Posts Tagged ‘Conan the Barbarian’

REVIEW: Serpent War Conclusion, Arc Are Both Misfires

“At last – AGNES, KANE, and MOON KNIGHT join CONAN in the Hyborian Age for the final showdown between SET, the WYRM, and…KHONSHU?!

JAMES ALLISON brought them together, but will KHONSHU tear them apart?

The thrilling conclusion to the ages-spanning saga that will have ramifications on the future of the assembled cast! A review of Conan: Serpent War #4.”

By BOB FREEMAN – Paint Monk’s Library Writer

Crom, it pains me to write this review on the 114th Anniversary of Robert E. Howard’s birth.

If I were to sum up with one word a description of Conan: Serpent War, it would be disappointment. What started out so promising with issue one has slowly and steadily devolved into an almost bigger disappointment than Aaron and Asrar’s Conan the Barbarian run. Almost.

Let’s begin with Jim Zub, who I had all but crowned as the worthy successor to Roy Thomas. Jim, I love you, but this was a convoluted mess.

I held out hope that Zub would stick the landing, but it missed the mark by the proverbial country mile. I don’t get why everyone has suddenly decided to play off Conan as an idiot? Howard’s Conan was far from it, even in his youthful years. He was impulsive and stubborn, but stupid?

I’m sorry. I want to keep this professional, but this issue, this series, a series I praised at the onset, to have fallen apart in just four issues so badly…disappointment. Yeah, there it is.

Six different artists over four issues does not create continuity.

Do you know what might have helped this issue and the issues preceding it? Artistic continuity. Four issues – six artists. The only common thread being the James Allison bits by Vanesa del Rey, which I liked.

This issue we have Ig Guara who I have seen do some interesting work. Not here. It’s just… not good. It’s sloppy and brutish. It is a disappointment.

I just don’t want to be that guy. I get how tough this job can be. I get that both writer and artist sweat blood and tears for this, but I expect better than what was delivered. With a strange overarching and complicated plot, inconsistent artwork and poor characterizations of the heroes and villains is not how you deliver a product.

And that’s what we got.

I was hungrily anticipating Conan the Barbarian #13, the beginning of Jim Zub’s tenure on the flagship title. Now, I am apprehensive.

I thought I would have more to say about this issue, more about the mini-series as a whole… but what can you say? We knew from the start that Allison was being influenced by Wyrm. Was it supposed to be a twist to have Wyrm be the villain all along? That Set and Khonshu would become allies was something, but come on…

I like and respect Jim Zub, and therein lies the problem. I want him to succeed. I want to love his work. Most days, I do. This was a swing and a miss. It happens.

While I have no skulls to muster for this issue and my enemies are forced to lay upon the battlefield, their heads still attached to their wretched bodies, I will not give in to despair.

I believe in you, Jim Zub. I hope and pray to Crom (who does not listen, nor does he care) that your Conan will be everything we have longed for since Marvel regained the rights to the character. But for now, I will cleanse my palate with some Thomas and Buscema and wait for better days to come.

What did you think of Serpent War and its conclusion? Do you agree, or disagree? Share your thoughts below with one-click using your Facebook, Twitter or Gmail accounts.

REVIEW: Conan #4 Highlights Old, New Fan Dissonance

By BOB FREEMAN – Paint Monk’s Library Writer

There seems to be a real disconnect between the old guard Conan fans, particularly those of us who are Howard obsessive, and the younger creators and collectors. We Howard purists have always had issues whenever the Cimmerian has been depicted out of character or when things fail to line up properly with the Hyborian Age as writ by Cross Plains
favorite son.

Robert E. Howard created a world that was visceral, that felt real at its core, and that attention to detail made Conan and those who inhabited the Hyborian Kingdoms seem like authentic, historical figures.

For these younger fans, who have entered into a fandom already diluted by unfaithful movies, cartoons, tv series, comics, and pastiches, see Conan as just another intellectual property where anything goes.

For those of us who were there before any of that, when the most we had to concern ourselves with was L. Sprague DeCamp’s meddling and the odd misfire by Roy Thomas, well, these modern takes on the Cimmerian are a hard pill to swallow.

A hard pill to swallow indeed.

Synopsis: Conan the Barbarian #4 (2019)

The cover for Conan the Barbarian #4 (2019).

King Conan of Aquilonia reflects on his climb to power and of the mind-numbing banality of holding court. He becomes ill, but shuns his healers, praying for an invading army to lift his spirits. Seeking a more primal cure for his ills, he engages a caged lion, challenging it to a fight.

The lion, however, sensing his own kind in the Cimmerian, befriends the king instead. They become inseperable. The King then decides on a plan to scratch his adventuring itch: donning a skull mask, Conan and his lion prowl the streets of Aquilonia, killing criminals and cutthroats like a Hyborian age Batman and Robin until eventually the king returns the lion to the jungles of Koth.

It’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s Bat-Barbarian?

CAPSULE REVIEW: First things first, right out of the gate. It’s King Numedides, not Namedides. Where are the editors on this book?

I’m just going to say it: I hated this book with a passion. The lone saving grace was Gerardo Zaffino’s artwork, which was more inline with what we’re seeing over on Savage Sword. It’s got energy, and while it’s not what I would consider my preferred style of draughtsmanship, it captures the spirit this comic needs.

Unfortunately, Jason Aaron’s tale is proposterous. Conan as a masked crime fighter? King by day, Batman by night? It is an unfortunate premise and does not bode well for the series as a whole.

On a scale of 1-10 skulls of my enemies, I would rate this issue worthy of a 5, solely for the artwork.

Alba Gu Brath – Bob Freeman (aka The Occult Detective)

REVIEW: A Magic Sword, Toruk & A Duel to the Death!

(EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which was published from 1970 to 1999. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian Vol. 1, #31. )

By DEAN PLAKAS – Paint Monk’s Library Writer

Set in a hilly, rocky countryside, we find Conan and the Turanian army, led by Captain Malthuz, ambushed by a local tribe of Hill-Men led by Hobar. Malthuz orders a hasty retreat to higher land, buying what’s left of his army and the Cimmerian some advantage.

In a foreshadow, Captain Malthuz is directed toward a delicately balanced rock formation for an escape route, but he points out that it’s too delicate a rock formation and that “one misstep” would cause the rocks to fall and bury them all.

Hobar of the Hill-Men proposes a challenge to Malthuz: champion versus champion to the death! If Hobar’s champion wins, the Turanian army dies. If he doesn’t, then they are free to leave unmolested. Malthuz senses Hobar is a man of honor and will keep his word, so Malthuz agrees to the terms. Malthus does, however, wish he had a magic sword to fight Hobar’s champion, a giant of a man named Toruk whom Malthuz will fight himself at the agreed upon time of sundown.

The comment Malthuz made about having a magic sword stirs memories in Conan from his youth. In a flashback, after running for his life and fighting a giant bear, Conan found an underground tomb. He came across a skeleton’s hand holding a skull-hilted magic sword protruding from “a giant man-carved slab of stone,” sort of like a landlubber’s version of The Lady of the Lake and Excalibur. Conan managed to pull the sword out of the skeleton’s hand only to discover evil magic attached to the weapon as he faced a frightening enemy – the giant shadow of Conan himself! Using light and fire, the Cimmerian managed to escape the tomb and decided not to keep the sword, throwing it back into “the gaping aperture for some less prudent soul to find…”

Conan doesn’t like the odds of Malthuz winning the battle, so the barbarian knocks him unconscious from behind. The reason is two-fold: Conan respects Malthuz, he might even like him, but more importantly Conan doesn’t want his fate in some one else’s hands. In a hard fought contest, Conan defeats the giant Toruk by positioning him under the aforementioned delicate rock formation and causing an avalanche of rocks by throwing his sword at it.

Between the flashback and the present story, writer Roy Thomas does a fine job by connecting the two into one. As Toruk dies, he releases his grip on his own sword – which turns out to be the skull-hilted blade Conan had thrown away in the flashback. As the Hill-Men depart, Conan walks away with the Turanians and with their lives intact, as promised by Hobar. Conan does not notice the blade leaving the hand of the dead giant, who turns out to be the “less prudent soul” he imagined in his youth when he tossed the sword back into the tomb. Just like when Conan fought his giant shadow for the magic sword and his life back then, he now fought for his life again against the same sword and left a giant in the shadows of his own tomb of fallen rock.

CAPSULE REVIEW: The cover is illustrated by two other artists from the Silver Age of comics – Gil Kane and John Romita. Kane drew Conan and Romita drew the shadow of Conan. Overall, it’s a fine cover, fully illustrated with marked texture but with a tight sense of spacing.

The splash page of this issue reminds me of the splash page of Conan the Barbarian #17, which is the issue with the title “The Gods of Bal-Sagoth,” illustrated by Gil Kane. It’s practically the same page, with bodies everywhere, the Turanians and Conan having to fight for their lives, this time together against the Hill-Men instead of each other. There’s even a face of a character at the bottom of the right hand corner calling for Conan’s death in both issues. In Conan the Barbarian #17, the character is referencing a battle axe. In this issue, the character is holding a battle axe.

Much of the lettering in captions is not needed for the flashback sequence, as John Buscema does a fantastic job telling an action packed story through his pencils alone. You’ll note that Buscema even draws a thinner Conan with the necklace and horned helmet that former Conan artist Barry Windsor-Smith orginally drew. It’s these subtle visual things that give the comic book the edge over a novella. Although…the homage to Smith would have been more apparent and complete had Ernie Chua (Chan) used finer inks and Glynis Wein used pastel colors in the flashback.

My final comment is also with regard to the lettering, in particular to the typo on page five. Captain Malthuz whispers, “Thouugh were you raised” it should be “Though where you raised.” I don’t mean to be picky, but his comment made no sense whatsoever until I realized it was a typographical error.

Lots of action, a well-structured story, great art, and even a tribute to Barry Windsor-Smith’s Conan from John Buscema. On a scale of 1-10, I’d rate this issue a 9 (see our rating and review standards here.) On eBay, ungraded copies are available (depending on condition) for between $3-$15.

“And this story shall also be told.” – The Wizard in Conan the Barbarian

Dean Plakas

BREAKING NEWS: New “Tower of the Elephant” Sequel In the Works By Italian Leviathan Labs

Italy’s Leviathan Labs, French Publisher Glenat creating new Conan Stories

While US residents eagerly await the return of Conan the Barbarian to Marvel Comics, the European market seems to be making their own plans for the Cimmerian.
It appears that while the Robert E. Howard estate holds the rights to Conan the Barbarian in the United States and North America, Conan sits in the public domain across the pond. I am sure there are more nuances to Conan’s intellectual property status, but European publishers are jumping on the opportunity to put new Conan stories out for the public as soon as they can.

If I understand some of the nuances of this IP issue properly, one of the “catches” is that these European stories can’t be sold in the western market. Perhaps this is an opportunity for Marvel to make some more money when the license returns by re-issuing these stories in English.

Last night, comics and pop culture site Bleeding Cool announced that Leviathan Labs will be jumping on the Conan bandwagon – and producing their first comic, which will contain a “sequel” to the popular Tower of the Elephant story, which appeared in Marvel’s Conan the Barbarian #4 and was an adaptation of Howard’s classic tale. 
Leviathan Labs has issued some promotional images, indicating their releases will also premiere in 2019. The new Tower of the Elephant story seems to take place during the era of King Conan, and not the Cimmerian’s younger years, in which the original tale took place.
In the promotional samples of artwork released by Leviathan, it seems that the sorcerer Yara has found a way to free himself from the gem in which Yag-kosha had imprisoned him. 

Paint Monk’s Library will try to follow news on upcoming Conan releases as they are available. If you are interested in following Leviathan’s Conan page on Facebook, you can find the link here: https://www.facebook.com/reconanilrecimmero/

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

REVIEW: Conan Enslaved in the “Land of Always-Light”

(EDITOR’S NOTE:  Welcome to The Classic Conan Countdown, a series of reviews focusing on the original 275 issues of Marvel Comics’ Conan the Barbarian, which were published from 1970 to 1993. This is a review of Conan the Barbarian (Vol. 1) #2).
 
When Conan the Barbarian hit the shelves in 1970, it was a hit with readers. Sales of the premiere issue were brisk – originally scheduled as a bi-monthly title, the strong sales prompted the move to make Conan a monthly book.
 
Sadly, sales would continue to dip until issue #7, when Stan Lee made the announcement that Conan would be cancelled. An article from Comic Book Resources in 2013 revealed that not only were sales slow, but Stan Lee was hoping to use newcomer Barry Windsor-Smith’s talents on more prominent titles. Apparently Roy Thomas wasn’t happy with the decision, and lobbied Stan Lee to continue the book. Lee caved in, allowing Conan to continue, but as a bi-monthly title beginning with issue #14, according to CBR.
 
Conan’s popularity would again be on the rise after issue #20, making it a staple for many readers during the 1970s. It’s interesting that the popularity dipped progressively after issue #1, since both Thomas’ writing and the pencils of Windsor-Smith continued to be first-rate. 

Review: Conan the Barbarian #2

 
Conan has slain a great white ape, and he muses that perhaps the ape had misjudged the Cimmerian based on his smaller size! Once again, we’re treated to a gorgeous splash panel on the opening page by Barry Windsor-Smith. These splash panel pages become a recurring theme in Windsor-Smith’s repertoire, and in this author’s opinion are some of the nicest pieces of stand-alone art in the Marvel Comics library.
 
It doesn’t take long for Conan to take his eyes off the dead ape – he sees a woman running through the snow, barely dressed for the weather. Conan follows close behind as she flees from him, and despite Conan’s protests and shouts for her to stop, she continues to run.






Soon it is clear why the woman didn’t wait for Conan to catch up. She is actually Moira, human consort to Zha-Gorr, king of a tribe of beastmen. These man-beasts have made their home underground in an ancient city, where it is always daytime due to a luminescent phosphorus found only undergound. Here, humans serve them as slaves. Moira has successfully lured Conan into her trap!

Conan is taken unconscious into the city which the man-beasts call Brutheim. Here, Conan will join the pool of slave labor that all humans perform and there he will spend the rest of his days.

Upon regaining consciousness, Conan meets a small group of these slaves led by a man named Kiord. Good natured and welcoming to Conan, Kiord urges the barbarian not to act out or try to escape for fear of repercussions from the beastmen. Conan is not impressed and tries to escape anyway, despite his restraints.

As you would expect, Conan is not compliant and assaults a beastman captor who tries to take away his helmet. Conan is then sentenced to death in the arena – the rest of the human slaves will learn from his example to be more compliant and not resist their rulers.

But Kiord is inspired by Conan’s strength despite his own reservations. Will Conan meet his doom in the arena? And will Kiord lead his people to be more than slaves to the brutish beastmen?

CAPSULE REVIEW:  Of the first ten issues in the Conan the Barbarian series, Conan the Barbarian #2 is probably my least favorite issue, but that doesn’t mean it is bad in any way. The problem with many Conan comic books is that the plots are tremendously predictable – Conan meets bad guy, bad guy gets the best of Conan, and Conan wins in the end. To me, this issue was the most predictable of the first dozen issues.

The writing of Roy Thomas continues to channel the classic fantasy novels of the 1960s and is enjoyable, again accentuated by the quality art of Barry Windsor-Smith, which continues to get better with each issue. In some of the panels, Windsor-Smith’s work could almost be mistaken for that of Jack Kirby, especially the scenes showing the underground city of Brutheim.

A predictable yet good story earns this issue an 7.0 out of 10 rating.

It’s interesting to note that like many of the early Conan stories, this issue has been re-printed at numerous times in other special issues throughout Conan’s time at Marvel. In addition, an adaptation of the story was featured in the 1997-1998 Conan the Adventurer TV series in an episode called “Lair of the Beastmen.”

High grades of this issue are expensive, but not cost prohibitive. As of this review,  CGC 9.6 graded copies sold on eBay for between $399-440. Mid grade copies at CGC 5.0-7.0 generally sold for less than $100Ungraded copies claiming to be in “F/VF” condition sold for less than $75 and as low as $35 in some instances.

This issue can also be found in Chronicles of Conan #1, from Dark Horse

Check out this weekend’s Comic-Watch articles

New Blog Page added so you can follow Wally Monk on Comic-Watch

Paint Monk’s Library has taken a back seat this week as I settle in and learn how to format postings on the www.comic-watch.com website. My first two articles were published today, and I’ve added a link to the Library where you can see what’s been written week-to-week.
I’m really excited to be a small part of this new web project, and I hope you’ll follow along. If you haven’t already, please pay them a visit at www.comic-watch.com. There are plenty of good reviewers there as well as comic, movie and pop culture reviews.

As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk)

BREAKING: “Conan” headed back to Marvel

What is the future of Robert E. Howard’s most beloved barbarian? 

Conan the Barbarian, it would seem, is headed back to Marvel Comics. News broke from Marvel earlier today that they would begin publishing the well-loved barbarian in comics again, apparently getting the license back from Dark Horse, the company that has been printing Conan books since 2003.

According to the forums over at CBR, Conan’s last Dark Horse comic was released (or solicited) in August 2017. When or how Marvel plans to release Conan is unknown, and the press release indicates that announcements will be made later. The book (or books) are scheduled to debut in 2019.

I just wish I could be more excited.

Conan was one of my introductions to comic books, and the Marvel take on the Cimmerian was fantastic (at least through the 1980s.) Since Dark Horse acquired the property, they’ve not only had great talents writing the book, but they’ve re-released virtually everything Marvel had in their library, too
King Conan? Check, 11 volumes re-printing Marvel’s classics, plus multiple trades of their own King Conan stories.
Savage Sword of Conan? Check, a whopping 22 volumes re-printing the classic Marvel black-and-white magazine. 
Conan the Barbarian, the regular series? Check on that one too, and (holy mole-y) 34 volumes were made re-printing all that classic material, too. 
Is my point clear enough? Marvel did a wonderful job with the property – and now that they’ve got it back, they will have to choose in what direction the comic books story lines will move. Will they leave dangling plotlines from Dark Horse continuity? Or will Conan be a “legacy” title, starting with issue #276?  
Another bit of food for thought – with 67 volumes of their Conan stories already easily accessible to the public, nicely bound, and ready for a spot on the bookshelf, who will need “more” issues of “Marvel” Conan
I am hoping there is a plan in place to do with Conan what Marvel did with Star Wars, giving a shot in the arm to the franchise and a revitalization of brilliant storytelling. But with the market as it is right now, I have to wonder if this isn’t a desperate move by a company trying to get back lost market share?
It will be interesting to see what develops. And in the meantime, I’ll continue reading my Dark Horse trade paperbacks of Savage Sword.
As always, I am – Wally (AKA Paint Monk