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REVIEW: A Haunting Howard Poem Adapted For Conan

“It’s not land the Black Corsair spies from the crow’s nest of the Tigress, but a young woman, as beautiful as the light of dawn, standing in the middle of the ocean atop a giant lily pad. But is she a damsel in distress, or a siren with plans to lure Conan, Belit and their entire crew to a watery grave?”

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #98.)

By WALLY MONK – Paint Monk’s Library Editor

While Robert E. Howard is best known for his literary creations like Conan the Barbarian, King Kull of Atlantis and Solomon Kane, the Cross Plains, Texas native was also a prolific poet. Hundreds of different rimes are attributed directly to him, and many of them were published posthumously.

The poem on which this issue is based, “Sea Woman”, was written by Howard but didn’t appear in print until 1970 in the anthology Singers in the Shadows by Donald M. Grant Publishing in 1970. It would be printed again in Glenn Lord’s 1976 novel The Last Celt.

It’s a haunting lyric, and it’s one of my favorites, second only to Edgar Allan Poe’s “Annabel Lee”.

The appeal of this simple yet well-written issue lies both in Roy Thomas’ prose and in the art team of Buscema/Chan/Roussos. The siren trope is an old one, yet the art and panel layouts make this story come alive in vivid reality – it’s almost as if you are caught in the siren’s web yourself.

This is one of my favorite issues of Marvel’s original Conan series, and a welcome and very different one-off story allowing fans to catch their breath before the ending of Thomas’ adaptation of “Queen the Black Coast” in two issues.

Review: Conan the Barbarian #98

One of Belit’s corsairs raises the alarm from the crow’s nest. Conan, expecting a ship to loot, is surprised at the cause for alert. Scribe Roy Thomas describes the scene in the water with a description unlike any you’ll find in modern comics. It’s not a vessel to be looted on the horizon, it’s a person in the water off the prow of the ship.

“A woman, azure of flesh, and with free-flowing hair the color of some radiant type of seaweed…a woman, young and fair of face and form, who must by all rights have been lost off some tempest-tossed and pirate-sunk ship…yet who stands silent and nearly un-moving as a statue atop what seems a huge, bobbing lily pad…a thing which seems like a poor lifeboat indeed!”

Roy Thomas, Conan the Barbarian #98

As the crew of the Tigress stares in awe and shock at the woman, Conan prepares to offer an apology to the man in the crow’s nest, acknowledging that he understands how ones eyes might “play tricks on them” at sea. The barbarian suggests leaving the woman in the water, thinking her to be a witch – but N’Yaga believes that she should be brought aboard and that he senses no evil in her.

A crew of corsairs is dispatched to bring the sea-woman aboard the Tigress. She is mute, although she often opens her mouth as if to speak.

One of the corsairs tries to give their new passenger a piece of jewelry, as he is awe-struck by her beauty; she shrugs it off, immediately offering it to Conan instead. Belit is not amused.

The voyage of the Tigress continues, and the raid of a Stygian vessel the next morning doesn’t allow the crew time to think about their new crew mate until Conan wanders alone – or seemingly alone – above deck as night falls. The sea-woman approaches Conan seductively, but mustering all of his strength, he brushes the beauty off, making his way to his true love Belit to clear his head.

As the Cimmerian walks away, the mysterious woman turns her attention to a lone corsair named B’Tumi who has come above deck. B’tumi approaches the pale blue-skinned lass and she once more opens her mouth yet no words can he heard.

The next morning M’Gora announces that their crewmate B’Tumi is missing, and as the crew searches for him, the sea-woman continues staring contentedly out to sea.

The sea-siren tries the same thing with a different corsair named Asambi the following night, only this time, Conan is on hand to observe the seduction.

To the barbarian’s horror, the blue-skinned woman begins her silent song and dives into the sea. Asambi follows, only to be caught in the siren’s kiss, drifting lifeless to the bottom of the sea.

Now, the sea-woman turns her attention to Conan and he can hear the words of her silent song – the lyrics to Howard’s poem! Taking his knife with him, Conan jumps into the sea, following the siren’s call.

Will our Cimmerian succumb to the siren’s melody, and who is the mysterious woman who lures men to their death with a song that only her intended victim can hear?

CAPSULE REVIEW: Wow. Just…wow. The entire creative team hits a home run with this issue. That’s an odd thing to say, as one-off stories are normally frustrating and an unwelcome distraction from a good ongoing story line.

The Buscema/Chan team certainly knows how to draw beautiful women. In panels where Belit and the sea-woman are side by side, it’s clear that the newcomer is much more attractive than the she-pirate, and she’s drawn beautifully herself.

George Roussos is a master colorist. I have mentioned in previous reviews how he nicely creates variations in skin color for the different tribes along the Black Coast, and there is no deviation here. The blue shades of the sea-woman are subtle and haunting, creating an ethereal look that adds a mysterious element to the writing and the other illustrations in the book.

Interestingly, an equal amount of the comic’s strength comes from what can be read between the lines and the panels. Conan has made it clear in many different issues that Belit is his true love – yet he is tempted also by the sea-woman. His resistance and ultimate decision to dive in the ocean after her lends a certain credence to the strength and power of her seductive spell.

This is an issue of Conan – and one of the rare one-off stories – that should be in any Conan comic book collection. While not heavily promoted by collectors or particularly sought after, it’s a tribute to the quality of comic book writing and art from days long past. Do not miss it.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d give this issue a solid 9.5.

On eBay, copies were available for less than $5.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

CBCS Update #4 – 46 days and … I Can See My Order!

(EDITOR’S NOTEPM Library Editor Wally Monk had a friend drop off six comics with a CBCS representative on June 1st, 2019 at the Lost Nation Comic Con. All six comics were set for pressing, and four of them also required some sort of signature authentication. This continuing article will follow the experience with CBCS from start to finish, the last installment being pictures of the slabbed and shipped comic books.)

It’s been 46 days since my comics were submitted and they appeared in my dashboard finally yesterday. Based on my discussions via email with two people involved with CBCS, I am going to assume that pressing of these comics is done and they are now in the grading queue.

If my assumption is wrong, it’s going to be a really long wait.

Despite numerous errors on the invoice, a CBCS rep responded immediately to my email inquiry about these errors, indicating that they are default invoice settings and will be cleared up by the graders as the books are evaluated.

More updates as my comics make their way through the system.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

COMMENTARY: Comic Books as Academic Literature?

By WALLY MONK – Paint Monk’s Library Editor

Johnny, put down those stupid X-Men like I told you! You haven’t finished reading To Kill A Mockingbird, and I said no comics until your book report is done!” mom shouts, the frustration in her voice clear as a bell.

Sadly, the creative 12-year-old sets aside the latest tale of Scott Summers and Jean Grey and goes back to his homework. While the young man may remember names like Atticus Finch, Scout and Boo Radley, he’s more likely to remember that Jean Grey became the Dark Phoenix and almost destroyed the universe until she was defeated and seemingly killed by her dearest friends.

There is no question that a basic knowledge and acquaintance with classic literature is important for today’s youth; to say otherwise would be ignorant and short-sighted. But comic books (and their counterpart, the graphic novel) have opened doors for students and continue to do so, despite vehement opposition from more traditional professors and researchers.

With growing evidence that comics are an literary medium of their own, the glossy-covered newsprint stories have still been much maligned by parents and educators for decades. Even Congress held the comic industry’s feet to the fire in the 1950s, leading publishers to establish a self-censoring body called “The Comics Code Authority”.

American psychiatrist Frederic Wertham testified to Congress that comics dulled the mind and morals of youth. His thoughts were detailed in his book “Seduction of the Innocent”, a treatise against the industry published in 1954.

One British journalist expressed his frustration in 2012, when graphic novels were finally admitted to London’s best-selling novels list.

“(Comic books) are their own thing. They do not need your imprimatur, O pompous reader of literary fiction. They are basically for children, and for men (yes, men, really, men) who are a bit too thick to read proper books, as I was for many years, and still sometimes am, like if I’m tired or hungover on a plane.”

Coren Giles in The Spectator, Dec. 12, 2012

Before a reasonable discussion of comic books as a teaching tool can begin, one must first examine the definitions of “literature” and “teacher”. Literature, according to Merriam-Webster’s dictionary, is defined as “writings in prose or verse having excellence of form or expression and expressing ideas of permanent or universal literature.” A teacher, the dictionary concludes, is “one who instructs.”

Excellence of form? Ideas or permanence or universal literature? Comics and graphic novels meet both those criteria, and some experts in both psychology and the comic medium are going to great length to prove this as fact. And appreciation of the comic book medium is certainly something that can be taught.

Comic Books As Literary Form

The late Will Eisner, one of America’s foremost cartoonists and writers, began his work in the 1940s and is an icon of the comic industry. In the 1970s, he began to experiment with longer comic stories compiled into book or magazine format which he dubbed “graphic novels.” He was one of the first famous illustrators to begin examining comic books as more than folded up “funny books” in the back pocket of an imaginative youngster.

His well-known book, Comics and Sequential Art, breaks down the art of storytelling with a combination of words and pictures and predicts the industry’s future. Not only was Eisner a modern-day comic scholar, the largest industry awards in sequential art are named after him in honor of his legendary contributions to the genre.

It was Eisner’s belief that comic books were a genre of literature unto themselves; a stand-alone, if you will, and didn’t need to be compared with other forms of writing. Even the layout of panels, or boxes which show pictures and dialogue, he believed, could direct a reader to a deeper understanding. If a renown talent like Eisner could make an argument for comics to stand on their own in the literary field, perhaps there is something here worth investigating.

“The future of this form awaits its participants who truly believe that the application of sequential art, with its interweaving of words and pictures, could provide a dimension of communication that contributes – hopefully on a level never before attained – to the body of literature that concerns itself with the examination of the human experience.”

Will Eisner, in Comics & Sequential Art

Psychologists and neuroscientists have long determined that different people favor different learning methods, and comics engage more human senses than written words on a page alone can titillate.

In the pages of the 2018 Scandinavian Journal of Comic Art, Dr. Ian Hogue, a lecturer and professor at London’s University of the Arts, argues that comic books in this manner can intensify the reading experience and make it more memorable. He notes that a comic book can be held numerous ways and can be folded, and feels different than a novel (touch), the artwork speaks in combination with dialogue (sight), smell (of newsprinted pages), and elements of reading standard literature are combined. Together, this makes for a unique experience, one far different than reading a paperback or hardcover textbook.

This makes comic books more than just a group of images. On the comic page, the reader sees physical objects that impact them in ways that exceed the mere written word. And the human mind’s comprehension of the writing, in combination with the suggestions from each image, contribute to the perception and emotion involved in each story.

These factors all work to bring people deeper into the fictional – or not-fictional – world the authors and illustrators hope to create.

It’s common knowledge that professionals, from academics to mental health practictioners, agree that there are many ways to engage the intellect through sequential art; now, what about universal truths that make literature a classic? Do comic books engage those truths and concepts as well?

They most certainly do, beginning as early as Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster’s Superman in 1938 and perhaps even earlier.

Comics Tell A Universal Truth

During World War II, a rise of patriotic comic books came into being. Kids could share the thrill as Captain America, complete with his patriotic costume and shield, charged into battle against the evil Nazi supergenius The Red Skull. Other characters called America’s youngsters to unite in common purpose.

In the 1950s and 1960s, Classics Illustrated comics took their turn with the famous literature, with stories like Nathaniel Hawthorne’s Scarlet Letter and Melville’s Moby Dick illustrated in full, blazing color attempting to make things more eye-catching to readers. In this way, comics have always appealed to their readers human nature. Superman always looked for a way to diffuse a situation, protecting “truth, justice and the American way”.

In contemporary media, comics continue to tell societal tales of justice and address social and political issues. New characters, such as Marvel’s Bobby Drake (X-Men) and Jean-Paul Baubier (Alpha Flight’s Northstar) have come out as homosexual. Old characters have been re-envisioned for new audiences, including a Muslim version of Ms. Marvel (formerly a caucasian woman named Carol Danvers) and a huge emphasis on African hero T’Challa, the Black Panther. All of these characters represent voices that have traditionally been silenced but now can be heard through the medium of the comic book and comic book film.

Ms. Marvel is re-imagined as Muslim teenager Kamala Khan.

Much like traditional written works, comic books give readers heroes of different colors, beliefs, societal contexts, political motivations and sexual attractions. The authors and artists work to deliver these comics in a manner that pushes to stretch the scope of what may be seen as good in the world and in various situations.

How is this different from To Kill A Mockingbird addressing racism? Or different from John Steinbeck’s Grapes of Wrath, detailing the survival of one family through the tumultuous Great Depression? It’s not. It’s the same concept, with a different yet slightly familiar delivery mechanism that incorporates as many of the human senses as possible.

Conclusion: Comics Are Their Own Genre

Unlike a paperback book, comics and graphic novels engage more of the human senses than ordinary reading. While this is not to reduce the importance of classic literature, it does serve as the beginning of a valid argument that comic books should not be so easily dismissed, especially by teachers of individuals who struggle with or don’t seem to engage with classic classroom teaching methods.

Professionals in the industry like Will Eisner have made compelling arguments for why comic books stand on their own, while some psychologists and literary scholars have agreed that there is more than one way to engage the brain when it comes to reading.

Through the use of images, laid out in a particular way, readers can engage both left and right brain centers of learning through the use of this art form. Yet for some reason, traditional educators seem reluctant to embrace this relatively new and innovative art form that so clearly is a viable – and fun – learning tool.

“Classic novels are generally harder to read; and it is widely thought that this inherent challenge makes the novel a superior thing. Like eating kale salad or working out, the unpleasantness of the task in some way makes it more noble, and better for you.”

Mitchell Roush, Venuela Magazine, April 2018

With the current challenges associated with learning and especially reading, the comics medium is something that all educators should look at in more depth and begin to take seriously – even if they’ve never been a fan of comics themselves.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

REVIEW: Zub, Zircher Present Classic Conan in SSoC #7

*Spoiler Alert! A Review of Savage Sword of Conan (2019) #7*

By WALLY MONK – Paint Monk’s Library Editor

It’s taken nearly a half year of hit-and-miss issues from two Conan the Barbarian series; a Belit mini-event that would make even casual Conan fans run for DC Comics like the Flash; and two omnibus releases. But this week, the team of Jim Zub and Patch Zircher seems to finally have nailed down Howard’s vision in an issue reminiscent of comics from years long gone.

“Conan the Gambler” is the first issue in a three-part story arc, and it begins as many Conan comics do – the Cimmerian stumbles across an outnumbered victim being robbed. It doesn’t take a heady plot to create a good Conan story, and in this case, the trope is well-used but effective.

The victim Conan rescues is a man named Maraudus Mathir, a foreign merchant engaged in a trade war with another dangerous peddler named Kero, dubbed “Kero the Callous.”

With Conan serving as Maraudus’ bodyguard, the pair enter the casino/bordello/tavern known as Demon’s Den. The two merchants caustically agree to settle their differences in a game of cards.

But what will happen when the Cimmerian is left “holding the proverbial bag” and all alone?

CAPSULE REVIEW: After the first few pages of dialogue, it’s clear that writer Jim Zub “gets it.” He’s familiar with the world of Conan, and he knows how to write the barbarian effectively even using common themes. It’s a far cry from what we have been served thus far in Conan’s numerous outings this year.

The art of Patch Zircher is a welcome relief and marvelously rendered, with extremely detailed backgrounds that (dare I say) come close to those of the late great John Buscema. That’s high praise, perhaps undeserved at this point, yet I hope his attention to detail continues as the story arc progresses. Colorist Java Tartaglia’s work lends a more modern look to the tale, but it helps strike the perfect balance between presenting a true Classic Conan and a modern barbarian story that draws inspiration from the classics.

If you haven’t picked up any issues of Conan since Marvel reacquired the property in January, I’d heartily recommend starting with this issue. Heck, pick up the variant covers too. Let’s give this creative team all of the support we can, and hope that Marvel recognizes that they’ve finally tapped into the Conan many older fans know and love.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue an 8.5. The pacing is slow, and as most modern comics, this tale could have been merely a few pages of a Thomas/Buscema issue. However, the feel is right, and Conan is easily recognizable here to fans of Howard and the original series.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

CBCS Update #3 – 39 Days And…Empty Dashboard

(EDITOR’S NOTE: PM Library Editor Wally Monk had a friend drop off six comics with a CBCS representative on June 1st, 2019 at the Lost Nation Comic Con. All six comics were set for pressing, and four of them also required some sort of signature authentication. This continuing article will follow the experience with CBCS from start to finish, the last installment being pictures of the slabbed and shipped comic books.)

It’s been 39 days and nothing is showing as active in my dashboard, but I did exchange a private message with Steve Ricketts, the head presser at CBCS and a friendly guy, Cody Lockwood, who submitted my comics at Lost Nation Comic Convention in June. (Thanks again to my pal in Cleveland who took them to the con on my behalf!)

Apparently, the concensus is that NOTHING will be showing up in my dashboard until the comics are back from pressing. That’s a small consolation, as really, I have no idea where my books are (I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they have them) and right now it seems as if all is in Limbo.

As I said in my previous posts, I know pressing, grading and signature verification take time. I’m OK with that. However, seeing my order placed and listed in my dashboard will make me feel much better – this submission was literally ALL of my valuable comic books.

My friend who submitted the books graciously put the fees for everything on his credit card, and it has not been charged at this point, which is another cause for concern. Why would they begin “work” on my books if they haven’t been paid? Another small cause for alarm.

I’ll leave it at that, because my first experience with CBCS was overall pretty good. But darn it, they really should do some data entry at the pressing level so we can see where our books are in the process.

Not quite biting my nails yet, but a little leery.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)



REVIEW: Zula Departs, A Beast King & Belit Captured!

“How can Conan defeat a man that both the birds and the beasts obey? Conan the Barbarian and Belit face off with a chieftan who could perhaps be one of their deadliest foes, the Beast King of Abombi! Can Conan and Belit’s crew of Black Corsairs restore order to the tribes along the Black Coast and rescue Ombassa’s daughter?”

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which was published from 1970 to 1999. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #94. )

By WALLY MONK – Paint Monk’s Library Editor

We’re a mere six issues from the end of Roy Thomas’ adaptation of “Queen of the Black Coast”, and we’re treated this issue to the beginning of a new four-issue story arc focusing on the Beast King of Abombi. This short but entertaining tale will be concluded in the pages of Conan the Barbarian #97.

Here, Roy Thomas says goodbye to Zula, the last of the Zamballahs, as he departs with some of Belit’s corsairs to forge his own path. Strangely, and perhaps as a thank you for his service and companionship, Zula takes a few of the Black Corsairs with him with Belit’s blessing. Goodbye, Zula, we hardly knew you…

This was one of the first back issues of Conan I had to find as a kid – my first store-bought Conan story was Conan the Barbarian #95 – and I felt compelled to read this, the first part of the story.

Writer Bob Freeman has mentioned in his reviews that the team of Thomas/Buscema/Chan gave the series a certain continuity – this was something I noticed myself when I was younger. Where other titles had a revolving door of guest artists, one could always count on the world of Conan to remain consistent.

Perhaps this was why Conan was so successful during its first 100-issue run. Readers and fans always knew that whatever the story might be, the art and world would be strangely familiar.

Review: Conan the Barbarian #94

As Zula departs with some of Belit’s crewmates, Conan, the she-pirate and the crew of the Tigress continue sailing south along the Black Coast. As they travel, they notice that many of the villages they pass are in smoldering ruin.

Eventually reaching their allies, the Watambis (first seen in Conan the Barbarian #60), Conan and Belit learn that an exiled noble from a nearby tribe has assumed control of an ancient and abandoned mountain fortress called Abombi. This noble, named Ajaga, has learned the powers of an ancient god named Jhebbal Sag which allows him to control animals.

Using this power, Ajaga has extended his rule over the villages, many of which formerly paid tribute to Belit and her pirate crew.

The Watambi chieftan reveals that his tribe tried to refuse Ajaga’s leadership, but once they resisted, their village was continually harrassed and plagued by wild animals from within the jungle.

The Watambi resistance crumbled after chieftan Ombassa’s daughter, Nyami, was captured by baboons and taken off to be Ajaga’s wife. Ombassa offered tribute then to the Beast King, but the tyrant still refused to release his daughter from captivity.

As an ally of Ombassa and his people, Conan, Belit and the Corsairs pledge to help rid the coast of Ajaga and his foul control of the wild animals. Their journey to Abombi is short-lived, as the group atempts to scale the cliffs to the fortress, only to be ambushed by angry animals under Ajaga’s control.

Baboons angrily attack the group as they climb – Conan falls off the cliff and Belit is taken as a prisoner for Ajaga.

CAPSULE REVIEW: First carried off by giant hawks to the city of Harakht, Belit is once more captured, but this time by giant baboons under Ajaga’s control. Conan could be in major trouble in this issue, and the cliff-hanger at the end of this issue is disconcerting. Has the barbarian met his match?

Roy Thomas once again cobbles together another story to push forward and engage us in the goings-on along the Black Coast, and it will sad to see these stories end in a mere half-dozen issues. Seeing Zula depart was disappointing, as he was just starting to fit in as part of our heroic trio.

The whole concept of Ajaga and his control of animals is an interesting one. Theoretically, he’s an impossible character to defeat because of the sheer volume of critters he can place under his control. It will be interesting to see how Roy Thomas resolves this plot line in coming issues.

This issue is jam-packed with dialogue – it’s a tribute to the artistic team as well as letterer Bill Spicer that the panels worked as well as they did.

Whoa! Roy Thomas fills Conan the Barbarian #94 with more dialogue than usual.

The color, however, seems off. Although I read this issue digitally, I checked my physical copy too and the colors seem brighter there also, and in many places too “in your face” to be the typical work of fine colorist George Roussos. Perhaps Marvel was experimenting with a new printer? Something just didn’t seem right.

This story was reprinted in Conan Saga #38, as well as The Chronicles of Conan Vol. 12 by Dark Horse Comics. On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this story a 7.5.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

REVIEW: Magik – Storm & Illyana (Mini-Series) #1-4

(EDITOR’S NOTE: This is a re-post and re-edit of a review I wrote long before Paint Monk’s Library had a single follower, so it will be new to most readers. A more in-depth version was written for comic review site Comic-Watch during my brief stint as a contributor there in 2017. A link to my review on that site can be found at the end of this review in case you want to read a review with more spoilers!)

By WALLY MONK – Paint Monk’s Library Editor

As a young comic book reader, I exclusively read fantasy and science fiction comics. I was never really interested in superheroes. While my friends read Amazing Spider-Man, Fantastic Four and the Uncanny X-Men, I was happy to be collecting Conan the Barbarian, John Carter, Warlord of Mars and Ka-Zar the Savage

In issue #11 of Ka-Zar the Savage from the 1980s, I remember the jungle lord fighting with Belasco, the demon based on the character in Dante’s Divine Comedy. So when I stumbled across Belasco on the cover of Magik: Storm & Illyana #1, I had to buy the comic (even if it did have superheroes in it)!

In Marvel’s Uncanny X-Men series, the character of Colossus (Peter Rasputin) has his little sister snatched from him by an entity (Belasco) through a dimensional doorway. Seemingly, that’s the last we see of her, but she pops up again shortly afterward – 7 years older. Where did the time go? 

The Magik: Storm and Illyana mini-series (4 issues) tells what happened to Colossus’ sister after she was snatched away from the world as we know it. This particular Marvel mini series is pretty dark, and it’s not one that I would recommend kids under 12 to read (despite being approved by the CCA) without talking with their parents and families about the theme of the series or the reactions of numerous characters throughout. It’s effectively the story of a little girl who is turned into a demon – and her struggles with good and evil throughout that battle.

It’s written by Chris Claremont, one of many Marvel writers who needs no introduction, and he handles the subject tastefully and well. It’s clear that Illyana Rasputin is good – and she fights the influence of the dark Belasco admirably.

Review: Magik – Storm & Illyana #1-4

In the first issue (Magik #1), young Illyana has been captured by the demon Belasco and taken to his dark realm called Limbo. We soon learn that the young girl’s innocence will be tainted by Belasco and she will be used as a portal by which the Elder Gods (whom Belasco serves) can enter the mortal realms.

Belasco takes a portion of Illyana’s soul and turns it into a “bloodstone,” and it is the first of five such stones the demon will create to fill a pentagram-shaped amulet. When complete, the amulet will summon the Elder Gods to the human realm.

The first two characters we meet are Ororo and “Cat” – twisted versions of the Storm and Kitty Pryde thatIllyana knows from the “real” world. Limbo’s Ororo and Cat come from a reality where instead of Illyana being taken by Belasco, the X-Men were captured instead.

Both X-characters (and many more in the series) have been twisted by the dark magic of of Belasco’s realm. After the demon lord flees from brief conflict, the trio of Ororo, Illyana and Cat head off for Ororo’s “Sanctuary,” a garden in the midst of Limbo’s chaos. It is a small piece of paradise, protected from the raging fires of the foul dimension and maintained by Ororo’s magic (she is a sorceress in this series, on top of being a weather-controlling mutant)!

It is here that Cat suggests killing Illyana. Apparently, this more violent version of Kitty Pryde is still angry that the X-Men were trapped instead of Illyana in her alternate reality. Secondly, she would rather see the youngster dead than as part of a plot to bring evil into the world. Ororo objects, and Cat leaves the sanctuary angrily.

Meanwhile, Ororo learns that evil has spread into Illyana much faster than she had thought possible – so rather than kill her, Ororo makes Illyana her apprentice, hoping to teach her how to use her strength for good instead of evil.

What will become of the soon-to-be New Mutant? And will she succumb to the dark side and Belasco’s influence? Read the series and find out. 

THE GOOD: Chris Claremont is a superstar when it comes to anything X-Men, and the artwork by John Buscema in the first two issues is stellar. Ron Frenz steps in to pencil issue #3, which has by far the weakest art in the series, and Sal Buscema wraps up with solid pencils in issue #4. The story is definitely one that makes you think, and it helps set the stage for Illyana as a character in the New Mutants. Of the many Marvel mini-series from the mid-1980s, this is a solid must-buy.

If you’re a parent of a child under 12, you might want to check the comic out first – it’ll give you a chance to talk about the “temptation of evil” which is an ongoing theme in the series. But for teenagers, Claremont’s writing is clear enough to grasp the horrific goings-on and put them in context of a conflicted character in their own age group.

THE BAD:  So much more could have been done with this particular storyline, but I’m not qualified to second guess an industry talent like Chris Claremont. I find it difficult to understand how Belasco decimated most of the X-Men in Limbo yet got his demonic backside kicked by a blonde-haired jungle lord (Ka-Zar) with no powers. The series makes it clear that Belasco’s powers are greater in his own realm – but that doesn’t explain how Ka-Zar was more formidable than the most powerful mutants in the Marvel Universe. 

WHERE TO FIND IT: X-Men: Magik was collected as a hardcover book and trade paperback numerous times. You can find it on eBay or Amazon, where it averages $9-25, depending on condition. The individual issues can be purchased at many comic book stores for even less.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk

My original review of Magik #1-4 on Comic-Watch can be found here.

CBCS Update #2 – 31 Days and an Empty Dashboard

(EDITOR’S NOTE: PM Library Editor Wally Monk had a friend drop off six comics with a CBCS representative on June 1st, 2019 at the Lost Nation Comic Con. All six comics were set for pressing, and four of them also required some sort of signature authentication. This continuing article will follow the experience with CBCS from start to finish, the last installment being pictures of the slabbed and shipped comic books.)

It’s been 31 days and nothing is showing as active in my dashboard.

I understand that things take time, but a representative told me last week that the FOUR WEEKS it’s taken to process my book will now be IN ADDITION to the 6-8 weeks pressing and additional 6-8 weeks for grading and signature verification. That means basically that my timetable doesn’t even begin until the books are entered into their computers.

All I ask is for my comics to show up in my dashboard, so I know they’ve been received. Then I’m willing to be patient. Until then, however, I’m not happy.

It shouldn’t take four weeks for simple data entry, now matter how busy they are.

Disappointed at the moment, but remaining optimistic.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

CBCS Update #1 – 24 Days and Counting

(EDITOR’S NOTE: PM Library Editor Wally Monk had a friend drop off six comics with a CBCS representative on June 1st, 2019 at the Lost Nation Comic Con. All six comics were set for pressing, and four of them also required some sort of signature authentication. This continuing article will follow the experience with CBCS from start to finish, the last installment being pictures of the slabbed and shipped comic books.)

Ok, so first and foremost, I’m not a lunatic. I don’t expect these books to be anywhere near shipping – I’ve already stated that I expect them to be out 14-16 weeks between pressing, sig verification and grading.

The Paint Monk is hoping for a 9.4-9.6 on his signed Airboy #1 – time will tell!

But I had hoped the received order would be reflected in my dashboard rather quickly – my first submission a year ago at a con was entered into my dashboard in less than 10 days. There’s some small sigh of relief when you read that CBCS has got your books in hand and they’re safely in-process.

Today I checked my dashboard only to still see “no open orders.”

I called CBCS customer service line to see how long it would take to get them at least in my queue, and I was informed by a friendly representative named Brian that there are currently “technical issues” with putting new orders into customer dashboards but to rest assured that they have my books.

I also inquired if the three weeks that have passed would be added to the pressing time or if the three weeks would be “part” of the estimated 6-8 week turnaround time for pressing. He said the three weeks would indeed be part of the turnaround time, so hopefully by the time they’re in the dashboard I’ll only have a couple of weeks before they move on to grading.

I’m not panicked at all, but am a trifle anxious to see this order appear in my dashboard. All good so far, with friendly customer service people, but in two more weeks I might be a little more nervous if the dashboard isn’t showing this order as submitted.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

REVIEW: Rats, Sneaking into Asgalun & Forced to Fight

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #91.)

By WALLY MONK – Paint Monk’s Library Editor

Our Cimmerian is well-tested in battle – on this point, anyone remotely familiar with Conan the Barbarian would not argue.

You can understand, then, why as a youth I was puzzled over the cover to this particular issue, where Conan and Belit seem literally terrified, battling with all their gusto against six overgrown relatives of Mickey Mouse.

Thankfully, there is much more to this particular issue than some larger-than-life varmints. Roy Thomas continues to set the stage here for Belit’s forthcoming showdown with her uncle Nim-Karrak in the city of Asgalun and ultimately the conclusion of the Queen of the Black Coast story line in just nine more issues.

In this comic, Roy Thomas spends considerable time fleshing out Conan’s relationship with the Black Corsairs, Belit, and his new companion Zula. It’s sad to think that in just two years of “comic time” – or 24 more issues – Roy Thomas will make his exit from the book. His loss will mark a significant turning point (and not for the better) in this long-running Marvel series.

Review: Conan the Barbarian #91

Conan and his Shemite hellcat make it back to the Tigress with their new companion Zula. The Zamballan makes friends quickly with his fellow corsairs, delighting them with his magical tricks by hypnotizing another crew mate. A great celebration ensues that evening on deck for Belit’s return.

In a few pages of character exposition, Belit performs a seductive dance for Conan during the revel, and is romantically carried below decks by the silent Cimmerian. Her childhood tutor remarks to Zula that despite the Shemite’s adulthood, he still “thinks of her as the royal child she was back in Asgalun.”

This is Roy Thomas at his absolute best. In a series so devoted to savagery, intense battles and a primitive world, the writer takes a few moments like this on rare occasion to show a softer side of Conan and the extent of his personal interactions. For a moment, the barbarian looks like a new groom carrying his beloved bride over the threshold. It’s depth like this that readers will miss when Thomas parts ways with the title in Conan the Barbarian #115.

Morning is far less relaxing than the former night’s party – the crew is shaken awake by the shouts of Belit’s right-hand man, M’Gora, who had gone ahead to scout Asgalun. He races to the ship fearfully, with giant swamp rats close behind him!

The crew of corsairs and Conan immediately rush to his aid, chasing off enough of the giant rats that they can successfully re-board the Tigress and escape.

M’Gora tells Belit and Conan what he discovered while scouting. King Nim-Karrak is virtually a prisoner in his own city, and a troop of Hyrkanians had recently arrived as perhaps a foil to the Stygian presence there. He also mentions a nobleman named Uriaz, who is more pleasure-seeker than law maker, and the arrival of a Stygian noble named Akhirom, who is marching toward the area with an army.

Despite M’Gora’s warnings, Belit is unwilling to wait or organize a planned attack. She heads off with Conan, Zula and M’Gora to Asgalun to deal with Nim-Karrak immediately.

The group enters the city by posing as mercenaries serving under a general named Imbalayo, and M’Gora takes them to a hidden garden which will lead them to a lesser-known entrance to the castle. Surprisingly, Stygians are waiting in the garden and take the four into custody. It appears M’Gora has betrayed his friends!

Ptor-Nubis, Nim Karrak’s advisor, has actually hypnotized M’Gora, and the betrayal was not the corsair’s fault. But the Stygian sorcerer has even more clandestine plans, as he uses his magical powers of suggestion and hypnosis to make Conan and his companions fight each other – to the death!

CAPSULE REVIEW: This issue, while not lean on action, relies heavily on character development, which is always a plus. As I mentioned earlier in the review, the scenes with Conan and Belit tell of a love that goes beyond anything our barbarian has experienced. This issue works to make the ending of the Queen of the Black Coast story line more powerful, and you can only imagine the impact this Shemite pirate has on our Cimmerian hero.

Roy Thomas knocked it out of the park with this issue, and that’s ironic because of the entire series, Conan the Barbarian #91 sports my least favorite cover. Art-wise, the interiors are still indicative of the Buscema/Chan/Roussos team’s top-notch work.

On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue an 8.0. If we had just another page of character development, I’d give it a 9.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)