome sight to look upon (according to Thomas’ description) and in theory, not much of a king. For some reason, these people serve him out of fear…or something. I’m not exactly certain. 

Conan and his Bamula tribesemen march into the Bakalan village and everything stops for a moment, but soon the two tribes are feasting together, as an alliance – or at least a temporary peace – has been struck. Livia, who has been watching from a distance, notices that Conan is different from her captors and perhaps she can elicit some help from him. 

Conan, the Bamulans and the Bakalans all have a feast together, rife with food and lots of drink. As the chieftain begins drooling on himself and passing out (as depicted in the artwork), Conan makes his way to a hut – escorted by Bakalan soldiers – where he will be spending the evening.

Livia sneaks out of her room, lifting up a floorboard and crawling underneath to the place where she learns Conan will be bedding down for the night. My first question was if she could get out that easily, why didn’t she run away sooner? She’s certainly not greeted well by our Cimmerian, who grabs her by the hair and yanks her out from the floorboards, before noticing that she’s a woman, and one from Ophir at that!

Knowing that Livia risked her life to get to Conan, he allows her to tell her tale – although he doesn’t seemed moved at all, to which Livia reacts poorly. She was accompanying her brother to Stygia with special permission for him to study in the great city of magicians. Along the way, they were captured by these Bakalahs and her brother was tortured to death before her eyes. Angry that Conan isn’t moved by her story, she says she’ll give him the only thing a savage like he understands – if he kills the Bakalah chief, she will be his slave.

In a break from Howard’s original source material, Conan takes offense to her words. “Women are cheap,” Conan tells her, adding that Bajujah would probably “give” her to him if it meant he wouldn’t kill him or follow through on a war against his tribe. He explains that he will help her for “reasons of his own.”

As Conan returns to his feasting, it seems that Livia’s plan was the same as Conan’s all along. The new “corsairs”, Conan’s Bamula tribe, approach the feast and attack. After a short-lived battle, Conan heads back to Livia’s hut-prison cell. But she, in fear, realizes that Conan is coming to “claim” his reward – terrified, she jumps onto a horse and rides away. 

Livia flees into the night on her horse, riding in fear, not knowing in which direction she is heading. As she rides, her horse finally tires, stumbling headfirst off a rise, and landing upside down, tossing Livia to the ground.

The Ophirian woman finds herself in a valley with orchids everywhere, and she is approached by a group of fair, dark-skinned women with orchids in their hair. Thinking herself safe, she approaches them, but is soon carried aloft to a round, sacrificial altar.

The zombie-like women dance rhythmically around the altar, apparently in some sort of summoning ritual. Livia lays atop the altar unmoving, until the flapping of leathery wings wakens her from her trance. Conan, of course, is nearby to hear Livia’s screams. 

As the women who danced around the altar have now fled, it is Conan alone left to face the Elder beast which has come to devour its prey. Strangely, this is one of the few Conan comics where Conan doesn’t defeat the creature – rather, he injures it enough that it decides to fly away, living to fight (and perhaps feast) another day.

Instead of being grateful for Conan’s arrival, Livia trembles as Conan approaches her. When Conan asks her why she is afraid, she refers to him as a “beast coming to claim his prize,” reminding him of her offer to be his slave if he slew Bajujah. Conan refutes her, saying that he reconsidered his part of the agreement when he left to save her – “Oh, don’t cower there like a scolded puppy, Livia” Conan tells her. “It was a foul bargain that I made; I discovered that on the way here. I don’t regret killing Bajujah, but you’re no wench to be bought and sold. The ways of men vary in different lands, but a man need not be a swine, no matter where he is.

Hear, hear, Conan. Good for you.

Pleased with Conan’s announcement, Livia suddenly warms up to the Cimmerian and becomes very friendly. hugging his bare leg and thigh. “Crom, girl, don’t do that! Haven’t I explained that you’re not the proper woman for the war chief of the Bamulas?” 

CAPSULE REVIEW: This was one of the first issues of Conan I read growing up. Buscema’s artwork throughout is fantastic, the battle sequences between the tribesmen and Conan’s battle with the Elder beast are all top-notch. I also loved the cover with the Elder beast, which as a kid, usually prompted me to buy a comic (dinosaur/monster covers were always a winner!)

The inking of Ernie Chan is clean and improves on Buscema’s pencils. The colors by Ben Sean are nearly perfect – clean, yet dark where appropriate in the story, with different shades of color used to imply mood with effectiveness.  Howard’s original story reflects lots of things, as I’ve said, that we’d find largely inappropriate today. The concept of Livia seeing possible redemption in a lone person of the same skin color is troublesome, although given the context, it’s obvious to see its place in the story.

Some writers who have looked at and considered the original tale imply that Livia found solace in the “Vale of Lost Women” because it was a lesbian sub-culture, one where a woman could feel free of male oppression. Roy Thomas carefully avoided these elements in his story and managed to tell it effectively any way.

Re-reading this issue as an adult, I couldn’t help but be jarred by the artwork of Conan dragging Livia around by her hair, but it’s no surprise, as we’ve already established our Cimmerian as the hashtag-Me-Too poster boy of the Hyborian Age. I am surprised, on the other hand, that the CCA allowed that artwork without having it re-drawn. Perhaps someone was asleep at the editorial desk.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue an 8.9 – it would have been a 9.5, but I knock some points off for Conan’s indiscretions being depicted in the artwork. Good (although edgy) story, great penciling/inking, and a classic adaptation of one of Robert E. Howard’s posthumous works.

It’s also one of the few CCA-approved comics that I’d avoid letting young kids read, simply because of Conan’s treatment of Livia. Parents, you’ve been warned. 

Copies are available on eBay for less than $5.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

REVIEW: The Drellik’s Tale & Conan, Vampire Slayer

“The Drellik King K’Chama believes he has found a suitable peer in Conan, and offers the barbarian the vampire’s curse and a lifetime conquering kingdoms at his side. Conan, of course, refuses – but will he be able to save his own life and that of his Bamula tribesmen and escape from the Men Who Drink Blood?”

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #103.)

By BOB FREEMAN – Paint Monk’s Library Writer

In the aftermath of the Belit cycle, Roy Thomas was looking toward his exit strategy. In slightly more than a year, his time on Conan the Barbarian would come to an end. While he’d still navigate the superior black and white magazine, The Savage Sword of Conan, the color comic was the more profile monthly title.

How would the color Conan fare once Thomas was no longer at the helm? Thomas set out rebuilding the Cimmerian’s character in the wake of Belit’s death. As in this issue I am about to recap and review for you, Conan continues to reflect and pine for the She-Wolf of the Black Coast, which is terrific character development. It shapes him, helps redefine him moving forward, all without losing touch with what made Conan great, without altering the man Howard had given birth to.

That’s a nifty trick, showing change and development without altering the character. It’s that ability to play in the creative sandbox and ensure that all the toys are still there, unbroken and ready to be played with by the next creative team, that made Roy Thomas one of the greats.

Review: Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #103

The savage Bamula are placed in a large cell by the blood drinking Drellik as their war chief, Conan, was carried away by K’Chama, the Drellik’s vampire king. The unconscious Cimmerian was laid upon an altar stone, when he suddenly  awoke and attacked the vampire, but the undead fiend merely shrugged off the mighty barbarian’s punch like it was nothing.

K’Chama then shared his story with Conan. Originally from a tribe to the east, he was attacked by a vampire while out seeking to further bolster his warrior status. He managed to slay the creature, stabbing it through the heart with the shaft of his spear, but not before being infected with its vampiric curse. Using his newfound powers, he took command of another tribe and, through hypnotic mind control, had them reshape their ears and trained them to drink blood in ceremonies when they were just children and file their teeth upon reaching manhood — all that they would become vampire-like.

The Drellik King withheld transforming any of his subjects into actual vampires until he found one worthy of the secret of eternity… but no one impressed him, until he discovered Conan. The Cimmerian, of course, refused and was thrown into a cell with Eesee, the bride of K’Chama. Eesee’s life had been extended by the vampire king but now she was beginning to show her age and K’Chama had tired of her. Still, she loved him despite his change in feelings for her.

Conan attempted to escape, but failed, thus the next day he was taken before K’Chama. The vampire slayed one of the Bamula in front of the Cimmerian, so, in order to save the others, Conan agreed to join the Drellik so long as the rest of the Bamula were freed. Conan barters for Eesee’s life as well, but K’Chama degraded her to the Cimmerian. Eesee charged out and stabbed the vampire with a spear.

The spearhead had no effect on the creature and he swats her away, fatally injuring her. Conan, despite being chained, used the distraction to flee. The Drelliks chased after the barbarian but they were met by Bosatu and the Bamula who had returned in force to rescue their War Chief.

Meanwhile Conan took cover as K’Chama stalked him, the spear still sticking from his back. Conan, recalled K’Chama’s story of how he killed the vampire that made him. The Cimmerian kicked K’Chama over the side of a cliff, the shaft of the spear piercing the vampire’s heart. To ensure the fiend’s death Conan cut off its head even as Eesee crawled over to die with the creature she loved.

As Conan and the Bamula left, with the Drellik encampment in flames, the Cimmerian promoted Basotu to sub-chief and offered him a bride, Felida, the widow of the warrior Yorubo, who had been given to him. Conan will not be tied down, believing he travels highest who travels lightest. Thinking of Belit, he returns to the Bamula village.

CAPSULE REVIEW:  A good story, penned by Thomas, that showcases Conan’s intellect over brute strength. Easily outmatched by the vampire’s superior physical strength, Thomas, along with terrific art from Buscema and Chan to highlight this, was able to convey the cunning nature that is something far too people overlook. Conan was not an unintelligent brute. He was smart, agile, and calculating. Arnold’s shadow is long, however, and it is the image of the dunderheaded barbarian that far too many people imagine when they think of Conan.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue 7 skulls of my enemies. On eBay, this issue generally is available for less than $10, and often lower than $5.

Alba Gu Brath – Bob Freeeman (aka The Occult Detective