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REVIEW: A Tale of Horror, Conscience & John Constantine

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to Saturday Night Shivers, a feature at Paint Monk’s Library. In the spirit of Elvira, the Ghoul, and other horror movie hosts, we’ll be featuring a review of one classic horror comic each week. Most horror stories we review (with a few exceptions) are from books approved by the Comics Code Authority or from comics that were published before the code was enacted. This installment is written by Bob Freeman.)

I bill myself as The Occult Detective. I own the URL and everything. I’ve been a fan of the genre since I was a wee lad, growing up on a small farm outside of Nowheresville, Indiana. My first taste was probably The Sixth Sense, a TV series than ran in 1972, starring Gary Collins as parapsychologist Dr. Michael Rhodes.

As far as occult detectives go, it’s hard to do better than the Alan Moore-created John Constantine. Constantine’s a nasty bit of work. Don’t believe me? Just ask him, he’ll tell you straight. The fact that he might actually exist in some bloody way or another, based on the testimony of several creators who have worked on these comics is just icing on the cake.

Hellblazer works because when it’s bad it’s pretty good, but when it’s good it’s brilliant.

Take the issue I’m preparing to review for you, a floppy called “Hold Me”. Written by Neil Gaiman, with surreal artwork by Dave McKean, we are presented with more than just a ghost story. It has layers of social commentary littered throughout, some to the fore, some to the aft, and that’s something Hellblazer was very good at, mixing the real world and its foibles alongside the supernatural and strange.

A good occult detective traverses all these realms, for better or worse, and bloody well makes for a darn fine comic. Although iterations of Hellblazer and John Constantine still exist, it was that initial volume from Vertigo, all 300 of them, that sang the proper song. Here’s to hoping that magic can be recaptured at some point in the near future.

Review: Hellblazer #27

Our tale begins on a cold London night. Fat Ronnie and Sylvia, drunk and homeless, hunker down in a small flat, tearing down curtains to huddle beneath while they hold one another for warmth. They pay no mind to Jacko, who’s alone and curled up nearby.  

The scene shifts to John Constantine hailing a cab. The cabbie is a National Front poster boy and John, hearing enough, decides to walk the rest of the way to a party thrown in the memory of Ray Monde. John arrives shortly and the host greets him and introduces him to a woman named Anthea, an old friend of Ray.

Elsewhere, a child calls out for her mother. Someone is in her room. The mother enters to discover Jacko. He is cold and wants to be held. He draws the woman close, sucking the heat and life out of her. Jacko leaves the mother dead on the floor, her child wondering why she has grown so cold.

Back at the party, John thinks Anthea is interested in him. The conversation gets rather personal then she asks him to walk her home. Constantine agrees. Arriving at the housing complex, John notices a terrible smell from inside. Anthea explains a homeless couple were found dead in an abandoned flat, huddled together under a curtain. They had been there for months before they were found and had to be carried out in multiple plastic bags.

Anthea invites John into her apartment and she begins trying to seduce him. She mentions her flatmate and he suddenly remembers why her name sounded familiar to him. Anthea is a lesbian that Ray Monde often spoke of. This entire seduction was a ruse. Anthea and her lover wanted a baby and Ray had always thought highly of John, so she had hoped to father a child by him. Angry at being duped, he leaves in a huff.  

In the hall, John runs into Shona. She is worried about her mother who is lying cold on the floor of their room. John agrees to look in on her for the child, discovering the woman dead. He leaves the child with Anthea, then goes off to search for the spirit responsible.

Breaking into the flat where the couple had passed, John is approached by Jacko who is cold and wants someone to hold him. John embraces the spirit, giving the homeless man in death what he had wanted in life, someone to care about him. He passes on and John is overwhelmed with emotion.

Constantine returns to Anthea’s apartment and asks her to hold him.

CAPSULE REVIEW: This is a brilliant example of a well-written comic with a social conscience that delivers its message without being heavy-handed. The supernatural element underscores the plight of the homeless and mentally challenged. Gaiman delivered a Constantine slightly out of character, but well within the realm of the man we had come to know through his appearances in Swamp Thing and the first 26 issues of his own title.

As for McKean’s artwork, when I first read this nearly thirty years ago,
I was not a fan of the art style. I was into artists like Adams, Byrne, and Buscema. This sort of scratchy, surrealistic approach did not sit well with my sensibilities, but the writing kept me glued to the page. Now, I have a much greater appreciation for the artist’s approach and feel the mood it invokes is perfect for John Constantine. Where I had once felt a disconnect, I now resonate with McKean’s kinetic line work.

If you’ve never read a John Constantine tale, this is a great place to start. On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue a 9. On eBay, this issue can sell between $20-80, but it was a free Halloween giveaway last year from DC Comics and can be snagged for less than $3.  

Alba Gu Brath – Bob Freeman (aka The Occult Detective)

REVIEW: SSoC #11 – So Much Betrayal, So Little Time

“BARBARIAN ACTION AND INTRIGUE BY ROY THOMAS & ALAN DAVIS! CONAN’s latest job has gone awry, as he finds himself at the mercy of the Afghuli hillmen! But even this is nothing compared to the threat hovering in the hidden mountain cave that SERRA hired him to find! If they can escape the creatures, can they save the treasure? What secret is ZUBAIR hiding and what is Serra REALLY after? Plus: the penultimate chapter in the all-new novella THE SHADOW OF VENGEANCE!”

By WALLY MONK – Paint Monk’s Library Editor

The title says it all. We’ve been given a mere two issues with Rascally Roy Thomas, and the tale is over. Frank Tieri will take over writing chores in Savage Sword #12, while Andrea Di Vito snags the pencils from Alan Davis.

I made some predictions last month about Thomas’ first issue and so far I’m pretty much on the mark. Zubair, a hired mercenary working alongside our Cimmerian (as I predicted) has become a problem. Serra, the noblewoman who hired Conan in the first place, harbors a secret (I said she was more than she appeared). A treasure in the form of a dark crystal is another concern.

Wait a minute – it’s not the “Jim Henson” Dark Crystal; rather, it’s the Hyborian dark crystal. Ironically, it’s a shard of the aforementioned crystal that is the lynchpin in Roy Thomas’ story this month, much like it was in the muppet film.

I wonder how much money the Henson estate has for lawyers?

Review: Savage Sword of Conan (Vol. 2) #11

Conan manages to escape from the Afghuli hillmen, while Zubair and Serra lead the villains to the dark crystal cave. But there are defenses in place; a huge swarm of bat-beasts roost in the cavern, ready to come to the defense of the massive gem.

A betrayal is afoot. Serra’s ring is a missing shard of the crystal they have found and a battle ensues. It’s a Hyborian free-for-all inside the crystal cave!

CAPSULE REVIEW: This issue wasn’t awful, but it left me with some concerns. First and foremost, why was Roy Thomas given a mere two-issue story arc? While I pondered this, I was reminded that Thomas is capable of telling a story in two issues that most Conan writers would need a trade paperback to describe. Perhaps there really is some truth in that.

Alan Davis’ artwork is always a treat, and his scenes involving the bat-creature denizens of the crystal cavern are fun and a joy to see on the pages.

Notably absent are many of Thomas’ signature dialogue boxes, which are far more sparse in this issue than the last. This installment relies more heavily on word balloons and artwork to tell the story. In addition, some of Conan’s dialogue is awkward. He…doesn’t sound like Conan, you’ll need to read the story to appreciate exactly what I am saying. At one point in the tale, Serra tells Conan “I don’t have time for your philosophy.” These seem like odd choices of verbiage and divergence from Thomas’ normally flowery prose.

I would be curious to see the original script for this issue and if these were Thomas’ words or editorial changes. While I’m certainly not an expert, I would wager money on the latter.

This was not a terrible tale and while worth the cover price, it was not a story arc that allowed Roy’s mastery of the Cimmerian to shine. A few weeks ago, I read the 1990 Conan mini-series “Flame & The Fiend” which he wrote and I thought it was far better than this issue.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate SSoC #11 a 7. It’s far better than much of what we’ve seen so far in Savage Sword, with the exception of the “Conan the Gambler” storyline. It’s tough for me to admit, but in Marvel’s newest Conan outings thus far, Jim Zub seems to have a better grasp of the barbarian than Roy Thomas. It will be exciting to see Zub take the reins of the regular Conan series soon.

REVIEW: The Ball is Dropped – And Punted – In Conan #11

“BY CROM – THE BARBARIAN VS. HIS GOD! As Conan shuffles off this mortal coil, he stands face to face with his God, CROM! But Crom does not care for the fate of some weak mortal…Unless Conan MAKES him! CONAN IS DEAD! LONG LIVE CONAN!”

By BOB FREEMAN – PM Library Writer

We have reached the penultimate chapter in Jason Aaron and (mostly) Mahmud Asrar’s twelve-part saga — The Life & Death of Conan. It has been, for this reviewer, a dismal exercise that has highlighted the worst tendencies of modern comics.

I don’t want to be that guy … you know, the old gray-beaded curmudgeon recalling the glory days of comicdom when god-like beings named Lee, Kirby, Ditko, Buscema, Kubert, and more strode the earth. The guy who bemoans, “Back in my day, why comics were something special…”

But it’s kind of true.

The greatest crime Aaron and Asrar’s Conan has committed has been taking too darned long to get to the point. In the 70s, this would have been a Roy Thomas three-parter. The pages would have been dripping with elegant prose and Buscema and Chan would have delivered artwork to elevate the story even higher.

Aaron and Asrar have given us a decompressed, slow and plodding plot, filled with illustrations that rarely raise themselves to the levels of artistry one used to take for granted.

Conan finally realizes he is dead and facing Crom in Conan the Barbarian #11.

So, here we are, at the 11th hour of their tale and what do we get? Sparse words and panel after panel where the colorist does the heavy lifting by establishing mood and tone.

Oh, this is probably the second or third best issue in their run. There are some decent individual moments. But overall, we knew Conan would be coming back from the dead to face Razazel. It was telegraphed from the beginning.

The indomitable spirit of Conan was there, buried in a painfully extended narrative, throughout the run, but especially in this issue. The sentiment was not the problem, but the execution certainly was.

Aaron and Asrar are both talented creators. Conan just got away from them. But they shouldn’t take it too hard. Thomas and Davis sort of dropped the ball over on Savage Sword, too.

Maybe it’s not the creators. Maybe it’s Marvel and their editorial shortcomings. Maybe its the stewardship. Maybe it’s… Maybe…

Maybe I need to hole up in my woodland shack with Robert E. Howard’s collected Conan tales, complete and unmarred by other hands. That’s where Conan is.

Maybe I need to take a deep breath and remind myself, these are just comic books. Maybe I should climb down off the mountain and return to my people in the village. Yeah, maybe I should…

But by Crom, I’m not ready to lie down just yet.

Skulls of my enemies? 5 out of 10 of them I guess. One issue remains. While it’s impossible for redemption, I still hope its a worthwhile conclusion to the tale. But mostly, I hope Jim Zub’s ready to take up the mantle and deliver the Conan we deserve.

REVIEW: Chief No More & A Tower of Dark Shadows

“The Bamulan witch doctors have finally had enough of the bronze-skinned Cimmerian and our hero is once again on his own. Discovering an abandoned ruin, Conan seeks shelter inside. But as with most abandoned places in the Hyborian world, not all is as it seems! Will Conan survive the Castle of Whispering Shadows?”

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #105.)

By ANDY MAGLOTHIN – Paint Monk’s Library Writer

This issue, we are treated to another one of Roy Thomas’ adaptations of previously published work. In this case, it’s an adaptation of L. Sprague deCamp and Lin Carter’s Castle of Terror.

Our tale begins with a flashback conversation between Conan and a Bamula priest. The priest accuses Conan of bringing war, drought, and a plague to their people and orders the surrounding Bamula warriors to attack him. Unable to reason with the high priest, Conan slays him, toppling a large totem onto the warriors and fleeing. Conan runs northward, regretting that he did not kill the witch doctors when he took over as war-chief.

Days pass. Conan travels the grassy Kushite plains until he realizes he is being followed by a pride of lions. In an attempt to keep them at bay, Conan fires arrows, and the missiles continue to hit their target but only frighten the beasts off for a short time.

Their hunger increasing and seeing the potential for a great meal, the lioness’ patience wears thin and two attack. Swiftly, a desperate Conan fires an arrow into the first lion’s neck with success but her counterpart is not deterred. Conan takes off in a full sprint until he is almost exhausted.  The remaining pride continues their steady pursuit.

The oldest male lion has tolerated this long enough and sprints at the Cimmerian, but suddenly comes to a screeching halt along with the rest of the pride. This confuses Conan, but he continues his journey, observing a dark structure in the distance and travelling in that direction.

As Conan approaches the fortress-like ruin, a thunderstorm is rolling in across the plains. Conan decides to enter the odd premises. He climbs the stairs to an upper level when he realizes he is fatigued and decides to rest. As he dozes off, his Ka (Stygian for spirit) is aware of supernatural forces in the air. They are the lost souls of beings who died in the building. The spirits are trying to take Conan for their own, but his Ka keeps them at bay.

A group of Stygian warriors also trying to avoid the thunderstorm enters the castle. They set up camp, building a fire and sending a guard to the entrance while the other troops rest. Between the thunderstorm and the commotion from the Stygians, both Conan and the spirits are now on the alert.

The spirits, uniting together, morph into a massive, vile monstrosity of death which attacks large groups of Stygians at the same time.

Knowing the demon is out of his league, Conan takes the quickest way out, scaling the castle’s exterior by using the vines growing growing on the walls.

Unaware of the commotion inside and ignoring Conan’s plea to temporarily join forces, the lone Stygian warrior who was standing guard falls victim to Conan, who slays him on his way to freedom.

CAPSULE REVIEW: The cover of this issue features Buscema artwork with a cast of demons surrounding Conan. The mix of black, white and grey sets an ominous tone, foreshadowing the dangers Conan will face in this issue.  It is a unique cover, marked by lack of color with the exception of our Cimmerian himself.

Thomas’ adaptation of the L. Sprague de Camp and Lin Carter short story “The Castle of Terror” is a fast paced, exciting read.  Thomas sets the stage tensely multiple times in this issue with encounters between Conan and the Bamula priest, then lions, and finally the demon. Without using thought or word balloons, we know Conan is on edge with each encounter and can glean insight from the artwork into the Cimmerian’s decision to fight or flee.

There is little character development, as the story focuses more on Conan’s speed and decision making skills. I appreciate Thomas providing little explanation for the demon – it adds some mystery and leaves the reader with as many questions as answers. 

Have I mentioned Buscema is my favorite Conan artist?   This issue is another example why I enjoy his art so much.  There’s enough background in the artwork to set the tone, but not distract from the characters. Chan’s shading provides both texture and depth.  Let’s not forget the monstrous blob of a creature constructed by the demons – it is enormous, bloated and foul, and features multiple regenerating arms and tentacles. 

Mix Chet from Weird Science, Jabba the Hutt and the creature from John Carpenters’ The Thing and you’ll understand why Conan opted to flee instead of attempting to fight.

I give it 8 Aquilonian Luna out of 10.

Living life my own way – Andy from Aquilonia

REVIEW: Aaron Hits Late Stride in Horror-Filled Conan #10

“THE STORY YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D SEE – THE DEATH OF CONAN! It’s all been leading to this! The thief, the reaver, the slayer – CONAN meets his ultimate fate at the hands of the CRIMSON WITCH! But what lies beyond? And find out the secret history of the Crimson Witch and her mysterious underlings! Plus: The next chapter in the all-new novella ‘BLACK STARLIGHT’!”

By BOB FREEMAN — PM Library Writer

In what can only be described as disturbing, Jason Aaron and Mahmud Asrar finally tease the ultimate fate of Conan the King.

One can’t help but wonder if Aaron and Asrar will actually pull the trigger. I for one hope not, but I have to remind myself, these are imaginary tales — not canon.

In truth, only Robert E. Howard’s tales are gospel. Everything else is fan fiction.

There is the original Marvel canon to consider and Roy Thomas continues to be the benchmark for Conan’s adventures. Sure, Roy dropped the ball on occasion, but by and large, he had a grasp for the character that few writers have been able to match.

That includes Aaron.

While this issue is by far the best in in the run so far, 10 issues into a 12 issue run is a strange place to finally hit one’s stride. And maybe that has been the biggest problem that Conan the Barbarian’s relaunch has faced — pacing.

Ultimately, the tale seems padded, stretching what could have easily been a three issue arc into twelve segments, the vast majority of which have been lackluster at best.

That said, this chapter, “The Children of the Great Red Doom”, is a terrific horror piece, visually unnerving and uncompromising. Asrar is at home with these gory bits, gloriously illustrating deeply disturbing images juxtaposed with the almost sweet and endearing relationship between the children and their mother.

The crux of the matter is this, The Life and Death of Conan is a lot of things. As I’ve said from day one, the plot is solid. The execution has left a lot to be desired. It is a grotesque monstrosity in all the best ways imaginable. As a horror fantasy, it gets high marks, visually and thematically, but as a Conan story, well, so far, it has missed the mark far more times than it hasn’t.

As the flagship title representing the Hyborian Age in the Marvel Universe, it is an unfortunate affair… and yet, I still hold out hope that somehow it redeems itself as this tale reaches its conclusion in the next two issues.

It won’t erase what came before it, but there is still a chance for Conan to actually show up in this book and that’s why I’m sticking around.

On a scale of 1-10 skulls of my enemies, I’d rate this issue a 6.

REVIEW: SSoC #10 – The King Returns; Long Live the King!

“Nearly 50 years after he first brought the Cimmerian to the pages of Marvel Comics, the incredible ROY THOMAS returns to script the SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN! Teamed with the legendary ALAN DAVIS, get ready for an unforgettable chapter in the saga of Conan, as the barbarian leads a mysterious band of adventurers into the Himelian Mountains in search of a lost comrade. But Conan may get more than he bargained for as the startling truth behind the quest is uncovered! Set before Robert E. Howard’s “People of the Black Circle,” don’t miss the start of this ALL-NEW adventure fleshing out an important period in Conan’s history!”

By WALLY MONK – PM Library Editor

If you think I worship at the proverbial altar of Roy Thomas when it comes to Conan comic books, you’re right.

I do.

But it’s not undeserved. Not only was Thomas the man who worked to bring Conan to Marvel, but he also took his time with character research, developing all the nuances of the Cimmerian and making sure the Hyborian Age was portrayed by the most capable artistic staff the House of Ideas could muster (within budget, of course)! He scripted the initial run of Conan for the first 115 issues.

Truth be told, were it not for the team of Jim Zub and Patch Zircher and their preceding Conan the Gambler storyline, I may have walked away from Marvel’s new Conan titles entirely. Up until then, we’d seen average stories, largely dumbed down, with minimal narrative and newer (and often poor) artwork. I had actually started to seek out the Conan mini-series from the 90s that Thomas penned and had just finished reading the three-part Flame & The Fiend (art by Geof Isherwood).

Those series, while not quite as good as Thomas’ earlier work, certainly are light years ahead of most of what we’ve been served by Marvel since January.

But there is light at the end of the tunnel. Thomas is back, at least for this storyline, and now even newer readers will get to see what all the “hubbub” is about.

Review: Savage Sword of Conan (Vol. 2) #10

Conan has bested another warrior in a tavern and is collecting the winnings from his victory. A lithe, crooked-tooth bookmaker, working with Conan on the sly, hands over the Cimmerian’s hard-earned coin.

A Corinthian noblewoman named Serra, having observed the fight, wishes to hire Conan to accompany her and ensure her safety on a trip through the Himelian Mountains. The fighter she has already hired, Zubair, is obviously not pleased by this arrangement.

It’s pretty clear that Zubair will be a problem at some point in this new tale.

The journey commences, and the noblewoman’s intrepid band soon encounters some brigands. Will the team of Conan and Zubair have their hands full, or will the bandits be easy pickings for the seasoned barbarian and the mercenary swordsman?

CAPSULE REVIEW: Look at the small snippets of artwork here. What do you notice is different? There’s a dialogue! There is character development, and these are a few of the pages with only a small amount of text. It’s refreshing to finally be able to “read” instead of just “look at” a Marvel Conan comic book.

This issue has all the prerequisites of a good Conan tale. The artwork by Alan Davis is excellent, although I do miss the backgrounds so capably created by Patch Zircher in the previous SSoC storyline.

For those of you who are new to the series and enjoying what we’ve seen so far, this is a look at how Conan “used” to be written, yet it’s certainly still as valid and entertaining as it was during the 1970s and 1980s.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue an 8.5. Compared to what we’ve been served thus far in 2019, I’d rate it a 9.5.

Lots of potential here and a great issue that lays out all the groundwork for the rest of the story and not to be missed. Thank you, Roy Thomas!

REVIEW: Conan Vs. A Parade of Hyborian Kaiju in CtB #9

“THE BEASTS OF CONAN’S PAST REAR THEIR FEARSOME HEADS! Gigantic spiders, man-apes, human-faced serpents, godlike aliens…CONAN has faced them all and lived to tell the tale! But as these creatures from the past return, do they presage a doom yet to come – one Conan is powerless to stop? Don’t miss this surprising turn on the march to the climax of the epic “LIFE AND DEATH OF CONAN”! PLUS: The next chapter in the all-new novella ‘BLACK STARLIGHT’!”

By BOB FREEMAN – PM Library Writer

I just closed the issue with a resounding sigh. Leviagod? Really? How did editorial ever sign off on this? Oh, I know. It’s the same group who thought Avengers: No Road Home and Savage Avengers were good ideas. Editorial is a milkmaid and Conan is the cow.

I feel like I’m beating the same old drum. Conan the Barbarian is a terrible comic. Jason Aaron’s prose is just abysmal. Mahmud Asrar’s art is merely serviceable in that for every brilliant panel there are two or three he must have drawn while sleepwalking.

I get it. Comics are hard.

I’m reminded of a Frank Frazetta interview with Gary Groth in The Comics Journal several years back:

Did you ever have the desire to go back and do a comic?

“No. Not at all. I love it, but, come on, I’m not going to sit there doing a continuity strip. It’s silly. In the time it takes to do that, I could do 10 paintings, for Christ’s sake. It’s silly. Fans have been bugging me for years: “Why don’t you do your own comic book?” Easy for them to say! It’s a lot of work. I know guys like Gray Morrow; he just loves that. He’d rather do that than anything.”

Is it because you find more satisfaction with painting?

“Well, sure, and it’s the response. First of all, I like to compose a whole picture, and there’s no way you can do that if you’ve got an ongoing strip. You’ve got to find short cuts. It’s fun; sure, it’s a lot of fun — for those who buy them and read them. But from my point of view, it’s ridiculous. I want to do a whole picture and make it as perfectly composed as I can do it. And you can’t do that with comics or you’d be there forever. Unless you’re trying to prove a point. But the whole idea is just silly. It’s not very rewarding. It certainly doesn’t pay very much. If I could do a full-color comic book, and make every panel like I do my paintings, it would just blow the world right off its axis. But it would only take me 20 years! [Groth Laughs.] To hell with that!”

———

Look, I don’t want to be that guy — the old guy grumbling about how much better comics were when I was a kid. But let’s face facts — they were. They were written better. They were drawn better. Across the board? Of course not. I can point out several creators and books that are nailing it. Conan the Barbarian is not one of them.

Lest you think I am against Marvel’s relaunch of Conan completely and unjustly, I point to Jim Zub and Patrick Zircher’s current run on Savage Sword, or Conan the Barbarian: Exodus by Esad Ribic, both of which I support wholeheartedly.

There’s a germ of a good idea in Aaron’s “The God Below”, but the prose is awkward. Having the Cimmerian face a parade of past foes is terrific on the surface, and there are moments when Asrar really brings the story to life, but in the end, it just wasn’t a Conan story, and that’s what I’m here for.

Do I mind a pastiche? Not in the slightest, but Robert E. Howard was a master storyteller. If you want to climb into that ring you have to elevate your game. Unfortunately, Aaron and Asrar can barely see the arena from where they’re sitting.

Our punishment lasts only three more issues, then hopefully a new creative team will return Conan the Barbarian to the glorious and savage heights we, and he, deserves.

REVIEW: Esad Ribic’s CtB: Exodus Not A Comic Book

“Calling this product a comic book is stretching it. In fact, it is a magnificent portfolio in comic form of Esad Ribic’s artwork. While working only a short time on the Conan property, he’s destined to become a legend in his own right and is paving his way into the illustrated legacy of Robert E. Howard.”

By WALLY MONK – Paint Monk’s Library Editor

There’s no question that Esad Ribic is an extremely talented artist. From his work on interiors in Thor to his recent covers for Marvel’s Conan the Barbarian, he has become a fan favorite and a respectable candidate to carry the torch as beloved illustrator of Robert E. Howard’s signature creation.

But Conan the Barbarian: Exodus is an artistic soliloquy and not a traditional comic. The few scripted words are in runes (I tried to translate them to no avail), and the bulk of the story is silent. It’s a tale of Conan’s move from youthful barbarian in the North to the barbarian we begin to know in the Conan canon. With the quality of Ribic’s art, few words are necessary.

If you’re looking for a traditional Conan read, this book gets a hard pass. But if you’re a Ribic fan, this comic – er, art portfolio – is a must have.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d give this issue a 7.5 – points are taken off because Ribic isn’t good at Conan’s face in close-up images, but his backgrounds and sequential storytelling are first rate.

REVIEW: A Captive, A Bargain of Flesh & An Elder Beast

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #104.)

By WALLY MONK – Paint Monk’s Library Editor

Of all the Conan stories Roy Thomas adapted during his long run on the title, Conan the Barbarian #104 sticks very closely to the source material. But I am convinced that Marvel today would not publish this particular comic book as it was drawn or written. You’ll see what I mean in the actual review. 

During Howard’s time, society looked at many things differently, and Howard’s blatant (and often caustic) observations about race and women were things that wouldn’t make it past editors today, and rightfully so. But we must be careful to remember that Conan’s world is a place in which the social niceties and patterns of respect established today do not exist.

The original story “Vale of the Lost Women” first saw print in The Magazine of Horror in Spring 1967 and was reprinted later that year in Conan of Cimmeria, by Lancer Books. 

Howard’s original story, though printed for the first time long after his death, is considered to be part of Conan’s history and continuity. It involves a bargain that Conan will save a woman from her captors in exchange for intimate favors, something I’m surprised the Comics Code Authority didn’t scream about, given that this story was published in 1979. 

Roy Thomas tones down some of the darker implications of the story; which, again, I’ll touch on during the capsule review. The cover, by Ernie Chan and Danni Crespi, is perhaps my favorite of the entire series. I’ve actually been looking to acquire the original art of this particular cover since my early twenties. 

Review: Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #104

Livia, a captive from Ophir, lies nervously on her bed, listening to members of the dark-skinned Bakalah tribe dance around their campfire. She is brought food by a Kushite woman, who gives the  Ophirian an evil look. “Are they coming for me now?” Livia asks, to which she receives no response.

On the next page, we see the bloated and overweight king of the Bakalans, Bajujah, eating food on his throne. He is a loathsome sight to look upon (according to Thomas’ description) and in theory, not much of a king. For some reason, these people serve him out of fear…or something. I’m not exactly certain. 

Conan and his Bamula tribesemen march into the Bakalan village and everything stops for a moment, but soon the two tribes are feasting together, as an alliance – or at least a temporary peace – has been struck. Livia, who has been watching from a distance, notices that Conan is different from her captors and perhaps she can elicit some help from him. 

Conan, the Bamulans and the Bakalans all have a feast together, rife with food and lots of drink. As the chieftain begins drooling on himself and passing out (as depicted in the artwork), Conan makes his way to a hut – escorted by Bakalan soldiers – where he will be spending the evening.

Livia sneaks out of her room, lifting up a floorboard and crawling underneath to the place where she learns Conan will be bedding down for the night. My first question was if she could get out that easily, why didn’t she run away sooner? She’s certainly not greeted well by our Cimmerian, who grabs her by the hair and yanks her out from the floorboards, before noticing that she’s a woman, and one from Ophir at that!

Knowing that Livia risked her life to get to Conan, he allows her to tell her tale – although he doesn’t seemed moved at all, to which Livia reacts poorly. She was accompanying her brother to Stygia with special permission for him to study in the great city of magicians. Along the way, they were captured by these Bakalahs and her brother was tortured to death before her eyes. Angry that Conan isn’t moved by her story, she says she’ll give him the only thing a savage like he understands – if he kills the Bakalah chief, she will be his slave.

In a break from Howard’s original source material, Conan takes offense to her words. “Women are cheap,” Conan tells her, adding that Bajujah would probably “give” her to him if it meant he wouldn’t kill him or follow through on a war against his tribe. He explains that he will help her for “reasons of his own.”

As Conan returns to his feasting, it seems that Livia’s plan was the same as Conan’s all along. The new “corsairs”, Conan’s Bamula tribe, approach the feast and attack. After a short-lived battle, Conan heads back to Livia’s hut-prison cell. But she, in fear, realizes that Conan is coming to “claim” his reward – terrified, she jumps onto a horse and rides away. 

Livia flees into the night on her horse, riding in fear, not knowing in which direction she is heading. As she rides, her horse finally tires, stumbling headfirst off a rise, and landing upside down, tossing Livia to the ground.

The Ophirian woman finds herself in a valley with orchids everywhere, and she is approached by a group of fair, dark-skinned women with orchids in their hair. Thinking herself safe, she approaches them, but is soon carried aloft to a round, sacrificial altar.

The zombie-like women dance rhythmically around the altar, apparently in some sort of summoning ritual. Livia lays atop the altar unmoving, until the flapping of leathery wings wakens her from her trance. Conan, of course, is nearby to hear Livia’s screams. 

As the women who danced around the altar have now fled, it is Conan alone left to face the Elder beast which has come to devour its prey. Strangely, this is one of the few Conan comics where Conan doesn’t defeat the creature – rather, he injures it enough that it decides to fly away, living to fight (and perhaps feast) another day.

Instead of being grateful for Conan’s arrival, Livia trembles as Conan approaches her. When Conan asks her why she is afraid, she refers to him as a “beast coming to claim his prize,” reminding him of her offer to be his slave if he slew Bajujah. Conan refutes her, saying that he reconsidered his part of the agreement when he left to save her – “Oh, don’t cower there like a scolded puppy, Livia” Conan tells her. “It was a foul bargain that I made; I discovered that on the way here. I don’t regret killing Bajujah, but you’re no wench to be bought and sold. The ways of men vary in different lands, but a man need not be a swine, no matter where he is.

Hear, hear, Conan. Good for you.

Pleased with Conan’s announcement, Livia suddenly warms up to the Cimmerian and becomes very friendly. hugging his bare leg and thigh. “Crom, girl, don’t do that! Haven’t I explained that you’re not the proper woman for the war chief of the Bamulas?” 

CAPSULE REVIEW: This was one of the first issues of Conan I read growing up. Buscema’s artwork throughout is fantastic, the battle sequences between the tribesmen and Conan’s battle with the Elder beast are all top-notch. I also loved the cover with the Elder beast, which as a kid, usually prompted me to buy a comic (dinosaur/monster covers were always a winner!)

The inking of Ernie Chan is clean and improves on Buscema’s pencils. The colors by Ben Sean are nearly perfect – clean, yet dark where appropriate in the story, with different shades of color used to imply mood with effectiveness.  Howard’s original story reflects lots of things, as I’ve said, that we’d find largely inappropriate today. The concept of Livia seeing possible redemption in a lone person of the same skin color is troublesome, although given the context, it’s obvious to see its place in the story.

Some writers who have looked at and considered the original tale imply that Livia found solace in the “Vale of Lost Women” because it was a lesbian sub-culture, one where a woman could feel free of male oppression. Roy Thomas carefully avoided these elements in his story and managed to tell it effectively any way.

Re-reading this issue as an adult, I couldn’t help but be jarred by the artwork of Conan dragging Livia around by her hair, but it’s no surprise, as we’ve already established our Cimmerian as the hashtag-Me-Too poster boy of the Hyborian Age. I am surprised, on the other hand, that the CCA allowed that artwork without having it re-drawn. Perhaps someone was asleep at the editorial desk.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue an 8.9 – it would have been a 9.5, but I knock some points off for Conan’s indiscretions being depicted in the artwork. Good (although edgy) story, great penciling/inking, and a classic adaptation of one of Robert E. Howard’s posthumous works.

It’s also one of the few CCA-approved comics that I’d avoid letting young kids read, simply because of Conan’s treatment of Livia. Parents, you’ve been warned. 

Copies are available on eBay for less than $5.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

REVIEW: The Drellik’s Tale & Conan, Vampire Slayer

“The Drellik King K’Chama believes he has found a suitable peer in Conan, and offers the barbarian the vampire’s curse and a lifetime conquering kingdoms at his side. Conan, of course, refuses – but will he be able to save his own life and that of his Bamula tribesmen and escape from the Men Who Drink Blood?”

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #103.)

By BOB FREEMAN – Paint Monk’s Library Writer

In the aftermath of the Belit cycle, Roy Thomas was looking toward his exit strategy. In slightly more than a year, his time on Conan the Barbarian would come to an end. While he’d still navigate the superior black and white magazine, The Savage Sword of Conan, the color comic was the more profile monthly title.

How would the color Conan fare once Thomas was no longer at the helm? Thomas set out rebuilding the Cimmerian’s character in the wake of Belit’s death. As in this issue I am about to recap and review for you, Conan continues to reflect and pine for the She-Wolf of the Black Coast, which is terrific character development. It shapes him, helps redefine him moving forward, all without losing touch with what made Conan great, without altering the man Howard had given birth to.

That’s a nifty trick, showing change and development without altering the character. It’s that ability to play in the creative sandbox and ensure that all the toys are still there, unbroken and ready to be played with by the next creative team, that made Roy Thomas one of the greats.

Review: Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #103

The savage Bamula are placed in a large cell by the blood drinking Drellik as their war chief, Conan, was carried away by K’Chama, the Drellik’s vampire king. The unconscious Cimmerian was laid upon an altar stone, when he suddenly  awoke and attacked the vampire, but the undead fiend merely shrugged off the mighty barbarian’s punch like it was nothing.

K’Chama then shared his story with Conan. Originally from a tribe to the east, he was attacked by a vampire while out seeking to further bolster his warrior status. He managed to slay the creature, stabbing it through the heart with the shaft of his spear, but not before being infected with its vampiric curse. Using his newfound powers, he took command of another tribe and, through hypnotic mind control, had them reshape their ears and trained them to drink blood in ceremonies when they were just children and file their teeth upon reaching manhood — all that they would become vampire-like.

The Drellik King withheld transforming any of his subjects into actual vampires until he found one worthy of the secret of eternity… but no one impressed him, until he discovered Conan. The Cimmerian, of course, refused and was thrown into a cell with Eesee, the bride of K’Chama. Eesee’s life had been extended by the vampire king but now she was beginning to show her age and K’Chama had tired of her. Still, she loved him despite his change in feelings for her.

Conan attempted to escape, but failed, thus the next day he was taken before K’Chama. The vampire slayed one of the Bamula in front of the Cimmerian, so, in order to save the others, Conan agreed to join the Drellik so long as the rest of the Bamula were freed. Conan barters for Eesee’s life as well, but K’Chama degraded her to the Cimmerian. Eesee charged out and stabbed the vampire with a spear.

The spearhead had no effect on the creature and he swats her away, fatally injuring her. Conan, despite being chained, used the distraction to flee. The Drelliks chased after the barbarian but they were met by Bosatu and the Bamula who had returned in force to rescue their War Chief.

Meanwhile Conan took cover as K’Chama stalked him, the spear still sticking from his back. Conan, recalled K’Chama’s story of how he killed the vampire that made him. The Cimmerian kicked K’Chama over the side of a cliff, the shaft of the spear piercing the vampire’s heart. To ensure the fiend’s death Conan cut off its head even as Eesee crawled over to die with the creature she loved.

As Conan and the Bamula left, with the Drellik encampment in flames, the Cimmerian promoted Basotu to sub-chief and offered him a bride, Felida, the widow of the warrior Yorubo, who had been given to him. Conan will not be tied down, believing he travels highest who travels lightest. Thinking of Belit, he returns to the Bamula village.

CAPSULE REVIEW:  A good story, penned by Thomas, that showcases Conan’s intellect over brute strength. Easily outmatched by the vampire’s superior physical strength, Thomas, along with terrific art from Buscema and Chan to highlight this, was able to convey the cunning nature that is something far too people overlook. Conan was not an unintelligent brute. He was smart, agile, and calculating. Arnold’s shadow is long, however, and it is the image of the dunderheaded barbarian that far too many people imagine when they think of Conan.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue 7 skulls of my enemies. On eBay, this issue generally is available for less than $10, and often lower than $5.

Alba Gu Brath – Bob Freeeman (aka The Occult Detective